Yep, I'm back. Updates on my profile for the burning question I'm sure everyone has.
This story takes place in an alternate world, much like ours. The time period and technology are roughly equivalent to the late 1970's, and as was the case in our reality, the big story of the times was the space race. The United Republic of Federated States has triumphed in the race to the moon, and is now in the process of developing their first space plane. What takes place in this story is actually based somewhat in fact, as it deals with a question that had to be answered in our own reality as the space shuttle program became more inclusive. The real life scenario was of course dealt with in a far more discretionary and professional manner than this story does! It does strongly feature a watersports kink/fetish that may not be to everyone's taste, so reader discretion is advised.
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"Senator John Campbell. I understand. It's a great step forward for the space plane program, and for the URFS space mission as a whole." Frank Richards steepled his fingers on his desk in front of him. He had started the day off in a very good mood. Funding for FAST had just been approved by the congressional house, and the space plane program was secure for the foreseeable future. But now he found one of the funding bill supporters in his office, saying that FAST had not understood some of the implications of the first crewed mission.
"I know that the Federal Administration for Space Technology was remiss in not diversifying our initial astronaut cohorts. The fact that Rustotzkya had not only the first man, but also the first woman in space was a national embarrassment. But we quickly caught up, planted our flag on the moon, and now we're ahead in development of a reusable spacecraft that can stay in space twice as long as the Helios capsule, with twice the crew, and a significant increase in crew space and cargo capacity."
He leaned back in his office chair and regarded the Senator with a questioning look.
"We are now prepared to send up a diverse seven-astronaut crew of multiple ethnic backgrounds, three of which are women, on the first mission of the space plane. So while it does not entirely make up for errors of the past, I assure you we are being very proactive now. That's been one of my focuses ever since being granted the title of Administrator"
"Mr Richards, I certainly appreciate the magnitude of what you're doing here." the gray haired senator tugged at his collar nervously. "But there's a crew issue you're not accounting for, specifically regarding the women. Something that....well, lets just say that it's difficult to bring up in polite conversation"
Frank's brow furrowed, then his expression darkened. "John. I hope you are not implying that these crew members are going to be limited in ability simply on account of their gender. I honestly didn't expect to hear this kind of thing from you"
"Heavens no, Frank! It's...damn it, this is awkward" the senator shook his head. "Maybe it's better I just show you."
From the inside pocket of his suit jacket, he pulled out a folded piece of shiny paper, one edge clearly jagged from being torn. A fragment from a magazine of some kind.
"This is a page from a tabloid. One I normally wouldn't take seriously, with awfully outdated views you know. It came into my possession from one of my aides who specializes in investigative journalism. Specifically focusing on topics regarding civil rights. You know that even as women and minorities have secured rights long withheld from them, there are groups that just don't want to move past the previous centuries ways of thinking, right? Well, they have publications, and they can sometimes be a valuable resource in counter-terrorism, predicting what these hate groups will do next. She was browsing this particular one a few days ago, and this article caught her eye."
Frank nodded. "Okay. I see. Do you think there's a threat to the crew then, from one of these groups?"
The senator shook his head. "Thankfully no. But you know how sometimes, things get missed not because they're obscure or unknown, but rather because they're so obvious, no one actually thinks of them?"
"You mean like the one time they put the rocket on the launch pad with the hatch facing away from the boarding gantry, because no one had bothered to make sure it couldn't happen?" Frank shook his head bemusedly. "I still can't believe it was the locomotive driver that spotted the issue. A team of dozens of college educated engineers, and they didn't notice it. Thank heavens we were able re-orient the rocket before launch day without it becoming public knowledge"
Senator Campbell nodded. "Yes, exactly that sort of thing. This article is an awfully rude satire, but it identifies a problem with the design of the space plane, in regards to the crew facilities. Something that I know we all know about, but after reviewing the design paperwork of the space plane....well, let's just say it will be far more embarrassing than a rocket turned the wrong way around, if the problem isn't addressed immediately"
He held out the folded magazine page, then withdrew it slightly outside of Frank's reach in hesitation when he stood to take it. "I should warn you, the picture on it is quite....crude"
Frank rolled his eyes as he took the paper and unfolded it. "John, we're adults here. If the problem is serious as you say it is then I'm sure that...." he trailed off as he caught sight of the picture and its caption.
The setting was a comic drawn facsimile of a spacecraft cockpit. Clearly designed in the style of the black and white sci-fi "Dash Norman" movies, with consoles full of blinking lights, dials, vacuum tubes, along with a sweeping panorama view of the earth, moon and stars out of an unrealistically sized glass windshield. Two astronauts floated in zero gravity, a man and a woman, and a gaudy overly retro robot stood next to the main console.
All of the above would have been fine and appropriate in humor, if not for the state of the female astronaut. Floating mid air in a shameless attempted squatting position, the lower half of her spacesuit was pulled down around her ankles. While her mid-air pose faced away from the viewer, preventing the image from becoming pornographic, her bare posterior drew immediate attention to the problem at hand. A powerful stream of urine sprayed from between her legs, completely missing the plastic bag labeled "space whiz" she was attempting to hold in position. The exaggerated torrent drenched the main console and flight controls, resulting in a cascade of sparks and arcing electricity from both. The male astronaut was in a state of panic, shielding his helmeted face from both the energy and liquid threats, and upon closer examination, the robot was proffering a roll of toilet paper to the both of them. The caption of this image simply said "Oops, I missed!" Of far grimmer concern was the small second panel in the lower corner, showing a caricature of a FAST rocket crashing directly adjacent to a landing pad, captioned "Better aim next time! ".
