"So what's the surprise?"
Jess was in the back of the cab, next to her boyfriend Erik.
"Oh, I'm not sure - something someone told me. And if I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise."
Jess wrapped her arm around Erik's shoulders. "You're such a tease, you and your surprises."
Erik turned and kissed his girlfriend - then kissed her again, raising a hand to her cheek, and then slowly trailing it down her neck, her shoulder, down to the neckline of her black cocktail dress. "I do. Because teasing you always works!"
"Mmmm" Jessica whispered. "Do they, now?" She kissed him on the the neck, and slowly unbuttoned the top button on his shirt, before slowly sliding her hand down his chest, and stomach, to his lap.
"Every time" Erik responded, mugging, silently thanking himself for the extra cocktails he'd fixed both of them before they called the cab.
"Well," Jess said, stifling a giggle, "maybe just this once."
She slowly lowered her head into Erik's lap, as she fussed with unzipping him.
Erik reached into his shirt pocket, and grabbed a $20 bill and handed it to the driver. "Here's a twenty for keeping your eyes forward and going via Riverside", he said, running a finger through Jess's thick mop of shoulder-length dark red hair, before he stopped caring much about what the cabbie thought.
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Jess wiped her lips with a kleenex, checked her mirror, and got out of the cab as a coyly smiling, deeply-relaxed Erik held the door open. A brisk breeze whipped the hem of her slinky black cocktail dress, giving her goosebumps above the low neckline.
Erik put his arm around her waist, and they walked to the door. The doorman, a tall, bulky man with a flamboyant neck tattoo and a demeanor that fairly screamed "no nonsense", was keeping a line of twenty-something males at bay. But he cracked a slight smile as Jess walked to the front of the line.
"ID, please", the bouncer growled in a raspy smoker's voice, with a twinkle in his eye.
Erik chuckled, as his girlfriend broke into a beaming grin. "Oh, aren't you sweet?" she giggled as she fished her ID out of her purse.
"29" the bouncer nodded. "You had me fooled!"
Erik gave the bouncer a good-natured glare as he handed the bigger man the $20 cover. The doorman stamped the backs of both of their hands, and opened the door. "Enjoy your evening."
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It took a while for their ears to adjust to the sound of the nightclub; the booming bass, the pandemonium of the crowd noise, the shouted conversations and orders by the bar. Erik found them a table - it was a crowded night - and ordered her a Sex on the Beach, with a shot of Jack Daniels for him.
The air inside was warm, and thick with the smell of aggressive perfume and fruity drinks, of sweat and leather.
"It's been forever, hasn't it?" Erik yelled during a brief gap in the thumping beat.
"Yeah!" Jess yelled, beaming, taking a long drink.
"Wanna dance?"
She polished off her drink in two long gulps. Erik didn't have to ask twice.
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An hour and two drinks later, they were still on the floor. Jess had always been a fluid, expressive dancer - it'd had been one of the things that'd caught Erik's attentio when they first met, four years ago, in a club not much different than this one.
On the other hand, Erik danced like a white guy - at least until until his second drink kicked in.
But now, he was bobbing behind Jess, grinding his hips against her ass, his hands around her midsection and stealing the occasional slide up her breasts, as she ground back.
And then the lights dimmed, and the music slowed down for a romantic jam.
Jess turned around, and Erik wrapped his arms around her.
"Nice surprise," Jess whispered into Erik's ear.
"Oh, going dancing? That's not the surprise."
Jess lifted her head from Erik's chest. "Oh, really?"
Erik smiled. "Ready for the surprise?"
Jess nodded, running her hands over Erik's ass.
"C'mon."
Erik took Jess's hand and led her through the teeming throng on the floor, zig-zagging between people in the aisles between the tables, toward the back of the club. He walked through a door under a red, glowing "Exit" sign, with Jess in tow.
The fire exit was straight ahead - but a stairway went down and to the right, disappearing around a corner halfway down.
"What is this?" Jess asked as Erik led her down the first flight of stairs.
"A friend of mine told me about it" Erik responded.
"What is it?"
They rounded the landing, and saw two couples ahead of them, waiting at the bottom of the stairway. In front of them stood a bouncer - a large, swarthy man with a shaved head and tightly-trimmed beard. Behind the bouncer was a bulletin board, with about a dozen Polaroid pictures; each photo featured a couple. Across the dimly lit, unadorned room to the right stood two cubicles - like dressing rooms at a clothing store.
Erik looked at Jess and smiled a wicked smile.
"What is this?" Jess was still confused; her voice betrayed uncertainty, and a little concern.
The couple below Erik - a stocky 20-something African-American in a navy suit jacket, and a youngish woman with long blond hair and an impossibly sheer dress - were making out passionately; the couple in front of the, a husky Latino and his curvy, dusky girlfriend in a sheer white blouse and skirt, stood silently, tensely, holding hands, whispering nervously.
Suddenly, a cry erupted from one of the cubicles; a woman's voice, it started quietly, and slowly grew; "Oh, God, Oh God, Oh God..."
Jess looked at the cubicles; under the doorway of the left cubicle, she saw a woman's knees between a man's legs; under the right, a man's feet, facing to the left; a woman's hands, gripping the top of the divider, and the top of a man's head, bobbing furiously back and forth, protruded above the walls.
"Are they..." Jess started. Erik turned and smiled, as the woman's cries grew and dissolved into a loud orgasm.
"Oh, my..." Jess whispered, clutching Erik around his waist. Erik smiled; Jess kissed him, as the sound of a man grunting and swearing rose, and then ebbed.