The continuing tale of turning our local pub into a place worth visiting. You will probably need to have read The White Hart and The White Hart Chapter 2 posted May and October 2013 to make sense of this. Chapter 4 is started ... no promises when it will be finished.
I was out with workmates the next night but turned up early enough on the Thursday to grab a meal and see if they had been in contact with the three new potential bar-maids. I was hoping that John's generosity would extend to a chilli. Dream on.
However the girls had all said that they would love to come in, have a drink and see a typical evening.
Pete, Bill and myself were all champing at the bit for these girls to arrive and when they did, well, we were not disappointed. They were all lovely and John and Arlene were at their best mine host behaviour.
We all had a couple of drinks, including John & Arlene but it had all the makings of a busy night so neither of them could spend a lot of time with us. The girls did not seem to mind chatting to us though. John had been decidedly nice when introducing us, describing as three good guys who helped out a bit from time to time and were fairly instrumental in giving the place it's character.
Urszula was definitely hot, and fun, while Kimberly was just drop-dead gorgeous. She had long legs which she certainly seemed happy to show under a tiny denim mini. Her breasts were not big, a B cup I was guessing, but she was all in proportion. She also had a nice sense of humour teasing Pete about the whereabouts of his wife, as soon as she found out he was married.
Jackie was a bit quieter than the other two but still more than pleasant. She did have quite a strong Scottish accent which encouraged Bill to tell some slightly off-colour stories about the three years he spent working in a bar in Glasgow. He had opened up to her about his past more than he ever had to Pete and I. That alone made her a good barmaid.
'So what is so special about this pub then,' asked Kimberly eventually.
'Yes,' said Urszula, 'Arlene promised that I would not be bored in this pub, not like the one in Luton. So far it doesn't look much difference except a little more crowded.
I decided it was time to ramp up the party a little.
'Well what if I said that in half an hour or so a couple of girls in here were going to get naked.' I said.
'What do you mean, that a couple of strippers are coming in?' asked Jackie.
'No,' I said, 'Just that a couple of the girls in here now will just decide to strip off their clothes in the middle of the room.'
They looked around. Excluding themselves there were about ten or eleven girls in small groups. There were four girls, all with partners, there with Elliot and his friends, a group of three, who looked a bit like hookers taking a break and a few more couples most of whom came in fairly regularly.'
'Well I guess those three might start looking for business,' huffed Jackie.
'Okay I'll bet all three of you your knickers, that two of them are naked by ten o'clock. What do you say?'
They all laughed at me.
'Not with those three girls over there looking like they are just waiting to drop them as in the proverbial whore's drawers,' said Kimberly.
'And what do we get if you are wrong anyway?' asked Urszula.
'Twenty pound each. And I will exclude those three from the bet. That should make it easier.'
You're on,' said Kimberly. Jackie and Urszula looked at each other and nodded.
'Sure.'
Yes zat is okay. I bet as well.'
We shook hands all around.
'Tell you what, let us have another drink to celebrate the bet,' I said.
'Arlene, a bottle of cold champagne from your bottom shelf please.'
We all watched as Arlene caught my eye first and then slowly said. 'A cold one from the back of the bottom shelf?'
'Yes please, that is the one. You know the ones I like. We will watch to make sure you are getting the right one, won't we guys.'
She stalked slowly to the back of the small space behind the bar shimmied her tight skirt an inch or two higher and leant over as I knew she would exposing four or five inches of her delightful crack. I could practically see her pussy moistening itself as she stood there.
'That's it. They are the ones. Thank you Arlene.'
She opened it and poured a glass for each of the girls. Her eyebrows rose with a silent question. I shook my head so that she poured three more pints for Pete, Bill and myself.
The girls were quiet while Arlene blew me a small kiss and went off to serve someone else.
'Wow,' said Kimberly. 'Does she often bend over like that when she has no knickers on. And that doesn't count towards the bet as she didn't take her clothes off. And she is not a customer so for the bet I am going to exclude her and that Australian barmaid.'
'That's fine,' I said. 'Yes, I will exclude them from the bet.'
I looked so confident I guess that I could see that they had started to worry and wonder what they had got into.
They were soon to be put out of their misery. All of a sudden Elliot jumped to his feet.
'Ladies and Gentlemen, if I may crave a few minutes of your precious time. I would like to introduce you to my fiancée Penelope and to my buddy Archie and his fiancée Hermione.'
Archie stood and raised his arms like a winning boxer saluting the crowd. Penelope a stick- thin blonde and a practically identical girl beside her, Hermione, half heartedly waved to the crowd.
Archie and Elliot helped them to their feet turning them around so that they could wave to all corners of the pub.
The girls and Archie quickly sat down as Elliot produced an envelope from which he dragged some large A4 sized photographs.
'Ladies and Gentlemen, the other night I am sorry to say Archie and I caught our girls cheating on us.'
The crowd quickly caught on to their role in the unfolding drama and we started booing and crying 'no surely not.'
'Yes I am afraid so, and, what can I say, who do you think they were unfaithful to us with?'
'Shame tell us. Who was it?'
'No.'
'Shame on them.'
'Who were they with?' we chanted.
'Each other. I am afraid. There they were, our fiancées, being unfaithful to us like a pair of lesbians.'
'Shame.'
'Disgraceful.'
'What were they doing to each other?'
Bill had shouted out this last remark almost as if he had prior knowledge of Elliot's intent.
'Good question sir. What indeed were they doing? Well luckily Archie had his camera there and we managed to take some pictures to show you all exactly what they were doing together.' He brandished the dozen or so glossy prints.
'I shall pass these amongst you so that you can see just what our tramp fiancées were doing.' The two girls were crying and holding hands. This had obviously come out of the blue and they were, not wrongly, mortified.
'In fact Ladies and Gentlemen not only will we show you these photographs but if you go online to the address on the back of these photo's you will see more of the same posted for the world to see. As will their parents and their employers when we post off our little surprise packets.
Hermione was practically beside herself, grabbing Elliot as he spoke trying to snatch the photo's from his hands.
'Of course Ladies and Gentlemen, there is, I suppose, one way in which the girls may learn the errors of their ways. A way that will keep tonight, and the night they were caught in their memory and remind them of the error of their ways.
The alternative to us, your employers, your families and the world at large seeing your photographs is for you to undress, here and now, get onto this table and show us what you were doing.'
The room erupted in cheers.
'Yeah.'
'Okay get 'em off.'
'Show us what you got girls.'
You could see Hermione and Penelope sitting begging with Archie and Elliot who appeared adamant. They sat arms crossed waiting for the girls to start to undress.
All of a sudden Elliot said something quietly to the girls which must have
convinced them that this was indeed their only choice.
Penelope stood and, still snuffling, removed her jumper to stand there in her bra and skirt.
The room rent with cheers and applause.
I saw even Kimberly and Urszula getting carried away, clapping and cheering.
Hermione unbuttoned her blouse and slipped it off while remaining seated.
'Stand up. We cannot see at the back.' A voice cried.