All guys get turned on by an peek up a woman's skirt, accidental or not. Guys, you know it. And ladies, you know it too. Anyway, I was at this swinger club some years back, a club in Paris that no longer exists. It was called La Plage, the beach, no idea why. Sous les pavés, la plage! Maybe.
The evening was just beginning and so people were just hanging out, chatting, checking out the scene, having a look at who they might get lucky with later. I noticed this woman who was no youngster, mid-forties perhaps. I found her striking, but not in a tarty or slutty way. She was quite subtle. Quite tall, she had a long loose skirt, long light brown hair her going all the way down her back, and she wore an embroidered white blouse which was only very slightly transparent so you could just about make out that she had fairly large bouncy boobs under a lacy bra. But if she had been dressed like that on the street or even in church, people would have thought it was ok.
So as usual in France the evening starts with a light meal from a buffet table. I went up to collect some cold cuts and snacks, and then as I turned around I realised that the woman I had been admiring was right by me, wanting to get by. So I stepped aside and gently put my hand on her waist to help her slip by. She glided past, with no reaction to my hand, either positive or negative, and in fact she didn't acknowledge me at all. No problem I thought, nothing lost and nothing gained.