The Trampoline
Chapter 1
Caleb trudged wearily down the stairs. What should have taken ten minutes, had taken an hour. His daughter had refused to sleep after just one story and he'd sworn on each of the subsequent five stories that this was "the last one."
He reached into the fridge for a cold soda, craving something sweet but caffeinated.
He'd heard Nicole get out half an hour before him from putting their other daughter to bed.
"Come on!" he'd texted her in dismay and envy.
"Sucka!" she texted back.
He'd tried to listen to hear through the door whether she was getting into the ice cream he'd bought, but couldn't make out anything over the sound of his daughter informing him that "I'm not sleepy!"
He carried his soda into the living room, but paused for a moment when he noticed an absence of Nicole. He looked around, perplexed. The routine was put the kids to bed then Netflix. He sipped his soda absentmindedly and waited for the hint of caffeine to reawaken his senses.
"Where are you?" he texted.
"Trampoline" pinged the reply.
"???" he texted back.
"Trampoline!" it pinged once, then a second time for "hurry up, dickweed!"
Caleb went back to the kitchen, then stepped barefoot out the back patio door of their modestly generic suburban home and out into the pitch black of night.
As he waited for his eyes to adjust before proceeding, she called to him.
"Come on over," she chimed. "I have a plan."
"I thought we already had a plan" he called back into the darkness. Technically he'd had two. The original plan, worked out months in advance was for Caleb to drop the kids at their parents on their way to the airport and fly down to Costa Rica to spend her birthday week on a beach resort, drinking, sleeping, and --quite frankly- fucking far more than their suburban life would ever normally allow them to. The tickets were non-refundable.
Then COVID hit.
Plan B was for him to make her a nice wild mushroom risotto (which he had done), put the kids to bed, and binge-watch her favorite episodes of Dr. Who, before seeing where the night might take them. Caleb had been excited for it.
"My plan is better!" she answered. "Quit being a baby. Come to the trampoline."
"You're on the trampoline," he laughed. "Now whose a baby?!"
"Baby's don't go on trampolines, dumbass. Nice try," she retorted....accurately.
He stumbled forward in defeat.
The trampoline had saved their sanity more than once during the lockdown. The kids could get some exercise while Nicole or Caleb worked from a laptop outside or even from the kitchen. They'd bought it just a month before the pandemic hit, from a local buy n sell. 10 ft of bouncy black bliss surrounded by a soft mesh net to catch any wayward lunges. "Best purchase I ever made," he'd told his Dad via skype just 4 days ago.
His eyes were beginning to adjust now, and he could see her laying flat on her back on the trampoline. As her silhouette started to sharpen in his vision, he could see that she was wearing her puffy light grey sweatpants from UCLA, where she'd gotten her bachelors degree, and a shirt (he couldn't tell what colour) that was way too tight and didn't nearly fit down to the waistband of her sweats. She'd given up on bras about two weeks into the pandemic. He stated constantly, involuntarily, at her large, soft breasts -- European breasts, he though, without really knowing why - It had been driving him crazy with desire, but there was rarely time to explore those urges. She had an elven face, narrow and mischievous, with a short, soft body to contrast it. Her hair was long -- months now without a cut -- and raven black; it splayed across the surface of the trampoline.
She was staring up at the stars.
Caleb crawled through the zippered opening in the trampoline's netting and flopped on his back beside her, ricocheting both their bodies up and down before settling. He stared up into the same sky that had captivated her.
"Whatcha doin?" he asked.
"It's my birthday," she replied.
"Mmm hmmm" he responded.
"At 2:00 am I'll be 30 years old, with a husband, two kids, and a mortgage." The words sounded dry and distant in her mouth.
"Yup," he replied.
She rolled onto her side to face him. "But I'm not 30 yet."
Caleb was confused, and starting to sense something brewing in her intent.
"That's true" he stated bluntly.
"Do you remember your 30th last month?"
Caleb suddenly felt like a trap was forming around him. Of course he did. It was his birthday. And it was, you know, last month.
"Y-es" he replied.
"Do you remember what I did for you?"
