That evening I arrived home first and paced the floor. The adventures of the holiday were all well and good in the privacy of anonymity but this was here. This was neighbours and family and work colleagues. Fun is fun but this is serious; where was all this going to go? What if people we knew were witnesses to new adventures? What then? Both of us worked in organisations that took a dim view of adverse publicity, especially that caused by employees indulging in fantasies that resulted in public exposure. Normally Alice arrived home between 17:30 and 18:00. It was now 19:00 and still no word. I had rung the mobile three times but no response. It was turned off. Under normal circumstances I would be worried for Alice's safety should she have been this late home with no warning. That wasn't the concern now. Instead I was concerned and it was not about her safety. It was about what Madeleine had persuaded her to do.
I saw the car's lights on the drive. I put the kettle on and faced the front door. I heard the key and then the door opened and Alice entered her with her usual "I'm home."
This was a sign for us to advance on one another and kiss. We did. A theatrical cough indicated that Madeleine was also here.
I smiled and invited her in.
"I hope you don't mind me coming to stay, Les?"
With as much calm as I could summon up I said no.
"Good it will only be for a couple of days whilst Alice is on leave."
Leave! I looked at Alice, who smiled and nodded. "We've plenty of room and I'm owed plenty of lieu time."
"Ooh kay."
We had a simple evening meal and whilst I cleaned up Alice and Madeleine repaired to the other room and talked during a stream of soaps played in HD. Whilst washing up the thoughts of the afternoon's events played through my mind. On the one side there was the fear factor. Yet on the other there was no denying Madeleine's re-appearance promised adventure. And then again it had been no hardship for me as the episodes obviously left Alice needing intimacy. I convinced myself that providing any future "games" were played away from here, then all would be well, wouldn't it? So I rejoined the conversation in the living room.
"That's agreed then?" (What was?)
"Hi ladies, am I interrupting?"
"Of course not" Alice said, "Come and sit down."
Now there was an interesting development. You see we have two, two-seater settees set at right angles to each other and it is our wont to sit next to each other but on separate settees where they meet at the corner. Only now Madeleine was sitting in Alice's place with Alice alongside her on the same settee. If I sat in my habitual place I would be sitting next to Madeleine but on my settee. That posed too many unknowns for me so I sat on the opposite side of the square: on the window seat. Now what?
They smiled at one another and then Madeleine spoke "We've had an idea. Would you like to hear it?"
"Well, Yes, I'm all ears."
"Alright if you are sitting comfortably, I'll begin." (We all laughed gently at this quip). "We have decided to take up excitement whilst Alice is on leave and I am staying."
"Let me guess, no clothes."
"I shall be dressed throughout."
"And Alice?"
"That depends on the shoot, mood and location, won't it Alice?"
"Yes Madeleine."
"I have a friend Bobby, who has agreed to do the photography. She is very good. Alice has a car so the world is our oyster. Whilst you labour hard and er.. well, long to keep Alice happy, we shall all be at leisure. What do you think?"
"Well, there's always the worry about local and the news getting out. North Yorkshire is one thing but here, well that's very different. I wouldn't want anything threatening what we have here: jobs, cars, house etc."
"Of course not. But nothing ventured, nothing gained. Bobby takes artistic shots so no worries there..."
"And what will happen to the picks? Who will see them? Who keeps copyright?"
"I'll have the copyright 'cos Bobby's a very good friend. As to the audience, that also will be up to me, and only me."
"Hmm. I can see the benefit for you. So what's in it for us?"
"I don't see "us" here, just Alice. The benefit for Alice is evident. Recall our week together and the enjoyment she experienced. Isn't a repetition of that, enough? I tell you what, let me ask her. Alice, sweetheart, do you agree to take your part in the adventure we discussed?"
"What does that mean?"
"Shh Les, let her speak, well Alice?"
"Yesss."
"See? Sorted."
"Sorry I may be being thick here but what did Alice, my wife, just agree to!"
"She agreed to have her picture taken by Bobby and for the copyright and choice of audience to remain with me. Yes?"
