Hazel was mad. Who on earth would send her a red lacy strapless bra and thong set? If it is someone from this company, I will have them fired. I will also have them arrested for lewd conduct, she fumed. She wanted to find who was behind this and make them pay.
Entering the Sluts 'r us store from where this was purchased, she felt like she was in a twilight zone episode. She passed a woman dressed in cut off shorts and top which had the words – 'Slut and proud of it' across her braless boobs. This company goal seems to be to make 'Slut', a word to be proud of. In less than a year, their stores were doing record business according to Business Week.
Part of the reason for their success was their insane business plan. You could not walk into a store and just buy the lingerie. It was like one of the old CD clubs. Sign up for free, get 12 CDs free and your credit card is billed when they send you a CD every month. Sluts 'r us operated on a very similar model but you could also go in and pick up what you wanted every month.
They also boasted of the bleeding edge computer systems. All the items were individually tagged. All you had to tell them the item id number and they would be able to re-order and ship another item in your size, the same day. No need to give them your size, address, or any other information again.
The Business world raved on the idea of converting a one time lingerie purchase into a subscription model. Their stock had sky rocketed and they were opening a new store every week.
She felt like an old lady, even though she was only 29, dressed in her grey business suit. While she had been blessed by a figure that was better than some of these floozies here, she wasn't about to reveal it to any Tom, Dick and Harry. I have never seen so many men in a lingerie store before, she thought.
She went over her game plan. After all every mission needs a plan. She could not march in there and demand to know the name of the person who purchased this trashy thong set and sent it to her. Stupid Privacy laws protected that jerk. What was required was a touch of feminine subtlety. Her plan was very simple. Act like her boyfriend purchased this as gift for her and she wanted to exchange it. They would have to pull up the purchase records on this set and she would have found her man. May God have mercy on him after that, she thought.
After a 10 minute wait and listening to inept conversations between the bimbos in front of her and scrawny sales guy who looked like teenager, she came face to face with him.
"I would like to return this," she told him in a firm voice.
"What the reason," he asked her. She felt the sales clerk eyeing her.
Hazel was slightly disoriented with the response. She expected him to take it, no questions asked and move on the phase II of her plan. She managed to mutter, "Doesn't fit"
The Sales guy was holding the bra and panties in front of her and eyeing her again. She felt herself being stripped and felt a chill going through her body.
"I think this should fit you perfectly. There is no reason for a return," he asserted.
"Look they don't fit," she argued.
"Unless, you can prove it by wearing them, I can't do anything," and he moved to call the next customer.