We were nearing opening weekend of deer season but I was getting excited for a different reason this year. My wife had agreed to find a friend to help her volunteer at Smitty's for the weekend knowing it would be crazy busy with all the hunters and the regular waitress would be back at college. She had already helped Smitty out twice by volunteering when he had some road crew guys finishing up a job in the area. She made some great tips taking care of both crews. She gave them extra service as she misunderstood the other waitress when she said she "serviced" the guys. My wife interpreted it as she had sex with them, when in fact she hadn't. However, my wife did with both crews and really made some great tips, and I got to watch my very conservative wife do some really crazy things.
She hadn't told me yet who she got to help her, but she said it would be fun and her husband was totally on board with anything they did. He was going to be there as well and help behind the bar as it could get pretty busy with all the hunters. Thursday night would be just locals, but Friday and Saturday would be very busy with all the guys in for the hunting season. She had been talking with Smitty to make sure he didn't mind the other two people volunteering as well. Which he didn't. The locals wouldn't be looking for special service, but the hunters can be quite interesting, he said.
We spent Wednesday night at camp and I was beginning to wonder if she really was able to get another woman to "volunteer" to help out. She assured me that they would be at Smitty's around four to help set up and not to worry. She told me that I knew who they were and wouldn't be disappointed.
We showed up at Smitty's a little before four to start stocking the coolers and making sure the bar was clean. My wife was wearing her tight jeans and a tight low cut top, which didn't seem like her usual attire for Smitty's. The last two times she wore real short skirts that showed off her long toned legs. Thursday night would be the local crowd, according to Smitty, and it wouldn't get too crazy, but you never can tell with these folks he said.
As I was coming out from the stock room, my friend Jeff and his wife Amy came in through the front door. "Hey, what are you guys doing here? I didn't know you had a camp in the area."
"We don't, we're staying at your place this weekend. Your wife seems to have talked my wife in to volunteering to waitress this weekend. She said the tips will be great and the shafts will be even better, whatever that means," Jeff said jokingly.
"She's in the kitchen," I said to Amy, who was carrying a duffel bag. "What's in the bag?"
Our friend Amy is very similar to my wife. Fifty years old, about five feet seven and about 145 pounds. Like my wife, she has nice breasts and a firm ass with long legs that she likes to show off whenever she can. She also has a witty personality and isn't afraid to use it.
"Our uniforms for the weekend. You'll be happy with them, I promise you," Amy said.
Jeff said, "I know what's going to happen. I can't wait to see how she reacts. She said your wife fully briefed her on what to do and what most likely will happen."
When the two women came out of the back, they were dressed in metal looking shimmering micro halter top dresses that barely covered their asses, leggings and high heel ankle boots. The dresses looked great and the men would love them, and with the leggings, they wouldn't be too obvious if there were families in tonight. Both Jeff and I were impressed with how they looked, and we noticed they weren't wearing bras, which made their boobs really sway. How they didn't pop out was beyond me.
"Hello boys, meet "Thelma and Louise". That's what we shall be called tonight," announced Amy.
"Who's who?"
"Your wife is "Thelma" and I'm "Louise."
It was a steady Thursday and nothing really overwhelming. The girls didn't have a problem keeping up and they did provide great service. If they weren't wearing the leggings, the micro dresses would be very revealing, but because they were, it just looked like they were long shirts. They kept the people happy and nothing seemed out of the ordinary.
As the last of the tables left, two different three tops walked in. My wife instantly recongized them from last month as the two tables who were in when she was waiting on the road crew guys. She had fun with them last month and thought this night was now looking up. They split up just like last month and the women decided it was time to lose the leggings and went in to the kitchen.
When they emerged, they didn't have the leggings on anymore and man did they look nice and did their legs look long and toned with the heels and short dresses. Thelma walked over to one table and Louise walked over to the other, both women making sure to bounce and jiggle as much as they could. When they got to the tables, they each made sure to have their backs facing the other table and both bent over to lean on the table and wipe them down so they were clean. They stayed leaning over, showing their lovely cleavage to their own table, while showing their now pretty much exposed ass to the other table while they took their orders.
"I remember you guys from last month. You left too early, it got a lot more fun a little bit later on. Is that why you guys are starting later this time?" asked Thelma.
"Yep. Smitty told us to come in later and avoid the family rush. He said you would be training in another girl tonight and we wouldn't want to miss it. He said you give great service and we want to experience it."
