It was time for me to get out of the city for a while. I'd had enough of city boys, city fumes and city rot. I was in my car with my dog, all four windows were down; I was already 537 miles to anywhere. I was recalling the last conversation I had with Jeff before I left. We had gone out for a beer. After listening to his litany of all things Jeff, he looked at me and paused as if to say, "Enough about me...what do YOU think of ME?" Thus begins my journey to anywhere.
I had been staying with a friend in Colorado for about a week and was growing weary of the smell of diapers. Oh, sure, babies are terrific, but all my travels have a sexual theme. A sultry, anonymous, salacious, yummy sexual theme. Babies not included. I got on the road and barely hit the interstate before maneuvering my right hand inside my cutoffs. Seat belts do save lives but they don't do much for the masturbatory gal. These shorts would have to come off. I pulled off to the side long enough to wiggle my way out of my shorts, buckled up, propped my left leg on the dash next to the steering wheel and was on my way.
My right index finger found my panties warm and moist. I snuck my finger under the elastic of the crotch and found myself very, very wet. Note to all men: there's "okay I'm lubricated let's go" wet, then there's molasses, creamy, slow, milky, I think I'm in fucking heat wet. Well, I was in fucking heat. One swoop of my finger from my pussy to my clitoris and my vision was blurred. There was no way I could do this and drive. There was no way I was not going to do this. Next rest area one and a quarter miles. That was the single longest one and a quarter miles of my life. I swear my car was in reverse. Fred Flintstone would have beaten me.