I was more than a little surprised when I emerged from my shower late on a Sunday afternoon, freshly washed and shaved after a run, to find a small, reddish female floating in my bedroom. I could tell she was female because she was nude, and her hard, maroon-colored nipples pointed in my direction. "Er," I said, determined to face this apparition bravely, "hello."
"Hello," replied the imp. "I'm here to make you the Ultimate Exhibitionist."
She said it that way, with the capital letters in her voice. I said, "Oh, really?"
"You enjoy exposing your body to other people," the imp said.
"Well, I can't argue with you there, " I said. "I do love going to nude beaches, driving around naked, doing Bare to Breakers..."
The little red woman waved her hand dismissively. "All child's play," she said. "Stick with me, and I'll give you experiences beyond your wildest exhibitionist dreams."
"Look, I have a life," I said. "I don't want to get arrested."
"Trust me," she said, and she smiled. There were a lot of teeth in that smile. I wavered a bit in my bravery.
"And I'm actually a bit timid about exposing myself, anyway," I said. "I mean, I don't really want to offend anyone just to get off myself."
"Hmm," the imp said. "Let me see your body."
I had tossed my towel away almost before her words registered consciously. Since I was already in an exposure state of mind, I guess it didn't take much prodding to get me completely naked.
"Now," she said, "why do you think people wouldn't enjoy seeing that body nude?"
I considered. I wasn't embarrassed of my body, just a little self-conscious about it. I said, "Well, I'm not in the best shape, physically."
"Granted," the imp said, which deflated my ego a bit, but was truth. She floated slowly around me, inspecting me. "Still," she went on, "you have a decent body. A runner's body. You just need a little beefing up. We can deal with that."
"I also feel like I'm too pale."
"Many people would like to be more tan," she said. "No problem. Anything else?"
"Erm," I said, "I would really like to have a larger member," I said. "I think I would be a lot more comfortable exposing myself if I could make a greater, you know, impact."
"You want a bigger dick," the imp said, which for some reason made me start to get an erection. She floated around in front of me and hovered right in front of my penis. She watched closely as it slowly rose up and pointed over her head. "You're not bad right now, hon. But I'd be happy to accommodate that request." She rubbed her tiny hands together. "So," she said, "are you ready to become the Ultimate Exhibitionist?"
"What happens if I say yes?"
"Nothing you won't enjoy, believe me. I'll help you get more comfortable exposing your body. I'll set up ideal situations for you to be naked in front of lots of people." She wiggled her fingers. "I'll work my magic on the people you encounter, and make it easier for you to talk them out of their clothes. The more naked people, the better."
"Why?"
The imp shrugged, grinned more broadly. "Why not? So are you game?"
I shrugged. "Why not indeed?"
"Excellent!" she said. "Well, first things first. Tomorrow morning at 4 AM, I want you to go to a particular gym I know..."
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I had a script to follow. I had been briefed extensively by the imp. Do this, say that. She assured me I would be pleased with the results.
The imp's chosen gym was located in a strip mall, and it looked very dark. At four in the morning, the only lights on inside looked to be in a lobby and sign-in area. I tried the door and found it locked, so I rapped on the glass. It wasn't long before a woman in a leotard appeared and said, "Yes?"
"I'd like to sign up," I said. It sounded ludicrous to me – a sign on the door clearly stated that the gym didn't open until 5:30 – but I was following the plan.
"Hmm," said the woman, and she looked me up and down through the door. I checked her out, too. She appeared to be in her early forties, with a pretty face unencumbered by makeup. Her brown hair was efficiently cropped, and she was probably a foot shorter than me. Her leotard made it obvious that she was in good shape – lean, not muscular, but not curvy, either. Slim. Fit. Cute.
"Well," she said finally, "you don't look like you're going to rape me."
"Er, no, I don't plan to," I said, and I smiled at her.
"I don't know why I decided to come in so early today. I guess it must have been so I could get you signed up. Well, come on in." She unbolted the door, let me through, then locked it securely once again. "What are you looking to get out of your membership?"
"I want to build more muscle," I said.
"It's great you showed up when you did," she said. "Wow, I can't believe my luck. If I get one more person signed up before we open today, I'll beat that bitch Monica and get the bonus for this quarter." She rubbed her hands together. It must have been a decent-sized bonus.
