For as long as Adele could remember, Valentine's Day had been her favorite holiday.
In elementary school, she had loved giving and receiving goofy Valentines from her friends. In middle and high school, Valentine's Day had meant sweet signs on her locker and quick kisses stolen before sports practices after school. As she had gotten older, the goofy Valentine's Day and stolen kisses evolved into more mature celebrations--overnight trips to a fancy hotel, massages, nights at home snuggled together in bed. But this year, that was all different.
Three weeks ago, while they were at dinner on their two-year anniversary, her boyfriend had announced that he had to move to France for his job for a year. Her first reaction had been one of joy. It was perfect; she worked remotely, and they had talked about moving in together in the next few months anyways. She was so excited to be moving to France with him. But with his next breath, her boyfriend had shit on that parade. It wasn't her, he said, she was great--it was just that, well, he wanted to take full advantage of ALL the French had to offer, if she knew what he meant. So he wanted to be unattached--or, as the French put it, "celibataire"--to fully enjoy the experience. But to Adele that hadn't even been the worst part of that night. The asshole had actually asked her to wait for him for the year that he was abroad. Fuck that! Was it the 1800s, when men got to take a jolly romp around the globe while their girlfriends stayed at home, waiting for them to come home with God knows what STDs? Hell no. Adele had stood up so hastily that she knocked her chair over and got the hell out of there.
Two nights later, in an angry fit of desperation (and perhaps a sugar high fueled by Sour Patch Kids), Adele had signed up for a dating app. Within the first two hours of posting her profile, her phone notifications dinged--she had a message from some guy named Ricardo. Adele suddenly regretted even signing up for that damn app. She was still getting over Asshole Ex, wasn't she? The last thing she needed was to meet some weirdo online. But she also had to admit to herself that she was curious--what type of guy would be attracted to her online profile? It wasn't so much that Adele lacked confidence. She was on the shorter side, but her athletic build, ready smile, and easy-going personality had attracted a fair share of male attention. Instead, Adele had to admit to herself that she was nervous. She didn't want to experience rejection again so soon after being fucked over by Asshole Ex--that had been pretty damn painful. So before clicking on Ricardo's message, Adele promised herself that whatever developed from this new adventure, it wouldn't be a relationship.
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That had been three weeks ago. Adele had found Ricardo's first message to be sweet and to the point: "You're cute, you look interesting, and I'm new to the area and want to make some friends. Want to get together for coffee?" She had responded with a silly pun: "Sure. It looks like we might have some common grounds. Where and when?" But she had known she would go through with it when she saw his response: an eyeroll emoji and the line, "Soon. I would like to meet you a latte!"
When she caught sight of Ricardo for the first time, Adele had to admit that she was glad she hadn't chickened out. His head was shaved, and he sported a close-trimmed beard that softened a square, masculine jaw. He was exactly the right height, and she couldn't help but notice that his broad chest and pecs nicely filled out his tight-fitting navy t-shirt. She had allowed her eyes to travel quickly down to his narrow waist, garbed in shorts that revealed an incredibly tight ass. She wondered what it would be like to get lost in that Bermuda triangle--thoughts that flooded both her face and her more intimate parts with heat.
The coffee meeting for which Adele had allocated an hour had turned into two, then four. It had ended with a walk in a nearby park, during which she and Ricardo had shared an unexpected kiss after he had caught her when she had tripped over an unseen tree root. That kiss, too, fanned flames in several parts of Adele's body which she had thought she had successfully turned off after Asshole Ex's departure. Now these feelings were turned on once again, full-blast, furnaces that pumped out heated thoughts that constantly distracted her. After their first meeting, Adele had seen Ricardo four out of the next five days--once for lunch, another time for ice cream, then a night at an arcade where they played air hockey like maniacs, and then once again for coffee right before Ricardo had to drive to the airport for a two-week work trip. When Adele joked that he was just trying to "take off," Ricardo had suddenly turned quite serious and replied, "No--I think I'm going to land on something pretty interesting that we can do when we get back."
And Ricardo hadn't been lying. What had happened in the few days that he had been gone had been very interesting indeed. The two began to exchange texts that made her burn ever hotter--and she found herself texting things that she didn't ever think she would. Ricardo had started things off by texting her about how he had had a long day at work and couldn't wait to get back to his hotel room and take off his suit. When Adele had asked what he was changing into (she had to admit she was recalling her first glimpse of his broad shoulders, tapering down to his narrow waist), Ricardo had replied with one word: "Nothing." It took Adele a couple of other texts before Ricardo texted what he actually meant:
"No, I'm actually not getting dressed in anything. I'm ordering room service and staying naked. I'm a nudist."
"Oh, okay," Adele had texted back, rather lamely. She felt like she had to process this information a bit more. To her, a "nudist" had always seemed someone who was older, a bit unself-consciously saggy, and hippy-ish to the point of Birkenstocks and socks. Nudists were people who gathered outdoors around a camp fire to both keep warm and have a kumbaya moment. That didn't seem to fit Ricardo.
Ricardo's reply was, "I'm not apologizing for who I am or what I like. But does that make you feel any differently about me?"
Fuck it, she thought. This isn't going to turn into a relationship, so what have I got to lose?