To my own sweet hart... A tale of a princess and her handsome hero
Ok this is a fairy tale for adults so sit back and enjoy...
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Once apon a time, there was a beautiful princess, called Leeanne. She was so fed up with everyone telling her that she was a " good princess" a " kind princess" that she should behave in a prim and proper manner. She desperately wanted to behave in a dirty and degrading way, that one day she ran a way from the palace, slipping out the back door while every one was watching the polo in the courtyard, and running down the hill until she found a tree to hide behind.
While she was standing there to catch her breath, it occurred to her that she stuck out like a sore thumb, in her fine silk and velvet bodice and fancy shoes so she looked for some thing to change in to. Scouring the country side a round her she spotted some clothes hanging on a washing line so creeping up to the side of the building she grabbed the clothes and changed hastily behind the shed.
Now luckily (or unluckily depending on your point of view) for our princess, the clothe belong to the local whore Alice and they were her "working clothes", consisting of a red bodice and a very very short skirt, no bigger than a wide belt, but she didn't have a lot of choice so she slipped in to them. Leaving her fine clothes and shoes as a kind of payment in there place. As Leeanne was about to leave the safety of the garden she spotted a young farmer walking up to Alice's door, with his cap in his hand. He was calling on Alice, in a professional capacity, having saved his wages all month. Leeanne was shocked to see a rather large bulge in his trousers and slipped back down the side of the building to get a better view of the "transaction"
Alice opened the door wearing her second best working clothes consisting of a slightly inferior set of silk cameo knickers, and welcomed the young man, who stammered in his excitement" hhh hello my nnn name iss tom" Leeanne and Alice both saw his Adams apple bobbing up and down in his throat. " and ii am getting married next month so I was wondering if, well if you could help me, you know found out what iam supposed to do, for her as well as for me" he finished in a rush.