People never know what kind of mischief awaits them until it's already upon them, and that was the tagline for my life. Somehow, I was living large, but not all that in charge. How long could it last?
As crazy as the stories I will share sound, I can assure you that they are all true. Only the names are changed to protect people's privacy and dignity.
Have you ever met someone so unbelievably hot that you'd do anything to go out with them? The answer to your question is a big yes. The story I'm telling you happened during a time of self-discovery and slightly before the internet wound up in everyone's pocket.
In 97, I was about to completely lose my mind as I found myself chasing after a woman that didn't make sense. She was older, edgier, smarter, and sexier than any woman my age. Twenty-year age differences don't matter when women defy the ravages of time.
Susanne looked like she was barely thirty. She had a body that was more believably manufactured than worked on. She stood a whopping 5'1", had blonde hair that she wore in a cute and curly style, eyes as green as emeralds, and a tan from top to bottom. With an incredible ass put together from years of squats and 34 D-Cup boobs that on her tiny frame were impossible not to notice, it was amazing she was single.
Sue being single was by choice. She was independently wealthy, a businesswoman, and she had "special" tastes as she described them. One of those tastes was young men, at the time, specifically me.
I'm David, by the way, and at the time I was barely 25. I stood nearly 6'4'' tall, weighed about 220, and was muscularly built, with brown hair, brown eyes, and the start of a bodybuilder's body.
I met Sue while surveying a prospective client. We hit it off because she had an attitude that was playful but feisty. After hinting at things for a couple of months, Sue finally hit me with a dinner invitation. I was excited.
Dinner was at her place, a large one-story a few miles from town. She didn't do it justice. The place was fabulous. She was sitting on enough space to have built three or four houses. The driveway from the road to her house was at least a half mile long.
After Sue showed me around, we ate dinner and she opened up a nice bottle of wine. We each had a glass before she asked if I'd like to sit on the porch with her. As she swayed by me, another bottle and her glass in hand, I eagerly followed.
"So, what do you think of me' casa?" she asked.
Looking around, it was gorgeous. She was a lucky woman. I asked how she came into such luck and she told me that she'd been aggressive with some investments, had a couple of start-ups, and didn't need to work at Hinkley's but enjoyed the work.
"So how is it that such a successful, beautiful, intelligent woman is single?"
Sue smiled, "That's the million dollar question."
"Well," I asked her. "Want to let me in on the secret?"
Sue told me that most men find her crazy, and the rest couldn't keep up with her or her particular tastes and quirks. Men her age were either too uptight, slowing down, or weren't playful anymore.
"Oh, come on," I laughed. "You can't be that rough on the fellows."
"I can be demanding, a little domineering even, but life's short so why not be me?"
I saw her point. Sue was being Sue, and the rest of the world be dammed if they didn't like it that way. It did make me curious, what sort of things had scared other men away.
"So, what did you do to run the rest of the boys off?"
Sue smiled, putting a finger between her teeth. She was pondering something mischievous, and that was fine. I could handle anything, or so I told myself.
"I don't know if I should tell you," she smiled. "You might get spooked."
"Nothing shocks me," I lied. Some things shock me, and some would over the next several years. That's a different story. When I said the words, Sue sat up straight, put her wine glass on the small table between us, and asked...
"What if I told you that I want to see that bod of yours, right now?"
"Really, that scared off other guys, you telling them what you think?"
She giggled. "No, hun, I actually wanted them to strip for me, right then and there. They wouldn't play along."
"Huh, I wonder why?"
"It's not like there was that much of a chance of getting arrested or in trouble. It was mostly for fun, to excite things."
"I still don't think I'd get scared off," I told her, admittedly intrigued by what she'd said.
"O.K., then do it."
Why, I didn't know, other than it sounded sexy. But without hesitation, I stood up, kicked off my shoes, took off my polo shirt, and slid my jeans down. When I folded them up and put them on a ledge, Sue looked disappointed.
Looking around, there was no risk unless someone came flying up the driveway at warp speed. What the hell, I thought as I put my thumbs inside the waistband and pulled my boxers down to my ankles.
"Oooh, you are a good boy!" she exclaimed, a big smile on her face as she clapped. "Will you stay that way for me?"
"You mean, for the rest of our date?"
"Yes, silly, for the rest of our date."
So, I did. I stayed nude while finishing our date, which lasted well into the morning. Sue showed me the rest of her place, which included a wide open space before the fence line. She insisted on holding hands as we walked around the grounds, occasionally clinging tightly to me. It was weird at first, but after a while, I began to get comfortable this way.
"So, in my dream fantasy, I have made a ton of money, have an incredible place, my own businesses, and there's just one thing missing," she told me.
"What's that?"
"This, everyday."
"I suppose I could be convinced to come stroll around here holding hands with you everyday," I told her, hoping she was going to help take care of the raging erection she'd caused.
"What if I invited you to stay here, in this incredible place with me, but there was a catch," she asked.
"Um, what about a second date?"