Never mind why I thought I might have an STD. Later, it turned out that I didn't. I'd gone to the health clinic a half-mile off campus to get tested.
I filled out the paperwork at the office window, nervously aware that everyone in the waiting room could be watching me. I found an empty chair and tried to be invisible.
Twenty minutes went by before I was called. I tried not to make eye contact. The waiting room was mostly women. But there was a broad mixture waiting their turn. Older and younger. All races, people from all walks of life. I saw a couple, but mostly women alone.
The nurse called me through the door into the back office. A hallway, a workstation, some carts, a scale, and a bunch of closed doors.
She led me through one of the doors into the examination room. She was in her 50s, graying black hair tied back, sturdy and no-nonsense. Clearly very busy, and not somone who would tolerate delay or shenanigans.
In the middle of the room, a padded table, covered with a paper sheet. And two college-age girls busying themselves. I assumed they were cleaning up after the last patient.
The nurse told me that I should take off all my clothes except my underwear and have a seat on the table, and that she would be back to begin the examination.
The three of them left the room.
I folded my clothes in a pile on a chair and sat on the paper, legs dangling, as I waited to have my genitals examined.
The door opened and the nurse came back in -- along with the two girls!
It was rather embarrassing to be in my underwear around three people instead of just a nurse. I wasn't sure if they needed to pick up some supplies or paperwork or something. But no one explained it.
The nurse picked up a syringe of some kind and began by telling me what they would be testing for. She confirmed my name and explained to the girls that I was here for unresolved medical issues. She wrapped a hose around my upper arm, held my forearm efficiently and firmly, and stuck my elbow with the needle.
One of the college girls pulled the hose off my arm, and the nurse drew a sample of blood. Were they still here? What was going on? Why wasn't the nurse examining me privately?
The nurse explained the rest of the tests while the other college girl taped a cotton ball to the inside of my elbow. Both these girls wore streaked blonde, straight hair in a ponytail, and they both wore the same practiced professional look on their naive, trusting, pretty faces. Same height, same plucked-thin eyebrows, same pert noses. I was sure they got drunk every weekend and probably never had anything bad happen to them. They had different color blouses under their white lab coats but I still couldn't tell them apart.
"...and this test," the nurse was saying briskly, "is done by saturating the skin of the affected area with a gel that softens the skin and causes any potential trouble areas to become visible to the naked eye." She got out a tube but I was distracted by the word "naked."
I didn't need to picture the nurse naked, but the thought of these two bubble-headed girls naked was a good distraction. A split second later I realized I was wearing only my boxer shorts and I didn't need that kind of distraction. But it was too late, I felt my penis start to grow a little.
Not good. I didn't need that kind of embarrassment. They were just doing their job. I was just a patient.
I was trying to think about something else when I realized the nurse was holding a tube of something and had asked me a question. "Uh... what?" I said.
"I asked you," she said, deliberately, "if you would like to apply the gel yourself, or would you like me to do it?"
"Ah, well you're the professional, I guess you'd know better than me," I said.
The nurse turned away. I avoided looking at the college girls, tried to think about something other than sex. Interns, I guessed. Or maybe this was for a health class they were taking. Oh hell, what if they went to my school? What if I knew them? What if I ran into them in the cafeteria, and they'd seen me here in my underwear being tested for an STD?
As I wondered whether there was a confidentiality thing, I couldn't help studying the one to my right out of the corner of my eye. I thought I could see her breasts bulging under her lab coat. Big ones. The sexy firm boobs of a 20 year old. Oh sure, they were chastely resting inside her bra, but she'd love it if I set them free for a little playtime. They were just the right size to cup my whole hand under them and heft them up. I'd stand behind her and squeeze her breasts as she leaned back against me and got all horny from what I was doing.
Oh, shit, I shouldn't be thinking about that right now -- my dick got a little stiff -- oh, the nurse just asked me a question.
I guess I had a blank look on her face because she repeated herself. "Would you like to remove your underwear entirely, or leave it on for this procedure?"
Underwear? What the -- the two girls were still here! I looked between them. They just stood there. They weren't going anywhere. Did interns really need to see this?
"Uh, I'll leave it on I guess," I said. What procedure?
"Would you please pull your penis out for me, then," the nurse said.
Right here? In front of all three of you?
I suddenly realized what the tube she was holding was for. It was some kind of medicine I guess. That was where it was going.
I swallowed, hard. The three of them were all just looking at me. And for some reason my penis had suddenly gotten a little harder.
I reached through my fly and fished myself out. I was definitely half-hard now, it was starting to straighten out and it was thickening up. I did not need this.
I told myself it was just a medical procedure. Just a treatment from a doctor, no big deal. But I was mortified. These girls -- and this woman who must be 55 if she was a day -- were just looking at me. And... I was sprouting a boner in the doctor's office. How could I explain this?
The nurse looked down and frowned. "I'll need you to expose your testicles too, please, sir," she said. I carefully pulled them through my fly too.
My penis and testicles were squeezed out the opening and just lay there. Spread out like they were on display in a museum. Now my boxers just made me feel more naked. I felt more exposed than if I'd been wearing nothing at all.
The nurse squirted some gel into her gloved hand -- she was wearing gloves now, she must have put those on of course -- and, handing the tube to one of the girls, reached down and began massaging my penis.
I jumped a little. It was cold! But it warmed up fast as she began working it into my skin, first up and down my penis, and smoothing it around until the whole shaft was covered. And then she worked the excess goo into my scrotum. She lifted my balls and soothingly rubbed the slippery gel under them, then held my whole sack in one hand and very gently squeezed it as she made sure the gel covered the whole thing.
I couldn't help noticing these two girls were both watching this. Applying the gel only took a few seconds but they were staring at my crotch as this older woman spread what felt like lubricant all over my privates.
And I don't know if it was that, or the feel of her warm hands through the gloves, but my penis was standing almost fully erect now. It was jutting up at a 45 degree angle, pointing right at the nurse.
"Well, that's all right," she soothed me. "No need to worry about the unwanted erection. I'm sure you'll relax and soften up like we need in just a bit." A wave of shame passed over me as she said the word "erection."
She wiped a last bit of gel from one gloved hand to the other, smeared it on the tip of my dick, and, making a fist, twisted to smear it evenly around the head. A shock of pleasure shot through me.
My cock twitched hard. Bounced up and back down. Sticking out into the air. Pointed right at her.
Then she and the girls just stood there, looking at me. Waiting for something.
I waited a little bit, my dick feeling like it was made out of wood. My damn dick still had the lingering memory of her last touch, and it was hoping for more from these two chicks. I couldn't control what the greedy bastard wanted.
Then I asked, "uh, so what are we waiting for?"
The nurse caught my eye and explained like I was a slow child. "As I said, this gel works best when the skin is soft and pliant. We need to stretch the genital skin to examine it. With an erection, obviously the skin is stretched by the enlarged tissue underneath. That means we need you to become flaccid before we can begin the examination. Is that something you feel you will do shortly?"
I gulped. They needed my dick to get soft? I couldn't even look at these girls' faces, they were so pretty and they could fuck guys like me any time they wanted. With my cock and balls forced through my narrow fly, it almost felt like a cock ring squeezing me. I wasn't sure I even could lose my hardon.
But what was I going to say? "Ah, well, I think I will, yes. I mean --"