I live in the city in a unit on the ground floor. I have a back door into a dead-end alley, and there is a back door to a bar and restaurant. There is a rubbish skip, and it can be a bit of a mess. In the first week, I was woken up by the noise and kind of knew that was going to happen, but the place was very cheap. I went down and looked out a small side window beside the door, and there was a guy taking a piss and his girlfriend squatting down doing the same. There was a security light there, so I could see them, and because my unit was dark, I hoped they could not see me. I could see her bald pussy, so it was my lucky night, so to speak.
Ten minutes later, two girls squatted down and peed. Both trimmed. Hiding behind the skip gave them privacy from the road, but it gave me the perfect view. I went to bed two hours later. I had cum three times to the show, but I was so tired at work the next day. This went on from Thursday night to early Sunday morning.
On Sunday afternoon, I went out, and the place was full of small tissues and smelled badly of dried piss. The owner of the restaurant came out and complained about the mess. I suggested I could clean it up for a few free meals, and he was happy with that. So every Saturday and Sunday, I hosed the pavement down to clean the piss and picked up the trash and put it in the bin. I got three meals a week. I wore some very heavy gloves while I did this.
Then I decided I could not stay up perving and needed a better way. I brought some very small surveillance cameras, drilled through the wooden door frame, and hard-wired them to my computer. One from above and one at ground level. The setup cost me a lot, but in the end, it was worth it. You could not see them, and I used a small motion detector because I didn't want to waste hard drive space.
After a few small adjustments, I could sleep the night away as I got used to the noise, and every evening I went through the videos. During the week, the chef was fucking the girl doing the dishwashing. He either fucked her bent over or she gave him a blowjob. I would see at least three girls a night and delete the guy videos. I never showed anyone and had them encrypted, as I had faces on camera. You would see guys getting blowjobs from girls often and a bit of guy-on-guy action, which was interesting but did nothing for me.
One night, two girls spent half an hour making out. I've seen a girl piss in a guy's mouth and a few guys piss in a girl's mouth. But watching girls pee was fun. The drunker they were, the less they cared about wiping. Some would fall over into their piss as they were so drunk, but friends would help them up and laugh hard.
One night I heard a girl squeal as I had just gotten home from being at a friend's place. I looked, and there was a 20-year-old woman lying face down, jeans down at her knees, and not moving. I was a little worried and went out to see how she was. She was so drunk that she was now asleep. I woke her up, and she made no sense. The guy from the restaurant came out as I was trying to get her up. When we did, I pulled her panties and jeans up; they were wet from her peeing and the ground. She had a bald pussy and massive lips sticking out. We sat her on a kerb, and she made no sense. We didn't know what to do next, but we knew if we left her there, she would most likely end up getting taken advantage of. We brought her into my place and sat her on the floor next to the bathroom, as we both commented that something may come out from each end at some point.
He had to get back and said good luck, laughing away. I sat on a chair, wondering what to do. She woke up after half an hour and wondered where she was. It took her a while to understand that she was in no state to do anything. She was funny as hell and a happy drunk.
She said she needed to pee, and I helped her up and walked her into the toilet. I left her as she was pushing her jeans down. I heard her say fuck a few times and then a thud, then fuck a little louder, and then "Help", please. She had fallen over again, but her jeans were at her ankles and her panties on. Looking at them, she had forgotten to take them off when she peed, as they were very wet. I got her up and tried to get her jeans up, but she said fuck them and kicked them off.
I sat her on a chair, and she fell asleep and snorted like no one else. I found her a blanket and put it over her. Then I didn't know what to do next. If I went to bed, what if she woke up before me and freaked out? I just sat in the chair opposite her and slept on and off. It was around 10.30 a.m. when she woke up. Looked at me and just said, Okay, what did I do, and where am I?"
I laughed and asked her if she wanted the facts or just the good bits. "Give it to me straight, please."
"Well, I found you with your jeans and panties down in the alley, asleep after peeing there. The restaurant owner next door helped me pick you up and dress you; we brought you into my place, and then you took your jeans down and pissed through your panties on the toilet; then I got you into the chair, and you fell asleep."
"Did I break or ruin anything?"
"No"
"That's good for a change; I am Tania."
"Kevin, do you want anything to eat or a coffee?"
Coffee, please, and where is the toilet?"
I pointed to the door and told her that she would find her jeans in there. As she stood up, she held onto the blanket, but her rear was still showing, and it was cute and just perfect, I thought. She came out with the blanket around her, and she looked a little apprehensive. I asked if she needed anything, and she asked if she could wash her jeans and panties, as they were not that clean. I laughed and said, Of course, showed her where it was, and suggested we could dry them as well. She looked relieved and thanked me many times.
We talked about how she was out with her friends and got separated from them, then the booze must have hit her and she forgot what happened from there. Something she was used to, from what I could tell. She was very pretty and had a nice body--not fat or skinny. Nice pussy and rear from what I have seen so far. She thanked me for not taking advantage of her, and to date, she has been lucky so far. She was pretty cool and understood that her drinking was a problem, but she loved having fun. It had been nearly a year since she had a blackout like this.
She was feeling better, and I offered her some bacon and eggs, and she said yes. By the time we finished the food, her jeans and panties were washed, and I put them in the dryer. I wish I had snuck a sniff before we washed them.
We talked about what she did and what I did--just a general chat. She noticed someone putting trash in the dumpster through the small window by the door, and she asked what she had seen there at night. I sort of said not much--the occasional person pissing and a few having sex. She laughed and said a drunk girl asleep on the pavement was, I guess, the last one. I told her I heard her squealing and thought she hurt herself. She laughed harder and asked if I had ever watched rather than reacting to a noise. I explained that when I first moved in, I had seen a few things and then stopped looking, which was true in some parts.
"I love to watch some guy pissing and someone having sex," Tania explained.
I asked, "Why?
"I am a voyeur."
"So what have you seen, then?" I asked.
"I saw couples in the sand dunes. I watched guys piss at concerts and go into the men's toilets at bars because I couldn't wait. Guys will deliberately put their cocks in their jeans when a girl goes in there."
"You are one, then; do you also expose yourself to guys?" I asked
She laughed, Well, if they are pissing behind the trees at a concert, I would have to be doing the same.