THE PORN COLLECTOR
I have been collecting porn now since college, and I have a fairly large collection I am proud of. I have the early classics films: Behind The Green Door and Deep Throat. I have most of the Hustler magazines, Penthouse, Variations, and every Forum ever printed. I have decks of graphic playing cards, a few giant dildos, some nasty glassware, and some off-color records.
I have been trying to interest my wife for years in my collection, but she refuses to watch any and says she has no interest in watching other people fuck. It isn't that she doesn't like sex, because she is a madwoman in bed, but looking at porn just doesn't interest her. Not, that is, until I told her about Long Dong Silver. When I told her how big he was she wouldn't believe me. She had to see for herself.
When I challenged her to at least watch it once, she finally gave in, swearing it was simply out of curiosity. Then after she looked, she insisted they couldn't be real. "That's got to be phony," she said.
"This is before photo shop," I said. "Watch it again. See if you can detect how they did it if it's fake." She watched again, getting close and watching carefully.
"I can't see how they did it, but it can't be real," she insisted.
"Only one way to find out," I said. "Do some research. You need some empirical data," I said with a laugh.
She looked interested, nodding pensively. "How would we do that?" she asked.
"Well, look online," I said. "Or advertise for live proof. See if we can find a really big one," I said with a grin.
"I wouldn't want to fuck it," she said, "just look at it."
"Put that in the ad," I said. I told her we could go on the internet sites and write an ad looking for big ones. "Say you just want to see one, not fuck it," I said. She was really intrigued, and she could not stop thinking about super big cocks.
"That just can't be real," she insisted.
We wrote up an ad. It said: "Looking to see big cocks. Really big. Will pay for a look. Not to fuck. Just to see."
We hit return and sent the ad. It was only about an hour before we got our first reply. It said: "Got 12 inches. Will show for $50."
We replied: "Looking for bigger."
The answer came back. "Bigger? Good luck."
Two hours later we got our second. "$75 gets a look at 14 inches.
"Fourteen?" I said. "That big enough?" I said.
"Yeah, I think so," she said. "That is seven times two. Yeah, that would be convincing."
We answered the reply and paid with a card, then we made arrangements to meet at motel in town. I asked a bruiser I know who breaks heads to sit outside while she and I meet this guy with 14 inches. Bronco agreed to sit outside the room for $25, so it would cost us $100 for my wife to get a look at a 14 inch dick. It'd be worth it if it proved to her that dicks that big were real.
It became like a project for me to convince her. She had never seen a penis anywhere as large as she saw on the the Long Dong Silver video and could not believe a person could ever be that big. In my porno collection I had many other examples of males with extremely large members and I was convinced they were real. Some of the foreign films and materials from Europe and Asia had images of giant erections and huge flaccid dicks, so I was determined to prove to her such men exist.
The day we were scheduled to meet our 14 inch friend we were both excited about connecting with him and seeing for ourselves once and for all, finding out one way or another if there really were cocks well over a foot long.
She had, for the first time ever, asked a couple of times to see again the Long Dong tape, to look at the magazines once more, that featured a "big dick" story, and had shown any interest in my porn collection.
I don't think my wife instantly started to like porn, but she always has loved sex and her passion for fucking had ignited her curiosity and fascination with cock size. Length became an amazing side issue. Like seeing an extraordinary characteristic or phenomenon of Nature, she was fascinated by the possibility of seeing something so unbelievable and remarkable.
For the first time in her life she started thinking of penis size almost constantly. Throughout the day she would ask me questions about one of the famous long dongs, wanting to know if I had ever seen one in person, ever knew anyone with a giant cock.
The morning we were to meet Mr. 14 inches she was nervous as a dancer on a stage of broken glass, and I kidded her about being eager to get her hands on his big sausage. She blushed, slugged me in the arm, and got the most embarrassed smile I have ever seen on her.