I woke up late. I couldn't figure out what to do about Zoey's work. The stuff on the last day was a bit too much for me. But I couldn't just tell her to quit her job outright. I didn't wanna be that guy. Not when she caught me jacking off to those videos last night.
Zoey had already left for her work. She left a note on the fridge saying she didn't wanna disturb my sleep.
"You at work yet?" I texted her.
After a couple of minutes, her response popped up. "No. Heavy traffic today."
"Sorry I couldn't drive you today," I apologized.
"It's fine. I only had to take the bus halfway. Jaden just picked me up. He says he can pick me up every day."
"Oh. That's good. But I will be fine driving you most of the days."
"Yeah, I prefer that too. And he is kind of a reckless driver."
"Crap. Now I feel bad about ditching the drive."
"Don't be. It's not that he speeds or runs through red lights or anything. He just... um... masturbates and drives."
"Huh! Why am I not surprised?" I wrote. "What a pervert."
"I tried to tell him off for doing this but apparently he made a habit of doing this. I was really uncomfortable with him driving like this. So we devised a solution."
I paused for a second. Was it going the way I thought it was? I decided to probe more and call her.
She picked up immediately. "Yeah."
"So what was the solution?" I asked.
"Well, I have to jerk him off while he drives. I don't want him crashing the car with me in it."
Sure, it was better than probably causing an accident, but I didn't have to be happy about it. I was sure it was one of his ploy to get a handjob from my girlfriend.
I sighed. It was nothing she hadn't already done with her coworkers. "Just be careful out there, cupcake. I'm sure the guys stay awake all night plotting how to take advantage of you."
She laughed at my warning. "Okay, Mr Worry Pants. But don't you love your girl getting a bit naughty with her boys?"
I rolled my eyes, but she was not there to see it. "If it stopped at 'a bit' and 'your boys' weren't the quarterbacks of the perverse league, then I would have nothing to worry about.
"Ouch." I heard Zoey shriek.
"What happened? Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, babe. Jaden's being such a baby."
"What do you mean?"
"He bit me."
"How old is he? Four?"
"Yeah, that's what I just said."
"Tell him I will beat him up if he doesn't keep his jaws in check," I said jokingly, but I wasn't joking, not really.
Zoey laughed at that. "He didn't bite that hard. It's, you know, my nipples are very sensitive."
Of course. That fucking pig. "How long has he been doing that?"
"Only when the car stops at the red light or in traffic. Right now, there's a huge line of cars dead still in front of us."
"Can you tell him to stop? This is too....." I started complaining but Zoey interrupted me.
"Yeah, he's already let me go. Wait a sec, I have to lube his cock up."
"Does he seriously carry lubes in the car? Or is it baby oil? Sounds like a Diddy party going on." I scoffed. But she didn't respond. I guessed she was busy pouring the lubes.
I waited for her to finish. One, two, three minutes passed, but I couldn't hear her voice.
"Hello. Hello!! Zoey!!" She still didn't respond. I waited for another minute.
"All done, babe." Zoey was back on the line. But she sounded out of breath.
"That took a while."
"Yeah, you know I'm not used to stuffing a long cock in my throat. So, it took a while to adjust."
Holy fucking shit.
"Have you just sucked his cock?"
"No, it's not sucking actually. I just had to lube it with my saliva."
"Couldn't you just spit on it?"
"And risking getting spit on the car seat or his pants? Don't be silly."
"Crap. What will I do with you?"
"Are you mad, babe? I was just helping him out," I imagined her pouting while saying this.
"Why shouldn't I be?"
"Then send a dick pic right now and show me you are not hard."
Well, that took a wrong turn. And she hit the nails. I'd already come to terms with having a different mind in my penis. "And what does that have to do with anything?"
"Maybe you secretly love seeing your girl a bit 'helpful'," she replied with a sultry voice.
"I gotta go. You know I have an interview later today."
"Okay, babe. Jokes aside, I'm sorry. I should have asked you before doing this."
"Yeah, you should've."
"So, I'm asking now. Remember when Britney made me eat cum from her mouth yesterday? Do you mind if I get payback so she doesn't pull stunts like that any more?"
"Sure. You should do that."
"Thanks, babe."
We ended the call after saying our goodbyes.
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After a couple of hours, I headed to the company for my interview. It was a mid-sized pharma, opening a branch in my state. The role was IT support. A bit below my expertise but I was desperate. Getting this job might let Zoey quit her job with the perverts.
The traffic was indeed so heavy today. I started much earlier but still it was cutting very close. The office was less than half a kilo away but I was stuck. I would lose the car and walk the rest if I could find anywhere to park. But it was unlikely.