Madison Kenny bad been born into what she knew had to be the most boring town in the Country. The tiny town lay an hour South of Lincoln, Nebraska and was notable for its agriculture and its soul-crushing lack of anything else of note. Everything interesting was at least an hour away by car and the only attraction to speak of was the corn maze her family ran each year in the Fall. Madison's parents' farm boardered the main highway North of town but business had been getting a little worse each year since other farms in the area began planting larger, more elaborate corn mazes. By the time Madison graduated high school and began attending the local community college, her father was stepping up marketing around town with a series of elaborate scarecrow signs to drum up business.
Madison had protested the gimmick, pointing out to her father that she had been teased with the nickname "Scarecrow" since 8th grade when she hit a growth spurt in height without the accompanying curves. She was no longer "all knees and elbows", but even now as she was starting college, she bemoaned her skinny frame and A-cup breasts. Her father's marketing campaign had let to even more teasing around town. If one more person joked that they saw her by the highway in a flannel shirt holding a sign, she was liable to break their nose.
Madison's only readily available cure to the mind-muddling ennui of her rural hell was in sexual exploration. She had discovered her sexuality early on and quickly developed into somewhat of a closet deviant. It wasn't until she started high school that her family got satelite internet at home and she discovered a universe of kink that she began to shed the sense of shame at her own tastes. Once she began to sort the misinformation from the good advice, Madison built in her mind a hidden fortress of sexual satisfaction into which she would retreat from the teasing of her peers and the boredom of life on a farm.
Working on the farm and unable to make purchases online, Madison's creative solutions to a lack of more direct sources of sex toys became more sophisticated. Trips to the local hardware store and hours in the workshop had resulted in a variety of improvised sex toys, some of which could be hidden in plain sight. By the summer after graduation though, Madison's tastes had grown so jaded that she found herself seeking ever more risk. An orgasm was fine, but it was boring if it came easily. The reward, she found, was in the risk.
Those risks started simply enough. A trip into town with nothing under her shorts and a large U-shaped clevis yoke lubricated with vegetable oil crammed into her holes and held in place with duct tape nearly ended in disaster when she sweated through the adhesive and the damned thing fell out of her in the parking lot of the grocery store. It clattered to the asphalt with a horrifyingly loud "clang", drawing the attention of a middle-aged man pushing a cart past her truck. Madison played it off as though it had fallen from the truck when she opened the door, hoping that the man missed the fact that the painted steel fastener was slick and glistening when she picked it up and threw it in the cab. That had been an epiphany for Madison. The thought of what would have happened if someone had seen that big hunk of steel fall out of her shorts in the middle of the grocery store made her more excited than she had felt in months. As she drove home that afternoon, one hand on the wheel and the other furiously finger-fucking her leaking pussy, she passed one of her father's stupid scarecrows crucified at the edge of town. A terrifying idea bloomed in her lust-addled mind. Four hours and at least as many orgasms later, Madison had a plan.
Madison's friends Holly and Mary had knocked down the scarecrow off the main highway closest to her farm at her request with Holly's ancient, battered farm truck in the middle of the night. Madison told them that she was tired of looking at the thing and the two restless coeds were happy to do anything as interested as destroying an annoying ad at the request of their closest friend. Madison volunteered to replace the downed scarecrow the following afternoon when her father mentioned it had been destroyed. Unbeknownst to him, Madison had already constructed a replacement and had it ready in the loft of the workshop. The next morning, Madison headed out to the side of the highway to replace the steel fence post with a solid wooden T-shaped crucifex, explaining that no one would destroy THIS one so easily. Madison spent the morning setting the post two feet into the ground and pouring concrete around the base. The hardest part was waiting a few days for the concrete to set.