Wife makes me strip naked and masturbate in front of our video door bell (and the neighbors).
I had gone out after work with some coworkers to have a beer. Well, one turned into several and I didn't come home till late and missed a lovely meal my wife had prepared.
We had recently upgraded our house with several "smart" devices. A video doorbell, a touchless lock system for the front door and a digital garage door opener. All of which can be operated using your smart phone. Well smart devices and smart phones work well with smart people, and I am not the most tech savvy person so when I couldn't get the garage door to open I figured I'd just park in the driveway and use the front door. Well that didn't work either, neither did the actual key pad on the door itself.
"What the hell?" I mumble out loud.
Suddenly I hear my wife's voice coming from the door bell telling me. "I changed all the codes since you didn't have the decency to let me know you'd be late."
"I'm sorry honey, time just got away from me." I reply. "Can I please come in now?"
What's the password?" she giggles back at me.
"I'm very sorry and I love you!" I say to her.
"Nope! Strike one."
"I love you and will buy you a nice dinner at your favorite restaurant." I try.
"Strike two."
"I'm sorry, I will be your humble servant and do whatever you tell me to do."
"I already know that, that's not something new, so that's strike three! You're out!" She says that last part like a baseball umpire.
"What do I have to do to come inside?" I ask.
"Well, coming does have something to do with it, but not inside." She giggles again.
My beer addled brain isn't processing things very well so I ask her to explain.
"There's not a password, but there is a fee to get in the house. I'll need one piece of clothing for each hour you are late, starting from 4pm when you usually get off work."
Again, my beer fogged brain is trying to do the math, she obviously sees my struggle and comes to my aid.
"It's now 11pm, you got off work at 4pm, so that's 7 hours or 7 pieces of clothing."
I can hear her laughing as I drunkenly try to count my article of clothing, essentially pointing to each of my feet, pants, shirt, etc. Thinking I have her beat I smile and say. "Ok."
I'm usually outwitted by her sober, my un-sober mind was no where up to the challenge when she reminded me about our last strip poker game where I laid out the rules that ties, belt's, hats, scarves, jewelry or other types of accessories don't count.
More giggles as she sees me try to reassess the math against my current attire.
When she saw me look up in a bit of a panic she laughed and said. "You're not wearing underwear are you?
"Guilty" I confess.
"If I did my math right you have two shoes, two socks, pants and a shirt. That equals six, you're one short." My wife counts for me.
The reality sinks in as another one of our strip poker rules is that if you cannot pay your debt in full, i.e. sufficient pieces of clothing, then you must perform a dare issued by the winner.
"Well, are you going to pay your entrance tax or sleep in your car?" She asks me.
"I'll pay my tax." I say reluctantly.
"Oh goody, a naked man on my front porch, who would have ever thought I'd get that opportunity?" My wife chides me since I have been naked in public at her encouragement many, many times. Just never in the front of our house where I could be exposed to our neighbors.
Anyway, I bend over to untie my shoes, as I attempt to pull them off, I lose my balance and end up on my butt. I can hear my wife giggling away through the speaker on the video doorbell.
I resign to removing my shoes and socks while sitting on the front sidewalk. I pull my shirt over my head and toss it on the piles beside me. I un-belt and unbutton my shorts. When I do finally stand up they drop to my ankles and I step out of them.
I am now standing on the sidewalk leading to my porch in my front yard. Of course, if you've read my other stories this also means I have an erection.
"Nice woody!" My wife calls out.
I wiggle my hips at her flopping my cock back and forth.
"Pick up your clothes and put them on the door step. Then step back to the light pole." My wife instructs me.
I had been mostly protected from view by the side of our house, however, the location where the light pole is will leave me fully exposed to all of our neighbors, not just the house directly across from us.
I pick up all of my clothes and when I am about to set them down my wife instructs me to "Fold them neatly."
She is thoroughly enjoying my predicament and always enjoys seeing me naked and embarrassed.
I comply with her request and set them on the stoop then back up to the light pole.
"Why did I install that extra bright security light?" I question myself. I am awash in bright white light, naked as the day I was born, and sporting a large erection.
My wife finally opens the door and reaches down for my clothes. I take a step forward and she immediately darts inside. Through the crack in the door she tells me to stay where I am. I return to my spot under the light.
She comes back outside and tells me she needs to count my "tax" and make sure I have the right amount. She already knows the answer, but she still makes a showing of counting each piece and tossing them inside.
"Two shoes." She says while holding them up.
"Two socks." Tossing them individually in the door. "Let's see, that four so far, three more to go."
"One shirt." Adding it to the pile in the foyer.
"One pair of shorts." She announces as she tosses them inside. "That's six."
She then makes a big show of looking around for more articles of clothing.
"I only count six and you owe me seven, how are you going to pay off the rest of your debt naked man? You've got nothing left to give me."
My wife notices me dancing in place and asks. "What's wrong?"
"I have to pee, really bad!" I tell her.
"Well just go then." She retorts.