The Unboxing Queen

Jake was leaning over the car seat, figuring out why it wouldn't fold properly. Emma was the camerawoman for their video shoot.

"Alright, here we go," Jake said, pushing the screwdriver on the seat hinge. Looking into the camera and smiling, I said, "Let's see if this works."

Emma, laughing and gesturing one finger in the air, "Hold it for a sec. Jake, go in the back seat with your hand on the seat and back toward the camera."

Jake crawls in the back pushing the fixed seat. "Hey, that's part of the charm. I wouldn't be Jake Fixes It." He folds down the seat, "TaDa..."

Emma laughed and heard off camera, "Nice ass we can almost have crackosis."

Jake and Emma have been posting the videos for about 6 months. They live in Toledo, Ohio. Jake works in a machine shop, while Emma works at an electronics store.

Soon the videos they shot and put online began to get a large following. Their fans like their banter, the jokes, and some even glean tiny fix it hacks along the way. The videos were a collaboration that brought the couple closer.

They spent hours together making and editing videos. They scoured online shorts, reels, Instagram, and YouTube videos, anything for new ideas.

While editing Emma stated, "I'll bet we could get more viewers if I showed some electronic products."

Jake is open-minded, "What would that entail?"

Emma replied, "We watch unboxing videos. Everything from lawnmowers to lightbulbs. I could take an electronic item, and unbox it. Then show some of the ways it can be used. I could tell everyone if it was a good deal or not. Things like that."

Jake said, "You're on."

Roles reversed, Emma was now the one testing out the latest tech gadgets, While Jake worked the camera and was a voice heard off-screen.

"So, today we're reviewing the new smartwatch," Emma said, as she opened the box and took out the watch. "It tells time and has health tracking features. I'm already skeptical--let's see if it can live up to the hype."

Jake, behind the camera, grinned, "Are you skeptical? Come on now."

Emma shot him a playful look, "Seriously, I want to see if it tracks your steps and heart rate. I don't need it turning my wrist into a glorified notification bell."

"Your phone already does that, doesn't it?" Jake said.

Emma laughed, "I swear, I spend more time telling my phone 'no' than actually using it for anything useful. But back to the smartwatch--let's see what it can do." As she demonstrated the cardio features.

Jake nodded. "Nice. So, do you think it's worth the price?"

Emma paused, then smiled at the camera. "Honestly? Yeah, I think it is. It's more than just a watch--it's like having a little fitness coach right on your wrist."

Another video featured a Karaoke machine. Emma unboxed the item and started to play with it. "OK, I like the list of songs they have available. I like this long useful microphone."

Jake laughed, noting the phallic symbol, "If you like it so much kiss the end." Jake can be heard behind the camera laughing.

Emma laughed, "You'd like that hmm. I only kiss you, the dog, my Honda and my vibrator." Emma winks to the camera and lightly touches her lips on the end of the microphone. That 'kissing' comment went viral when the couple posted it.

Soon they're practically a household name. They looked for many more items to unbox and critique. Soon Electronic distributors started to send them free stuff as long as they would feature their items online. They featured everything from smartphone apps, to stereo equipment.

Jake and Emma sat on their couch. Jake was scrolling through YouTube, flipping through videos of car repairs and home fixes when Emma leaned over his shoulder.

"Hey, check this out," Emma said, tapping his arm. "I found this unboxing video of, well... a personal item."

Jake raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "A personal item? Like...?"

"Just watch," she said, pressing play. The video showed a woman wearing jeans and a t-shirt, unboxing a large black dildo. She held it up and explained its features. She squeezed it and played with the balls and the tip. She commented on how it felt, she liked the vein pattern. Emma pointed out, "Look how she holds that thing, how she looks at it, you know she wants to fuck it. She wants to fuck that black cock." They watch as the girl spreads lube and runs her hands along the shaft.  Emma continued, "That's sexy without showing any skin or anything. She gets her point across and keeps her clothes on."

Jake found himself watching intently. "Okay, I'll admit, that's kind of hot," Jake said, his tone a mix of surprise and interest. "You're the electronic queen, are you ready for adult items?"

"I know, right?" Emma nodded, still watching. "It's so simple. I mean, she barely says anything. She just looks interested makes some innuendos and jokes around. It's simple yet genius."

Jake confesses, "There is something sexy about a girl playing with a dildo. There are so many items to choose from. Her black cock video is just the tip of the iceberg."