"Happy to help out," I said. "Before I sign up, I just need to make sure this is the right place for me to be."
"Of course. My name's Lisa." I shook her hand and told her I was Dick.
"Lisa, can this place help me get some muscular definition?"
"Well, let's see where you stand right now. Go get changed into your gym clothes and we'll do an assessment."
"Erm," I said, "well, I sort of stopped here on a lark. I didn't actually bring any shorts or anything with me." I was dressed in shirt and tie, slacks, and dress shoes, just as the imp had ordered.
"Oh," Lisa said, and she chewed her bottom lip for a moment. Then she said, "Well, come with me." She led me into a room away from the long line of plate glass windows that made up the front of the gym, out of sight now of anyone who might be passing by at 4 AM. "Why don't you take your shirt off and let me have a look."
I was more than happy to oblige. Lisa ran hands over my upper arms, my chest, my abdomen, probing and feeling. My nipples hardened from the air conditioning, and also from the stimulation.
"You have decent underlying musculature," Lisa said. "You must run or bike, because you seem to be in good physical condition. I think if you apply yourself, you should be able to get some definition fairly quickly."
"What sort of exercises would I need to do?"
"I could show you, if you had something to change into."
"Hmm," I said, following the script, and marveling that the imp had predicted events so well. "I don't know if I'm ready to sign up, then. I'd like to know what I'm getting myself into."
She bit her lip again. "Well," she said, "there's no one else here, and there won't be for more than an hour. I suppose you could work out in your underwear."
"That sounds good," I said, "except that I'm not wearing any underwear."
Lisa face reddened, which worried me until I noticed the outline of her hard nipples through her leotard. "Nudity doesn't bother me," she said, "but all the machines are in the main room, in front of all the glass. Anyone outside would be able to see you naked in the gym, and you probably wouldn't even know they were there."
I frowned, and I felt my cock hardening.
"Maybe you could wrap a towel around yourself?" Lisa said. "That would keep you covered just in case someone happened by."
"That sounds like a plan," I said.
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Lisa's bottom lip was between her teeth again, while her nipples, clearly visible through her leotard, pointed straight at me. Even with the thin layer of fabric covering them, I could tell they were quite large.
I was pedaling a stationary bike, wearing nothing but a white gym towel. It was bigger than a hand towel, but it wasn't quite bath-towel-sized. It was wrapped tightly around my waist, but it just barely reached, and only extended about halfway down my thighs. Even with my penis limp, it almost failed to meet the demands of modesty.
And the sight of Lisa's huge, pointy nipples was beginning to have an effect on me. As I carefully pedaled the bike so as not to dislodge the towel on purpose, my cock started to slowly rise up inside it, forming more and more of an obvious tent.
Normally, exercise would keep me flaccid, but this situation was too stimulating. I had never been in a gym wearing so little clothing. I had never pedaled a bike in bare feet. I had never had a cute trainer with hard eraser nipples study my form like this. Lisa was now staring openly at the towel, which was being raised higher and higher in the air by my growing penis.
"Um, okay," Lisa finally said. "I think you're good and warmed up now." She watched as I carefully dismounted and stood next to the bike, the towel draped over my arousal. "So, would you like to start with upper body or lower?"
"Up to you," I said.
She seemed to realize then that she had been staring at my erection and she shook her head. "Okay, let's do legs, then." She walked over to a line of machines, and I followed. She sat me down on the leg extension machine.
I knew full well how to use these things; I'd been going to the gym off and on since college. But I let her arrange me in the right position on the machine, adjust the parts for me, and set the weight, because it meant she had plenty of opportunities to touch my bare skin. The towel still wound tightly around me, but I hadn't lost my hard-on, which strained against the material and shortened it in front to the point that my balls were just barely visible.
I looked Lisa in the eye and started the set. I held onto the handles and did each rep a little more enthusiastically than really necessary, scooting my ass forward just a bit each time. Lisa's eyes wandered down and then stayed glued there, and I watched her watch me. After ten reps, I stopped and followed her gaze. I had made the towel ride up enough that my balls were completely uncovered.
"Okay," Lisa said, "do another set."
I casually readjusted my butt on the towel so I could scoot it even further, and started another ten reps. I could feel a cool breeze across my balls and I knew I was exposing myself even more to this woman. After I finished the set, I looked down and was able to see almost half the shaft of my cock.