Alice nodded. That relieved the tension. TV was an easy refuge with idle chat about what was on screen punctuating the programming.
Waiting as long as I dare (what with work in the morning) I announced that I was for bed. I invited Alice to accompany me. Madeleine said "She'll be up later."
And Alice nodded in agreement. My heart sank. It wasn't the thought of the lonely trek to bed: rather the shanghaiing of Alice by Madeleine. However, there was no denying that the adventures had introduced a certain vavavoom into our bedroom. What's not to like? So weary trudge it was with exchanged goodnights. After my day I was soon out cold.
In the morning Alice was sound asleep cuddled up against me. I disentangled myself carefully and went through the routine of work preparation; personal and professional. The drive to and from and the period in between at work were filled with the imagery of my naked wife. Throughout the day for some reason I neither rang nor texted Alice as was my wont. And neither did she. So the day was spent musing. I'm pretty sure I didn't even come close to earning my crust.
Once home I called and was met with silence. I wandered round and found no one. Our bed was made but Madeleine's had not been tidied at all. Interestingly it was hardly disturbed. So changed, fed on a simple meal and a book, settled me down for a dull Monday night. Work nights were inevitably dull because they were short and this night more so because of the solitary vigil. Or it would have been if not for the noisy entrance of the happy wanderers at 10 p.m.
There was a lot of chatter and excitement and mutual welcomes. As always Madeleine was the spokesperson and led off with statement that they had had a delicious time. Alice nodded. Now call me silly but already there was an air to this. Their we three were in the living room with the central heating busily chewing its way through a prodigious amount of fossil fuel, yet both the ladies were still wearing their coats, modest to the knee affairs. I didn't recognise Alice's because it was a dull and for Alice, unpopular grey.
I offered tea which was happily accepted and whilst I made the drinks Madeleine and Alice followed me into the kitchen and Madeleine started out on her résumé of the day. It seems that as they both had stayed up late they had started the day late. Madeleine pointed out that I had allowed Alice to backslide. Madeleine had had to attend to Alice's preparation for the day; she had as she put it had to do some gardening. Alice flushed with embarrassment grinned.
Having breakfasted they had dressed as I could see now and ventured forth to Bobby's place in Doncaster. And there the photographs had been taken. I would see them at the weekend. Madeleine sat down (again in "Alice's place") but Alice remained standing. Madeleine looked at me grinning broadly. She then turned to Alice "Take your coat off Alice." Alice flushed but stood and started the removal and in a strange way. As she undid the buttons she kept the coat closed. When she started to remove it she contorted to ensure that it uncovered from the top down. And then I could see why. As the coat made the final reveal so the surprise emerged. Alice's pink jumper ended at her navel. Below that was nothing except her shoes. The gardening now came to mind. Once again her groin was completely bald. Madeleine explained they had left the house like this.
Alice had spent the day with just the coat between her embarrassment and arrest. Whilst Alice stood there at Madeleine's elbow, Madeleine recounted the adventure.
"Alice and I as you know rose tardily. I took Alice into the bathroom and noted the garden had become weedy again. So we sorted that in quick time. We then went down to breakfast and I thought again Alice looked beautiful with the blush of embarrassment. She walked in front of me down the stairs and I could see her breasts jiggle with each step; delightful. As we breakfasted I suggested how we should dress, didn't I?"
"Uhuh."
"And finally Alice agreed so, to cut what could be a long story to acceptable length, we used the pink jumper, the coat and the heels. I put on Alice's makeup and after I was decent we set off. Alice remained wrapped until we arrived at Bobbi's. 'Arrived at Bobbi's' is a bit of a misnomer. You see the car has to be parked in the multi-storey and there's a bit of a trek to get to Bobbi's, which is at the far end of the mall, isn't it?"
"Uhuh."
"So once out of the car we set off. Despite the air conditioning it was hot for poor Alice in the mall. Is it me or are Julys getting hotter? Alice was ever so hot in the coat weren't you dear?