Jake was leaning over the car seat, figuring out why it wouldn't fold properly. Emma was the camerawoman for their video shoot.
"Alright, here we go," Jake said, pushing the screwdriver on the seat hinge. Looking into the camera and smiling, I said, "Let's see if this works."
Emma, laughing and gesturing one finger in the air, "Hold it for a sec. Jake, go in the back seat with your hand on the seat and back toward the camera."
Jake crawls in the back pushing the fixed seat. "Hey, that's part of the charm. I wouldn't be Jake Fixes It." He folds down the seat, "TaDa..."
Emma laughed and heard off camera, "Nice ass we can almost have crackosis."
Jake and Emma have been posting the videos for about 6 months. They live in Toledo, Ohio. Jake works in a machine shop, while Emma works at an electronics store.
Soon the videos they shot and put online began to get a large following. Their fans like their banter, the jokes, and some even glean tiny fix it hacks along the way. The videos were a collaboration that brought the couple closer.
They spent hours together making and editing videos. They scoured online shorts, reels, Instagram, and YouTube videos, anything for new ideas.
While editing Emma stated, "I'll bet we could get more viewers if I showed some electronic products."
Jake is open-minded, "What would that entail?"
Emma replied, "We watch unboxing videos. Everything from lawnmowers to lightbulbs. I could take an electronic item, and unbox it. Then show some of the ways it can be used. I could tell everyone if it was a good deal or not. Things like that."
Jake said, "You're on."
Roles reversed, Emma was now the one testing out the latest tech gadgets, While Jake worked the camera and was a voice heard off-screen.
"So, today we're reviewing the new smartwatch," Emma said, as she opened the box and took out the watch. "It tells time and has health tracking features. I'm already skeptical--let's see if it can live up to the hype."
Jake, behind the camera, grinned, "Are you skeptical? Come on now."
Emma shot him a playful look, "Seriously, I want to see if it tracks your steps and heart rate. I don't need it turning my wrist into a glorified notification bell."
"Your phone already does that, doesn't it?" Jake said.
Emma laughed, "I swear, I spend more time telling my phone 'no' than actually using it for anything useful. But back to the smartwatch--let's see what it can do." As she demonstrated the cardio features.
Jake nodded. "Nice. So, do you think it's worth the price?"
Emma paused, then smiled at the camera. "Honestly? Yeah, I think it is. It's more than just a watch--it's like having a little fitness coach right on your wrist."
Another video featured a Karaoke machine. Emma unboxed the item and started to play with it. "OK, I like the list of songs they have available. I like this long useful microphone."
Jake laughed, noting the phallic symbol, "If you like it so much kiss the end." Jake can be heard behind the camera laughing.
Emma laughed, "You'd like that hmm. I only kiss you, the dog, my Honda and my vibrator." Emma winks to the camera and lightly touches her lips on the end of the microphone. That 'kissing' comment went viral when the couple posted it.
Soon they're practically a household name. They looked for many more items to unbox and critique. Soon Electronic distributors started to send them free stuff as long as they would feature their items online. They featured everything from smartphone apps, to stereo equipment.
Jake and Emma sat on their couch. Jake was scrolling through YouTube, flipping through videos of car repairs and home fixes when Emma leaned over his shoulder.
"Hey, check this out," Emma said, tapping his arm. "I found this unboxing video of, well... a personal item."
Jake raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "A personal item? Like...?"
"Just watch," she said, pressing play. The video showed a woman wearing jeans and a t-shirt, unboxing a large black dildo. She held it up and explained its features. She squeezed it and played with the balls and the tip. She commented on how it felt, she liked the vein pattern. Emma pointed out, "Look how she holds that thing, how she looks at it, you know she wants to fuck it. She wants to fuck that black cock." They watch as the girl spreads lube and runs her hands along the shaft. Emma continued, "That's sexy without showing any skin or anything. She gets her point across and keeps her clothes on."
Jake found himself watching intently. "Okay, I'll admit, that's kind of hot," Jake said, his tone a mix of surprise and interest. "You're the electronic queen, are you ready for adult items?"
"I know, right?" Emma nodded, still watching. "It's so simple. I mean, she barely says anything. She just looks interested makes some innuendos and jokes around. It's simple yet genius."
Jake confesses, "There is something sexy about a girl playing with a dildo. There are so many items to choose from. Her black cock video is just the tip of the iceberg."
Emma's eyes lit up, and she turned toward him. "I'll bet I could do a better video than her."
"Yeah, why not?" Jake said, leaning back with a grin.
