"Cleave!"
"Two damage. Leg disabled!"
"Crap. Any healers around?!"
Of course there weren't. I had been foolish and run off after the bandit that had stolen my shield without any backup. As I collapsed to the ground, I realized I was surrounded by a team of bandits and about to be skewered. I closed my eyes and felt the tip of the latex weapon hit my chest.
"Okay. We're looting your sword." I dropped the sword with a sigh. There was so whispering from the group. "And your armor."
"My armor?!!" I sat up quickly. "Hell no!"
"Come on, Rachel, you know the rules."
Yeah, I knew the rules. I had read them several times over the previous few weeks. My boyfriend, Gregg, had finally convinced me to join his friends at one of their live action role playing events. There was a group of about 100 guys and girls that got together one weekend a month and two one week periods over the summer to pretend that they were medieval characters and go through plots created by the game masters.
I've done tabletop games with a bunch of the players before, and I had a chance to meet some of the other girls that would be at the event, so when Gregg invited me along for the week-long event, I thought it would be a nice excuse for a camping trip and a chance to hang out with some cool people.
I didn't want to make a fool of myself though, so I spent a lot of time reading through the rule books and making a character I was really proud of. I was a warrior, descended from a long line of strong female warriors, and my leather corset was supposedly armor passed down from generations. In reality, it was an excuse to wear my new corset armor, and now I would have to give it up.
I knew I would have a chance to buy it back at one of the many merchant shops that pop up throughout the game, or at the very worst, get it back at the end of the week, but neither of those options made me happy right now.
I was ruing how stupid and incompetent I had been in my first actual battle, when a voice broke through. "Come on, I'm sure you have great tits."
I glared at the speaker, a prick by the name of Jon whom I had luckily only encountered a few times in real life.
"Oh! Is that what this is all about?!!" I stood up, angrily, reaching back to unbuckle my armor. I threw the armor at his head, and I was pleased that he didn't get his hands up in time. "I hope that leaves a welt."
I turned to the rest of the gawking boys and squeezed my breasts in my hands. "There, get a good look." I'm a b-cup, so there isn't much sag normally, but I held them high and pointed them at each of them in turn. Several looked embarrassed or nervous, so I made sure they got a good look before I moved on. Others, like Jon, seemed eager and I quickly passed by them.
As I finished my circle, I broke through the group, elbowing Jon in the ribs on my way, and stormed off towards the "Inn" - The registration area where the GMs tended to congregate and where all of our meals were served.