The four of us had been roommates since freshman year here at U of F. Ever since the first time we were assigned to room together we got along great. There was Paul, Bret, Jim and me David.
Paul was a swimmer with a swimmers body. Basically a hairless body from the neck down mostly due to swimming. He had dark wavy hair and a strong ruggedly handsome face.
Bret was the funny one, he loved playing practical jokes on everyone. He had basic brown hair and fuzzy light brown hair all over his body. He was just a bit pudgy, but not overweight.
Jim was a looker, most people that knew us both couldn't decide who was more handsome. Jim had jet black thick hair that just naturally fell into place. He had a modestly muscled body but very defined.
Lastly there was me. My blond hair was very surfer like and had a natural flow. I played tennis and racketball almost everyday giving me a very all over well toned body.
We as a group were very typical 19 year olds in college.
On one Friday after exams we decided to go out and get drunk off our asses. That's exactly what we did. We were smart enough before starting out to walk instead of driving. The bars were not too far off campus so it wasn't a huge trek. We drank till our bodies couldn't hold any more.
As we were staggering back to campus, stopping to piss several times, we passed the home of the school's librarian Miss Smith. Miss Smith was in her mid fifties and had never been married. She had never even been seen with a man. She was somewhat of a campus joke. A very plain Jane woman. She wore no makeup or fashionable clothes.
Bret, the prankster, came up with an idea to play a prank on Miss Smith. We all gathered around to hear what Bret had come up with. "Let's tie a handsome naked man to Miss Smith's porch so that when she comes out in the morning that will be the first thing she sees. Hell she's probably never even seen a naked guy in her life, how fucking funny would that be."
"That's a great idea Bret but where the fuck are we going to get someone to tie up?" questioned Paul.
"Well we've got two right here, Jim and David," Bret said.
Both Jim and I said in unison, "Not me". And that is the last thing I remember. I evidently passed out at that moment.
The next thing I remember was someone softly slapping my face. "Wake up, wake up it's time you were awake." I struggled to open my eyes and after the blurring cleared I could see Miss Smith the librarians face in front of me.
"Oh, ah, what, where am I?" I asked.
"Oh you really don't remember anything do you," Miss Smith replied.
"No, I have no idea, what's going on?" I asked.
"Well last night a gift was left for me on my front porch," Miss Smith said.
"I'm not getting this, what does any of this have to do with me?" I asked.
"Well my dear you were my gift, left on my porch all tied up with a bow," Miss Smith said with a wicked grin.
The fog in my mine began to lift and I remembered getting plastered, staggering toward the campus and..."Oh fuck me, I passed out and those bastards did it," I said out loud. I then looked down to get a glimpse of my naked body. I quickly moved both hands to cover my nakedness.
Laughingly Miss Smith said, "Darling it's a bit late to show any modesty, you've been totally naked in front of me for hours."
"Where are my clothes, please give me my clothes," I asked.
Miss Smith answered, "My darling boy this is the way you came, I have no idea where your clothes are nor do I care."
"How am I supposed to get back to my room, I can't go like this?" I asked.
"That's not my problem and it's not your problem either, I believe you might want to stay a while." Miss Smith announced.
"You must be out of your mind if you think I'm staying here with you, you crazy old bat, now get me something to cover myself with," I demanded.
"Young man you are in no position to order me about in my own home, after all if it weren't for me you would have woken up naked as a jaybird on my front porch for the entire world to see," Miss Smith stated.
"I don't give a crap about that, I just want to leave and go home, NOW!" I shouted.
Miss Smith said, "You're not going anywhere till I say you can leave!"
With a chuckle I asked, "And just how are you going to stop me I'd like to know?"
"With these," she replied, handing me her phone.
I took her phone and glanced down at the open page. "What the fuck, how did... I didn't do...this can't be. There were pics of me stark naked with a raging hard on and I was sucking a dick. "How did this happen, I've never sucked a dick in my life?" In another pic it appeared I was being fucked in the ass by a man. "I've never had sex with a guy and I certainly have never had a dick up my ass," I pleaded.
I looked up at Miss Smith with a confused expression on my face. Miss Smith simply answered, "Isn't it amazing how realistic a well made dildo resembles the real thing! I do believe these pics prove that, they even fooled you. And unless you want these spread all over campus and the internet you will do as you are told."
I quickly started deleting the pics as fast as I could, one after the other, delete, delete, delete.