They went off to the nearest adult fantasy store just a few miles away. They had been there together before, but this time they were looking for an item to unbox on camera.
Jake and Emma arrived at the store, The space was filled with colorful displays, and the soft hum of background Musak.
"I've always loved this place," Emma said, glancing around. "It sets the imagination loose." As she pushed back and forth on the sex swing laughing, "This looks interesting."
Jake laughed, "I thought you wanted to unpack a vibrator or something like that."
Emma grinned, "Oh yeah. Just looking around at other items."
They began browsing the aisles, scanning through various items. Massage items, relaxation products, lubes, and oils. There were many to choose from. They also passed every type of condom. Emma smiled, "We could do like 10 videos on just condoms alone." As she laughed.
They passed items neither of them had thought of before like male vibrators, Syrian riding toys, sex dolls, and the aforementioned sex swing just to name a few. The store had an entire section of gags, butt plugs, and every color of furry handcuffs. Emma picked up a few things that caught her eye, analyzing them with a thoughtful look.
"So, what do you think?" Jake asked, holding up a small, small pink dildo with a clit tickler. "Does this look like it could be interesting on camera?"
Emma took the object from his hands, turning it over in her palms. "It's unique. We could probably make something entertaining with this. But I think we need something with a little more.... How to say this umm.. Much bigger and black, with balls."
Jake raised an eyebrow, "OK, I didn't know that about you. Naughty."
"Yeah," she said with a playful smile. "Something that stands out."
They were in the middle of this large store both giggling uncontrollably when the sales girl came over. She was thin and dressed in a mini skirt, large glasses, and blemishes on her face. She smiled, "Hello, my name is Beth, can I help you two?" Beth recognized her favorite local unboxing video queen. "Your Emma, the electronic queen of unboxing. I follow your video channel." Taking the small pink item. "You guys want to buy the pink tickler? I use the bigger one myself." Winking toward Jake, "You'll need some lube with that."
Emma, stated, "See Jake, we could do an entire video just on lube. Beth, I think we will start with the smaller pink one."
Leaning toward Jake Bethe smiles, "With lube and batteries, now that will make a great unboxing video. A star is born."
Excited they raced home, setting up the camera. Jake adjusted the lighting in their basement make-shift studio, while Emma changed. Emma slipped into Daisy Duke shorts and a low-cut flowered blouse no bra. Her makeup was provocative. Her eyes shadow smoky and daring, wings of black eyeliner stretching far beyond her natural gaze. With glitter on her cheeks and neck catching the light. Emma's lips were painted with a bright Fuck Me Red. With a confident smile, it was time to make a statement.
"Wow, now that's something new," Jake's jaw dropped, seeing his wife's transformation. "You sure about this?" Jake asked.
Emma took a deep breath and smiled, "Yeah. Let's do this."
Jake said, "Action."
Emma walked into the frame holding her box. "Hey everyone, welcome back to my channel!" Emma said with a warm smile. "We are going to take it up a notch, I hope everyone is on board," Showing the box. "As you can see this is Pinky Pinky Tickler made by the good people at California +18 Toys. It's got Bluetooth capabilities and even connects with an app for that alone time." She over-emphasizes a wink. "Now, I know a lot of people are skeptical about these kinds of gadgets, but let's take a look at what makes this one different."
She opened the box smiling, as she exposed more cardboard packaging and wrapping. "Oh, my packed to keep our little friend safe," Smiling ear to ear. She eventually pulls out the vibrator.
Jake can be heard off camera, "You look surprised."
Emma laughed a little snort, "Yeah right. As she holds it like using a scale to weigh it, "And heavy. But, I like it. A good item to start with." Holding the vibrator up in front of her. "It's made of TPR thermoplastic rubber," She squeezes the shaft. She kept talking, delving into who to sync with a phone, adjusting the speed and settings. She showed how to put in the batteries. "And, of course, there is a bedside charger to boot, " She kicked her leg as she said 'boot'. Laughing and almost falling sideways.
She got out a tube of lube, "This is my favorite water-based lube. You girls out there can safely use any lube you want on our little friend. We will soon do an entire video on lube." Laughing snorting and smiling she ran her hand up and down the lubricated shaft, and along the projection. "Now girls lube this upright and be sure to get the clit massager." She flicked the clit projection with her thumb. Then Emma turned on the vibrator and it started buzzing. Drying on hand on her shorts she illustrated how to change speeds with her smartphone. To finish Emma held up the pink lubricated buzzing vibrator, "OK girl get this item, you may never go back." Winking and then kissing the tip lightly just as she had the microphone in the Karaoke video.