"He did huh? That sly old dog. He is really looking out for you. I'm Thelma and that's Louise. She has a pretty nice ass, as you can see. What'll it be to start off?"
Both tables were doubly distracted, looking at the cleavage of their own waitress while staring at the almost naked ass of the other waitress. This caused them to really be slow in deciding what to drink. Which was fine from where Jeff and I stood, we never mind staring at our wife's when they are wearing sexy stuff.
Once the guys decided, the women both stood and spun rather quickly, making sure to not pull their dresses back all the way down to make sure that their own tables each got a nice look too. Being that they were rather tight and had ridden up a little they stayed up nicely giving a great shot of their thongs as they walked away.
When the girls brought the drinks, they told them the special that Smitty was running for food. "Tonight we have a titty breast sandwich, served open dress, with mashed potatoes and gravy, and a side of glazed nipples. Wait, that's not right. I mean a turkey breast sandwich, served open faced with mashed potatoes and gravy served with glazed carrots. Silly me. I don't know what I was thinking," said Louise.
"I think I am speaking for everyone when I say we'll have the titty breast sandwich, that sounds really good," said Larry. Both tables erupted in laughter and ordered another round of drinks at the same time.
When the girls came out of the kitchen with their trays full of food, Jeff stopped them as they walked past the bar. "Gotta make sure you ladies are treating the customers right." He hoisted their dresses up over their hips to make sure that their entire asses were exposed as they went to deliver the food. As he did that, he was surprised that they had both removed their thongs and were now really completely exposed. "Well, looks like you two are on top of things already."
"Weren't expecting that, were you. I hope you're ready for this tonight, we've got a couple of things planned," said Thelma.
As the ladies approached the table with their lower half's completely exposed, it was Jared who noticed it first and elbowed Pete next to him. It went around the table quickly and then the other table noticed as well. All six sets of eyes were watching them as they walked up with their trays carried up on their shoulders, making sure that nothing was covered down below.
The ladies, not wanting to give in to the embarrassment of being exposed didn't bother to pull their dresses down when they set the trays down to deliver the food. They just went about serving the table like nothing had happened. They made sure to lean across the table to expose their cleavage and making sure their naked asses were on display for the other table. The guys really loved this and were very helpful by putting their hands on the ladies inner thighs to stable them so they wouldn't fall over.
As they set the food down, Louise said, "There you go boys. Turkey breast sandwiches, served open face with glazed carrots. We also brought you some fresh buns, as you can see, that maybe you could butter a little bit later, if you're up for it," as she gave a little wiggle and turned to walk away.
John said, "This isn't what we ordered. These were supposed to be titty breast sandwiches served open dressed with glazed nipples. What the hell."
Thelma said, "Let us go and check with the kitchen and see what happened. But, the turkey does look good doesn't it?"
Thelma hustled back to the kitchen, with her completely exposed lower half wiggling and jiggling the whole way, and grabbed the glaze and started to head back to the tables. As she approached the table she could see that every set of eyes were on her and she said, "see anything you like?"
"Sorry about that boys. We grabbed the wrong order, here you go." Both women then untied their halter tops and let them fall down around their waists, thus totally exposing their breasts as well now. "Titty breast sandwiches with open dresses. Now for the glazed nipples."
She took the glaze and drizzled it over her tits and rubbed it around. Louise then did the same for her table. Both women then sat up on the tables and let the men lick the glaze off their nipples and breasts. There they were with a guy sucking and licking on each breast, the men pushed them back on the table and made sure to lick and pull on their nipples to make sure they got it all. Seeing as they were laid back, this gave the third guy at each table a perfect opportunity to pull up a chair and lick their now exposed pussies. Both women were very aroused by all of the attention and the men kept drizzling more glaze on their breasts. They couldn't hold out any longer and both had a big loud orgasm as they came almost together.
As they came down, Louise then suggested they play a little game of pool. "Here are the rules. You guys divide up in to two teams of three. Each man puts $200 into a pool. Regular bar rules apply, except, when you are done with your turn, provided you sunk at least one ball, you get to either get a blow job or fuck one of us until the next player on your team becomes eligible. If you don't make at least one ball, your balls won't get any attention. The first guy to cum gets $300, the second guy gets $200 and the third gets $100. The last three get no money at all as the remainder of the pot goes to us, for providing great service. After you guys decide the teams, you decide whose holes you're going to use for the game. Team Thelma or team Louise. We'll go get another round while you guys set it up."