Emma's eyes lit up, and she turned toward him. "I'll bet I could do a better video than her."

"Yeah, why not?" Jake said, leaning back with a grin.

They went off to the nearest adult fantasy store just a few miles away. They had been there together before, but this time they were looking for an item to unbox on camera.

Jake and Emma arrived at the store, The space was filled with colorful displays, and the soft hum of background Musak.

"I've always loved this place," Emma said, glancing around. "It sets the imagination loose." As she pushed back and forth on the sex swing laughing, "This looks interesting."

Jake laughed, "I thought you wanted to unpack a vibrator or something like that."

Emma grinned, "Oh yeah. Just looking around at other items."

They began browsing the aisles, scanning through various items. Massage items, relaxation products, lubes, and oils. There were many to choose from. They also passed every type of condom. Emma smiled, "We could do like 10 videos on just condoms alone." As she laughed.

They passed items neither of them had thought of before like male vibrators, Syrian riding toys, sex dolls, and the aforementioned sex swing just to name a few. The store had an entire section of gags, butt plugs, and every color of furry handcuffs. Emma picked up a few things that caught her eye, analyzing them with a thoughtful look.

"So, what do you think?" Jake asked, holding up a small, small pink dildo with a clit tickler. "Does this look like it could be interesting on camera?"

Emma took the object from his hands, turning it over in her palms. "It's unique. We could probably make something entertaining with this. But I think we need something with a little more.... How to say this umm.. Much bigger and black, with balls."

Jake raised an eyebrow, "OK, I didn't know that about you. Naughty."

"Yeah," she said with a playful smile. "Something that stands out."

They were in the middle of this large store both giggling uncontrollably when the sales girl came over. She was thin and dressed in a mini skirt, large glasses, and blemishes on her face. She smiled, "Hello, my name is Beth, can I help you two?" Beth recognized her favorite local unboxing video queen. "Your Emma, the electronic queen of unboxing. I follow your video channel." Taking the small pink item. "You guys want to buy the pink tickler? I use the bigger one myself." Winking toward Jake, "You'll need some lube with that."

Emma, stated, "See Jake, we could do an entire video just on lube. Beth, I think we will start with the smaller pink one."

Leaning toward Jake Bethe smiles, "With lube and batteries, now that will make a great unboxing video.  A star is born."

Excited they raced home, setting up the camera. Jake adjusted the lighting in their basement make-shift studio, while Emma changed. Emma slipped into Daisy Duke shorts and a low-cut flowered blouse no bra. Her makeup was provocative. Her eyes shadow smoky and daring, wings of black eyeliner stretching far beyond her natural gaze. With glitter on her cheeks and neck catching the light. Emma's lips were painted with a bright Fuck Me Red. With a confident smile, it was time to make a statement.

"Wow, now that's something new," Jake's jaw dropped, seeing his wife's transformation. "You sure about this?" Jake asked.

Emma took a deep breath and smiled, "Yeah. Let's do this."

Jake said, "Action."

Emma walked into the frame holding her box. "Hey everyone, welcome back to my channel!" Emma said with a warm smile. "We are going to take it up a notch, I hope everyone is on board," Showing the box. "As you can see this is Pinky Pinky Tickler made by the good people at California +18 Toys. It's got Bluetooth capabilities and even connects with an app for that alone time." She over-emphasizes a wink. "Now, I know a lot of people are skeptical about these kinds of gadgets, but let's take a look at what makes this one different."

She opened the box smiling, as she exposed more cardboard packaging and wrapping. "Oh, my packed to keep our little friend safe," Smiling ear to ear. She eventually pulls out the vibrator.

Jake can be heard off camera, "You look surprised."

Emma laughed a little snort, "Yeah right. As she holds it like using a scale to weigh it, "And heavy. But, I like it. A good item to start with." Holding the vibrator up in front of her. "It's made of TPR thermoplastic rubber," She squeezes the shaft. She kept talking, delving into who to sync with a phone, adjusting the speed and settings. She showed how to put in the batteries. "And, of course, there is a bedside charger to boot, " She kicked her leg as she said 'boot'. Laughing and almost falling sideways.

