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You've got to stay professional at all times, so I managed to prevent myself from wincing at the sheer mediocrity of the fat woman's blowjob.
This was not normal for me. My experience in the nude-male entertainment industry, going on eight years now, is that larger women generally give better head. It goes like this: the kinds of women who come to events with full-frontal male strippers are not the kind of women who are shy about sex, but with fat chicks, their sex drive usually isn't matched by society's males, who often don't want to give them the sex they crave.
So they often become very, very good at sucking dick.
A male stripper gets used to evaluating the fine nuances of blowjobs and the women who give them. There are the hot chicks, all show and no go, who've never had to develop their oral technique because they've never had a problem getting a guy to go between their legs. The nerd girls tend to be bashful, even squeamish, though occasionally you'll get one of those really, really repressed librarian-types who'll even insist on giving you a rimjob. Then there are the older, middle-aged types, who used to suck a mean cock in college but whose husbands aren't interested any longer; the result is boundless enthusiasm with, alas, an inability to keep track of where their teeth are.
But usually, fat women are a reliable source of a pleasurable few minutes between twerking for some bridesmaid and losing your load all over some drunk MILF's chest. Not this one, though; she was into it, but she just didn't have the technical skills I'd been expecting. The only reason I gave her more than a few seconds, in fact, was because the younger woman beside her kept shoving her firm, fat tits into my hands, grinning like she'd just met her husband, and I don't get paid to reject horny women.
Crazy eyes on that one, though. She had a phenomenal rack, which I dutifully squeezed, but this was not the lady to cum on later. She had the look of a chick who'd follow you to the parking lot, maybe stalk you home.
This was one of those sweaty, stroboscopic evenings we don't often book anymore, so Jerry and Lauren had jumped at the chance: three strippers and a fluffer! It was like the glory days, back when I'd been a rookie. Whoever was paying for this must be loaded.
He was certainly loaded with sexy female relatives, that was for sure. Almost every guest, from the bride on down, was lovely, and most were beautiful. Some were flat-out hotties. Hell, even the fat auntie with her lips around my cock; even she had a pretty face, plus the requisite massive breasts. Hell, looking down at her, with one nipple prodding out from the neckline of her bunched party dress, you could almost pretend she was simply busty.
But no. And, as her hands came up and under for the umpteenth time to tug on my balls, her younger companion continued trying to get me to pivot her way for a titfuck. My attention started to wander around the room, as it sometimes did, checking to see what my buddies were doing under the insistent throb of the bass, which mirrored the insistent throb from my dick under the relentless pressure of the cock-ring.
Well, Prince Carlos certainly wasn't feeling any pressure. He was over on one of the bench seats in the corner, getting his chest and balls played with by a sneaky-looking little minx with a sharp nose and no visible boobs at all. I watched as she whispered into his ear, moving both knees onto the seat, and then he reached casually around to push his greasy fingers straightup her skirt and into her snatch or her ass, whichever. Her whoop carried across the room, even over all the cackling and shrieking and the heavy pulse of the bass.
My other coworker was Justin. He called himself Mr Beef sometimes, but on most gigs he'd at some point get excited and tell the customers his real name. He usually got great tips thanks to his penis size and his willingness to go down, but he couldn't ever last long. So he needed to make his money while he could. Me, I had the opposite problem: my cock's nothing all that special, but I can hold it in longer than most. At the moment, Justin was kneeling between the skirted legs of some bridal cousin named Jan? Jenn? I didn't remember; she'd propositioned me earlier, back when I'd still had my ball-hammock on. Cute girl, but at the time I'd been more interested in the melons on one of the chicks by the stage.
Well, my loss. The chick was evidently game for anything; a woman who'll let herself get eaten out by a stripper in front of all her female relatives will let you do anything to her.
My attention drifted back toward Carlos, who was laughing and murmuring with his new friend, and with a shock I noticed there was another girl sitting on the other side of him, watching Carlos with striking violet eyes that now showed more than a little nervousness mixed with her excitement. There was some other girl on the far side, craning across, totally incredulous, and then further along that same bench I caught sight of our fluffer.
We were using Lindsay today, one of our frequent fliers, but not a lady that was very popular with us guys. She was a knockout, all tall, sexy confidence; still, there was something about her we didn't like. We brought girls like her along when we could, as plants within the crowd just to keep things moving in case the customers started losing interest, or in case one of us shot too early; she'd be expected to get him up again, if possible.
A thankless task, if ever there was one.
And Lindsay knew it, too. She was drinking today, sitting cynically with a vodka tonic, smirking around the room with that cynical expression of hers, and with a start I realized I still had my dick in that same girl's mouth. I needed to get moving; the last thing I needed was Justin laughing at me for monopolizing a fat chick. Or, worse, cumming on one.
With a slick twist down to the side, I caught the trembling lips of Crazy Eyes and gave her enough tongue to at last make her quit shoving herself at me; she tasted like tequila. In the same motion I maneuvered my cock out of Fat Chick's warm, toothy piehole and spun around, my penis bobbing to the beat of the music, to collapse between the bride and the maid of honor.
Really, all I wanted to do was catch my breath, get a drink of water, and stare across at that violet-eyed beauty next to Prince Carlos. God, she was a smoker: long, thick curly hair all over her head, a face like a model, tits for days, long olive legs aiming out of her black satin dress like a pair of deadly weapons. She was prime, and apparently Carlos had noticed; he was glancing over at her, muttering at the skinny bitch who had ahold of his cock, and I'd seen that look in Carlos' eyes before.
But before I could keep further tabs on him, and long before I got my drink of water, the bride and her friend had already attacked me. "Hi, Doctor Steve," purred the maid of honor; that was the name I used when stripping, for no reason at all except that I look like one of those TV doctors on that one medical show, the one with the lady doctor who can't stop fucking her coworkers.
"Hi, sexy," I replied automatically, gluing on my usual smile, the professional one for work. I forgot about Violet Eyes and draped a brawny arm around each of the two ladies, my cock sticking straight up between my spread thighs. "Can I get you two anything? A drink? Something to eat?"
The maid of honor giggled, her eyes riveted to my penis. "I'll eat some of that fat dick, Steve," blurted the bride, and there went my mild obsession with Violet Eyes. She was an incredible piece, and I was dying to get over there, but rules are rules. And when you're working a bachelorette party, and the bride wants a piece of you, well...
So I leaned back, reaching down to stroke her tit. Might as well enjoy her; she certainly was a cutie, and there's always an extra thrill when you know they're going to be getting married in a couple days or so. She had a nice rack, but a little on the small side. "Your wish is my command, honey," I told her. "Why don't you get down there, maybe get a closer look?"
"I will," she burbled, unable to take her eyes off my abs. I've got two major attributes in this business: I'm fitness-crazy, and I can usually keep myself from cumming. I'd learned early on that a six-pack is what a lot of these girls are looking for; they can get dick anywhere, but it's not usually attached to muscle. "Let's go, Kathleen!"
"Fuck yeah!" The maid of honor was tiny, maybe five foot one, and that was with heels. She made a tight, tasty little package as the two of them knelt, the bride swaying a bit, and began giggling at each other as they sorted out which testicle belonged to which mouth.
And really, I can't see why every single American male doesn't get into this business.
I'd just seen them licking chocolate sauce off Justin's dick five minutes ago, so their enthusiasm impressed me. The bride seemed especially into it, her back straight, one hand light on my thigh, the other holding my cock up out of the way while her tongue burrowed around the quivering sides of my scrotum; her maid of honor, giggling, was already patting my hips, urging me lower on the seat; dirty little whore wanted to take a stab at my asshole!