Timegasms 4 - en route
©2015 Literocat
[This story includes: exhibitionism, sciFi, loving wives, first time, group, bi-sex, historical and maybe mind control... you pick.]
[Note - The French phrases are indirectly translated or alluded to, so you don't need to understand or Google translate to follow the story. But if you feel the need, Google will translate literally for you.]
"....Chooo! Oh my, what...? Ted, Oh Ted!" He asked what was so suddenly wrong as he wiped tears from my cheeks. Oh lord, tears or presidential sperm? He kissed my cheeks without complaint and I tried to taste for his cum or feel if it were dripping out of my box. Did I bring JFK's baby makers back with me? Could I have his baby fifty+ years after his passing? I have to know! Maybe it was time to explain my travels to my consoling husband?
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I wiped my tears as the boat docked. We exchanged contact info with André and Rea, said au revoir and found a quiet bench overlooking the Seine. "Honey, before I can tell you why I was so suddenly in tears, I have something odd to tell you. I guess I have to start at the beginning which was yesterday in the Louvre. Please don't judge me until I'm done. Then you can tell me if you think I'm just nuts, or still sick, or by some unfathomable miracle this is REAL! Wait til I tell you what my tears might have been instead!"
Being so well whipped, uh trained, he knew not to speak while I was unloading. I nervously took his hand as I described my surprised, naked arrival and slutiness in Canada, my three lovers there and how I transported back mid-sneeze. "When you smelled sex on my breath, were you serious?"
Before I lost my nerve, I nervously gushed, "All three came in my mouth, but they also filled my pussy and spewed on my face. When you kissed me, did you feel or taste cum on me? I checked my pussy and it was damp, but no uh residue. TMI?"
He looked stunned and incredulous; his mouth dropped open to his chest. I clutched his hand firmly to my chest, nudged him for an answer and hoped I didn't just end our happy marriage. "You fucked three. . .? Uh, no I didn't taste anything unusual, but the scent of cum on your breath was real. I questioned when I might have left that in you, but we had been together all night and day, so when COULD you have swallowed anyone else's cum?"
His eyes darted left, right and up, they searched for a rational answer. I gave him a silent moment to assimilate my sordid cheating. "I'm so sorry, Ted. Suddenly naked in a church crowd was so traumatizing, I didn't even realize what I was doing until it was too late to get away."
OK, maybe that wasn't the whole truth, but I can't just dump everything on my old school husband at once. Despite his exposing me on the Metro, the Eiffel Tower and the Champs Elysee, despite inviting sex on the train and now on the boat, Ted was still a little insecure and sensitive about 'cheating.' "There's more. You won't believe this . . . from the boat . . . I went back FIFTY-TWO freaking years, to Dallas on 11/22/63! I met JFK within two hours of his . . . "
"Death? And, if you were really there, I suppose you couldn't help fucking him too? What's it like to fuck the leader of the free world? Does his sperm taste like mine? Is this something I need to worry about?" Yup, I think he's angry.
"No, sweetie, I'll always come back to you. Kennedy passed twenty years before the AIDS outbreak and, heck, maybe ten years before it jumped to humans. Oh SHIT! IF, just if, I got something from my Canada foursome, I might have already passed it to YOU -gasp- AND to JFK. Another thing to feel guilty about!"
"Tari! What do you mean 'ALWAYS COME BACK'? You plan to keep doing this shit? Am I just a cuckold now, waiting patiently while you whore yourself to anyone you please?" I thought it best to let him have his blow out before I added to his misery.
"Honey, I want YOU to help me figure this out - the HOW and WHY. If I just wanted to cheat and cuckold you, I would have kept my mouth shut, err, uh I mean kept it a secret. You didn't even know I was gone! I want your help and I want to share this all with you. I'll eventually tell you every detail about everything that happens. Maybe we can figure how you can travel with me. I'd LOVE that!
"Jack knew my name! He said I'd already visited him and Bobby TWICE before I first met him, so I HAVE to go back since I already have gone back. I'm really terrified about the 'butterfly effect' and 'grandfather paradox'! I can't tell him anything about his future or advise him on what we already know. If he changes what he did, MY gramps or yours could die and one or both of us will never have existed."
Barely appeased, still confused and a bit doubtful, he asked "So, Tari, what was he like? There were rumors he was a relentless womanizer and . . . "
"Let me stop you there. It was an honor, or should have been. Actually, I wasn't terribly impressed. And I may have already screwed up. I apparently told him I Googled his lovers when I was there earlier, but at least I didn't explain that. So far the only real evidence is my breath. I have some thoughts on how to test this for my next trip. When I said I arrived naked, I meant totally - no shoes or jewelry. It seems only my DNA traveled."
"Like the Terminator? Could it be ANY DNA, even animals? I wonder if you put things into a leather sack, or . . . , no. Shoes didn't make it so other cured leather without DNA probably won't either. We can try experimenting and . . . "
"Or, what if I put something under my skin - a micro dot with useful info? Or if I stuffed something in my pussy or ass . . . no, NOTHING came back with me in there so probably not or . . . I horribly mutilated three men in Canada."