She got out a tube of lube, "This is my favorite water-based lube. You girls out there can safely use any lube you want on our little friend. We will soon do an entire video on lube." Laughing snorting and smiling she ran her hand up and down the lubricated shaft, and along the projection. "Now girls lube this upright and be sure to get the clit massager." She flicked the clit projection with her thumb. Then Emma turned on the vibrator and it started buzzing. Drying on hand on her shorts she illustrated how to change speeds with her smartphone. To finish Emma held up the pink lubricated buzzing vibrator, "OK girl get this item, you may never go back." Winking and then kissing the tip lightly just as she had the microphone in the Karaoke video.

"How was that?"Emma asked Jake, who was singling with a thumbs-up.

Jake said, "You nailed it. Seriously, that was awesome. It felt super personal like you were talking directly to the girls out there. It looked fun."

Emma's face lit up. "I was nervous, but that felt natural. It was fun! I think I could get used to this." Squiggling out of her shorts, with no panties, "I'm so turned wet right now. I can't stand it. Take me now or lose me forever." She handed the lubricated vibrator to her husband and laid back knees up.

Jake had to taste his wife first. He slipped his right index finger in her warm pussy, shocked at how moist and inviting it was. Nice and easy as Emma arched her back and giggled. As he pulled out he flicked the clit with his thumb, feeling her push back slightly. "Nice, we should do this all the time," he joked. He sniffed Emma's essence on his hand before liking his index finger. "Smells and tastes like a winning video," he smirked.

Emma looked up, "Only your finger big boy? How about a true taste."

Jake placed his young right on her clit and teased it lightly. Then probed deep, penetrating as deep as his mouth could go.

"Ummm that's more like it. Jake my man the best tongue in Northeast Ohio Land," Emma enjoying the treatment. Then Jake reached behind and picked up the lubricated toy. He teased Emma as he rubbed the lubrication over her pussy lips and gentle folds. He switched it on.

"Yeek," came out as an ear-piercing exclamation as Emma could feel the vibration.

Jake gently and in rhythm ran the pink item in and out of his wife's vagina. He asked, plane as day, "Do you want more vibration, my love?"

"Yup," was all she could get out. As the toy went deep Emma could feel the clit tickler against her hood. "OK big boy time to stand up," Emma stated once she was brought close to climax.

Emma quickly undid the belt and tore down Jake's pants and undies in one quick fell swoop. She grabbed his cock and squeezed it. "Ummm a bit bigger than the Pinky Pinky Tickler, flesh colored warm and bigger too. This one has balls" Emma laughed.

She worked her husband into a frenzy with her hand only, as she ran up and down the shaft. Blowing her hot breath on his shaft. Eventually laying down she guided his cock into her hot wet cunt as he drove deep. He stopped as he lay on her.

Everything was quiet and calm. Emma whispered, "Ahh savoring the moment." As she clamped her pussy as hard against him as she could. "I feel you throbbing."

Then as if switched on by the vibrator app, Jake started to pound and fuck hard and fast. Deep strokes and then coming out before plunging deep again. Driving as the friction between his cock and her cunt got hotter and hotter. Emma drove her nails deep into Jake's ass cheeks as she came in waves. Jake followed by driving deep into her and shot his load deep into her cunt.

Again quiet as their perspiration-soaked bodies remained motionless for minutes. Jake broke the silence, "I like making videos with you."

Emma just started to giggle, "Yeah Oh that's what we have been doing."

A week later, another trip to the store. Beth recognized them immediately. "Hello, I saw your video. Are you here for another item to feature as an unbox online?"

Emma surprised, but in a playful mood, "Oh hello again. What did you have in mind this time?"

Beth looked around and then back to the two of them, "Um would you do a large black dildo or the sex swing?"

Jake laughing, speaks before Emma can chime in, "Yes pack up both. Don't you think the swing needs two people? One to get in the swing and one to show the features?"

Emma finally says, "OK if Beth is game I'll put her in the swing online. Fully clothed of course."

Beth is now the one surprised, "Oh my, I'm kind of the behind-the-scenes girl."

Emma now coaxing Beth, "Come on I'll do your makeup."

They get home and as Jake sets up, Emma does Beth's makeup. The dark eyeliner and Fuck Me Red lipstick. They find a bathing suit that fits Beth. Emma puts on a flowing summer dress. Now they are ready to shoot.

Jake is amazed at Beth's transformation. He states, "Wow you both look hot. Let's shoot this. Action."

Emma Starts, "Today, I have something special for you. I am here with my new friend Beth." She turns and opens her arms out wide as if presenting the guest of honor.

