Vardoger was spying.
He was in possession of a device which made him invisible. No one knew about it (that he knew of). The device itself became invisible when it was switched on. It was inserted into the rectum. Once it was activated, Vardoger was able to pass through solid matter in a kind of "flux state." He did, and had used this device many times to spy on his favourite footy team, the Murray River Rats. He had spied on guys in the locker room, showering, peeing, talking, being intimate with girls, being intimate with boys, both, at home having a morning wank, when they were sad, and so on. He grows to love them but knows they would hate him if they knew he was spying on them. Little did they know that he had picked many of them to work at his company! In high school, he had desperately admired them. He wasn't bullied or anything, but he was awkward and didn't know what to say to them. Yes, awhile back he had decided that he would start that company he had always wanted to, and to hire any former footy player that applied..and then, become friends with them.
Yet, it didn't quite work out that way. He found that his employees were afraid of him, afraid of his abilities to be ahead of time all the time. Why did he have these abilities, anyway? He wasn't sure, but ever since childhood, he'd always had strange experiences. He'd see himself at a place before he actually got there. You might say that he was bilocating. In any case, the device that he now posessed gave him abilities that were far more powerful. This device had been given to him by a strange, humanoid being that he could just barely recall. "You are the new Vardoger now" it said, telepathically.
Now there was a huge power differential between him and his employees, and things that he couldn't possibly share with them, including the full extent of his powers. The only time that he really felt normal now was at a footy game, where he could modulate his energy and share it with the crowd, or feed off of the positive energy there.
He didn't know if other humans shared his goals, but he was sure that if he could get the Cosmic Surfboard, he could go back in time, compel his parents to make him play sports (especially footy) so that he could be on the footy team with the players he loved and admired so much. That was why his company had been spending so much money, paying people to track this thing down. He knew that Dr. Smith wanted it too, but for reasons that were probably far less altruistic.
Vardoger didn't know what to make of his device when he first received it. On the one hand, he was happy, because it allowed him to look at all the beautiful, athletic players on the AFL's newest team, the Murray River Rats. Not only that, but he could admire them without being seen. It was an invisibility device. Not only did it make him invisible, but it put his body into a kind of state of flux. It was concealed by placing within the rectum. Once turned on, the device itself became invisible too. People could pass right through him, and they wouldn't even know it.
One day, Vardoger hid in the Murray River Rats' locker room. He was naked, of course. He turned the device on and waited until after the game when they all piled in. God, they were gorgeous: Sam, Aidan, Gavin, Bryce, and Joe (personal favorites). Sam shed his uniform first. A well-defined chest, with just a smigin of dusty blond to match his hair. Bryce, tall, dark, and impossibly good looking, joined him. As was the way with the Murray River Rats, they helped each other as they made their way to the showers.
Bryce lathered Sam's body, stroking his chest and belly. He planted a kiss on his cheek, then ran his hands down his buttocks. Vardoger knew that they could not see him, but he admired what a fine pair they made. As Bryce walked over to get more body wash for Sam, he passed through Vardoger unknowingly, making Vardoger shiver and making himself feel strange. "Hey Sam?" he asked
"Yeah?"
"Don't you think there's a bit of a chill in this shower?"
"It's okay," Sam breathed. "I got ya, big guy." He wrapped Bryce in an embrace from behind.
He was a bit smaller than Bryce though, so he had to stand on his tiptoes to kiss Bryce's neck. Bryce sighed and kissed Sam back on his lovely lips. Sam moaned and deepened the kiss, slipping his tongue into Bryce's mouth. Vardoger was transfixed and mesmerized. When Bryce slid his hands softly over Sam's balls, his own penis jumped. He wished they could see him. Did and didn't. He was afraid that even if he was there, they would not allow him to join them. In high school, he had wanted to join the rugby and footy players doing things together. It's not as if he had been bullied. No. The footy players were nice to everyone, in general, but there was a special bond that only they shared. Vardoger wanted that very much. But he wasn't very athletic. So he was forced to watch, literally from the sidelines, as they scored goals and celebrated together.
Now, Sam was shivering. "Bryce, can we continue this later, at your place? I feel like we're being watched."
"Yeah, I have that feeling too. Alright. Bring your girlfriend!"
"Of course!" He smiled
Vardoger sighed. He wanted to see Bryce finish off Sam, and Sam finish off Bryce. He'd hoped to see Sam with Bryce's large penis in his mouth, as he had before, gently and tenderly sucking. At the same time, while Vardoger still had this device inside of him, he might as well take advantage of it. He slipped away to the urinals. Gavin was there. He pulled out his impressive penis from his shorts. Vardoger could see the fluffy light hair surrounding it, the trail that went from his belly to his cock.