It all started in what seemed like a trivial way. It was a hot summer day, hot enough that one began to sweat just stepping outside, and that day I went to get the mail wearing just my swimsuit. I could feel the sun on my back as I went to the mailbox, and a slight breeze ruffled my loose boxer swimshorts. Rarely are there passersby, but on that day, as I got the mail, there was a blonde woman walking past. She was wearing jeans with embroidered spangles on them, and a light white shirt. She wasn't fat, probably in her early forties, and she looked a little ample, but still attractive. Her jeans were tight.
'Hey,' she said as she approached, 'you look pretty hot.' And she smiled.
'Thanks,' I said. I do work out with weights on a regular basis, so I have a flat stomach, well-defined chest and arms, and as I glanced down, I could see the outline of a tent in my swimsuit.
'Wonder what you look like under that swimsuit.' And then she looked a little surprised and maybe a little chagrined that she had said that.
'Not sure what to say,' I replied.
'Hey, don't worry about it.' And she walked on down the road past me. I didn't think much more of it at the time.
Not until a couple of days later, when I went to get the mail, and in the box, in addition to the mail, was a piece of white notebook paper, on which was neat, curly blue handwriting.
I saw you outside naked the other day. I caught you on my cellphone. Unless you want me to report you to the police, you need to answer the door today at 3 pm, totally nude.
My mind raced. It was possible that the woman who'd been walking by had seen me sunbathing in the backyard, but even so, how would she have seen me' I didn't think it was visible from the road. And maybe I should report her to the police. Was this her in the first place? What was I to do? I didn't have a lot of time - it was already 2:30 in the afternoon, and the note said 3 pm. I decided I would wait and see who showed up at 3 pm.
And just before 3 pm, I saw her approaching the house. It was her, the same woman. She walked to the back door confidently, and knocked at it. I came to answer, wearing jeans and a shirt.
'Yes?' I said. 'Can I help you?'
'I think you can,' she said. 'I'm your neighbor from down the street. I left you that note. It doesn't look like you follow directions well.'
'How do I know you're telling the truth and not just playing me for a fool?' I replied.
She took out her cellphone, swiped it, and held up an image of me, in the backyard. I was in fact nude, and I felt a little blood rush to my cheeks.
'How did you get that?'
'I was just walking by, and you exposed yourself,' she said with a smile. 'Now unless you want to have a police record as a sex offender, I think you would be smart to do what I ask.'
I paused. 'Okay,' I said. 'What do you want?'
'You can start by taking off what you're wearing. Now.'
I hesitated, and she began to type into her cellphone. 'I'm going to send these photos unless you do what I say.'
'All right,' I said, and unbuttoned my shirt, letting it drop to the floor.
'Keep going,' she said. 'Pants and socks too. Everything.'
I unbuckled my belt, undid the front of my jeans, and let them drop to the floor, stepping out of them. I pulled my socks off, and was standing there only in my boxers.
'Everything,' she said, with a little grin.
I pulled on the boxer waistband, and let them drop too. I had a partial erection, my penis standing out seven inches or so. It was thick, and my scrotum was pulled up taut and round.
'That's better,' she said, smiling. 'Now step outside with me.'
'Why?' I asked.
'Because I said so.' And she tapped a short text message into her phone.
We went outside into the sunlight, which felt very strange, me totally nude in front of this stranger woman. I could feel the light breeze on my skin. The gravel hurt my feet a little.
'Over here,' she said, walking briskly into the driveway and toward the road. It was then that I saw another woman, this one a little younger and with brown hair, wearing a light shirt and shorts, walking toward us, holding a cellphone up. She was taking a video of us!
'What are you doing?' said the brown-haired woman to me. 'Oh my god, you're totally naked! I'm going to report this to the police! You pervert!'
'No, you don't understand!' I said.
'I do understand,' she said. 'You're exposing yourself to us, helpless women just walking down the street. You should go to jail!' She focused the cellphone on my crotch, scanned up and down me, and then stopped the video.
'That should do it,' she said. 'Nice job, Cicely!'
'What do you mean?' I said in confusion.