Beth jumped right in, "Hello out there. It's great to be here." I want to thank Emma and Jake for letting me help today."

Emma said, "OK, we are doing two items today and they are so big that I need help." Emma starts to laugh. She pulls out the big box. "In this box, we have the Major Dark. Made of dual-layer silicone technology. Ohhh. Let's open this box, shall we?"

Beth said, "I've been waiting for this one. I promise you, it's going to be a fun ride." As she starts to laugh. She opens the box and pulls out the long thick black dildo. "Now Emma are you going to kiss the tip at the end of this video?" Still laughing.

Emma began to laugh also, "You bet dear." She holds up the black cock. "Now Beth give it a squeeze and let me know your thoughts."

Beth reaches over and grabs the cock. "Umm just like real life only bigger and harder. Now that's a man." She kisses the end herself. "He's all mine." She grabs the balls and squeezes them, "And are these balls or what Emma?"

Emma laughed, "OK now we have a special treat. Another box, and I need Beth's help to show it off.

Beth grinned, "I'm excited." She gave Emma a knowing look.

"This is quite an item, I saw this in the store," Emma replied with a wink. "Time for a ride?"

The box was big and taped up and it took them both a few tries to open it. Finally, the object inside was revealed. Emma Said, "Ohh it's a swing, though not like the ones in the playgrounds. OK, you kids out there, this swing is for Mom." She begins to laugh.

The swing was dark with straps hanging at various angles. Beth raised an eyebrow, "Look at these straps there are several of them, including wrist and ankle. I just love the buckles. This is made with the softest genuine leather. No chafing."

"Okay," Emma said, "Here's the fun part. I think we should test it out. Beth, would you mind being the brave one today?"

Beth stepped up her expression a mix of amusement and hesitation. "Alright, but if I end up all twisted, I'm blaming you."

Beth sighed, pretending to be reluctant, "Fine. Careful strapping me in, and Jake is filming the whole thing. I want full accountability here."

Jake heard off-screen,  "You got it."

Beth took a deep breath, then climbed into the swing, settling herself onto the soft leather. Emma grabbed the straps, carefully securing Beth's wrists and ankles with the buckles. She said, "Now Beth you need to be secure, but not to tight."

Beth looking up said, "If I end up stuck in this thing, I'm never doing another video with you again."

"There," Emma said, stepping back to admire her work. "She's ready for the ride. Now let's see how this thing works." Emma gave the swing a push.

Emma laughed, "Now that's what I call a swing." The three of them laughed together as the video ended.

Jake quickly seized the moment. He pulled out his hard cock, and asked, "May I?"

Beth was waiting for the moment, "Oh please Emma, let him fuck me."

Emma replied, "I knew it would come to this. OK but he is big and thick, can you take him?"

Before Beth could answer, Jake had pulled the bathing suit to one side and was grabbing the strapped ankles.

Emma joined the riot, "Fuck her like she has never had it before cowboy."As she grabbed the swing and held it steady as Jake thrust his cock deep into Beth.

The swing video went viral immediately, and requests started pouring in. Adult supply and novelty companies began to even send products directly to Jake and Emma.

One day a large box arrived. The letter on the Box Read. 'Dear Emma and Jake, we love your videos. Here is the newest Pump Machine 3,000. We would love you to make an unboxing video for this item. If you make a video please keep this prototype as our token of appreciation. If Emma would like to use the item in a video, we will offer her $2,000 compensation. Thank you for your time.'

Stunned, Emma could not believe the offer. She repeated the offer, "$2,000 to fuck this machine online for the whole world to see. Wow, I never even considered it. I have never even fucked a machine in private."

Jake contemplated this new development and said, "This entire unboxing thing has been a change since the start. I think you should do it, but it's up to you."

Emma leaned in and kissed her husband passionately, "I was secretly hoping that something like this would come along. I am going to fuck the hell out of this thing. As Lily Allen says 'And I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless 'Cause everyone knows that's how you get famous.'"

Emma goes downtown to the waxing place, as she spreads for the attendant she said, "Make it bald down there today, my coochie is making a video." She rushes home, nervous and excited. She does her makeup with the same smoky eyes and red lipstick. This time her outfit was a simple button-up flower pattern blouse, no bra, and short workout pants, no panties.

Jake set the box in the center of the studio, and Emma came out and quoted Sunset Boulevard, "Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."