He did. Did he ever.
"Of course."
"Do you remember that I said I'd do anything for you.....even, that thing you wanted to try?"
That thing hadn't been nearly as pleasant as Caleb had hoped it would be; it was mostly awkward and a little gross, but he was deeply grateful that she had let him try it.
"I do" he stated, knowing that the axe was about to fall.
"And do you remember how you said you'd do anything for me as well?"
Caleb found himself cursing his moment of weakness -- surely pillow-talk couldn't be held against him in a court of marital negotiation. He immediately wondered what she had planned.
"I do" he answered while running through scenarios in his head of what might be to come.
"Did you mean that?" she asked with her sweetest, most seductive whisper.
Caleb did some math his brain at this, trying to envision what each potential response might lead to. The possibilities hovered in his consciousness for what seemed like minutes, and all the while she just gently stroked his chest, patiently awaiting his response. In the end, he decided to just be honest. He had meant it when he said it, and even now it held true. He would do anything for her.
"Yes," he confessed in surrender.
Immediately, Nicole leapt up on to her forearms and smiled like the Joker himself with a perverse sort of glee. "Excellent. Take your shirt off."
"Uh, we're outside," he protested.
"That's correct," she affirmed.
"What if the neighbours see?"
It was at this point in time that Caleb clued in to the fact that the trampoline had been carefully moved approximately six feet, and that consequently the lines of sight leading to it were now blocked from all sides by their maple trees, with just one exception -- the house behind them could still see the trampoline from over the fence; this was Sasha and Jackson's home.
"They will." She replied, and pointed her finger up to the top floor of Sasha and Jackson's house. He had to squint his eyes to see them but there in the dark, standing behind the sliding glass door that lead to their second story balcony were Caleb's neighbours and friends staring straight down at him, Jackson a beefy man with long brown hair, and Sasha, a statuesque red-head an athletic build.
Caleb was frozen, bereft of words or actions. He simply stared, waiting for something to make sense.
Nicole reached down and started to pull up his T-shirt.
"Let's get this going, 'kay. They're super horny and ready to see you bounce!" she snorted with laughter.
"Uh..." said Caleb.
Chapter 2
She managed to slide his T-shirt up over his head while he spoke, still not entirely sure what to make of the situation. "Is...is this something you're into?"
"Very much so," she said with a grin as she tossed it nonchalantly over the side of the trampoline (to an entirely different side than where she'd tossed his belt).
"How am I just learning this now? I've known you for 8 years."
She paused and looked over the fence to the house behind them. "Not this part of me." Caleb followed her stare and noticed that the light in Sasha and Jackson's kitchen had been turned on. They were illuminated now, and Jackson had lowered Sasha's blue jeans to around her ankles, exposing a pair of striped blue and white panties.
Nicole's phone pinged and she took it out of the pocket of her sweatpants to see what it was.
"It's Sasha," she stated. "She wants to know if we're doing this?"
"Doing what?" Caleb protested in frustration. "You haven't even told me what's happening."
Nicole smiled innocently. "You're putting on a show," she said. "You know, for my birthday."
Her phone pinged again. Caleb just stared at her incredulously.
"She says she wants to see you bounce" Nicole informed. "Slowly."
"Dude," Caleb whined. "You have to give me more than this."
She rolled her eyes, impatiently. "Fine," she conceded. "But start jumping" and she slid herself over to the side of the trampoline in order to make room for him to do so.
"So," she began, "back in College, Sasha and I had a thing going."
"A what?" he asked.
She stared him expectantly and refused to answer.
"Fine," he said, and started bouncing up and down, shirtless as he was, on the trampoline. He looked across at his neighbours who were watching him. He was acutely conscious of how strange the situation was, but he wasn't feeling it just yet. Jackson was lightly running his hands along Sasha's exposed hips, which swayed back and forth responsively.
Nicole continued. "So one night we got really drunk at a frat party, and we started making out."
Caleb stopped immediately in his tracks "You're.....bisexual?"
She rolled her yes. "I had a physical relationship with a woman; don't force your bullshit labels on me."