A very pretty young masseuse (about 25, 5'9", thin, nice ass and pretty good rack) led me into the room and showed me where to hang my clothes. It was a big room. It had two massage tables and a hot tub. I had scheduled a massage and hydrotherapy. After she showed me where to hang my clothes she retreated back to the door, but she didn't leave the room. She stood with her back to the door, facing me. Worse than that, the door was open to the hallway with the other clients and workers walking by.
I figured there was a language issue, so I played it cool. (Remember I had never had an erotic massage before) I figure I would just take my time removing my shoes and shirt. Once I did this I was sure she would leave the room and close the door. Well that didn't work, now I am standing there in my shorts... OK, now I had to go for it and remove my outer shorts. Surely once I did this and, I was standing in my underwear, she would leave and close the door. Well I was half right. I pulled my pants down and she closed the door, but did not leave. She stood to her back to the door facing me. Now what do I do? The hot tub was between me and the massage table. She was just past the massage table. The massage table was 10 -- 12 feet away from me, in her direction!
Now I am confronted to dropping my underwear, and walking 6 feet to the hot tub. I turned my back to her, dropped my last piece of clothing, and did an awkward sideways crab walk over to the hot tub and started to get in. I was (mostly) successful just exposing my ass. She didn't really speak English but got her point across once she saw this. She started saying "no, massage first, then hot tub"!
Now I couldn't do my sideways crab walk all the way to the massage table with any sense of believability. I just had to turn, face her, and walk 12 feet around the perimeter of the tub while facing her. I got to the table and lad on stomach. I finally felt mostly covered. She was standing next to me, and said "no, on your back". I flipped over exposing my penis to her and she just stood there for a few seconds and realized that she had nothing to cover my cock with.
I laid there fully hanging out while she walked over to the other side of the room and got me a small hand towel. About 8 inches square. She only kept me on my back for about 3 minutes while she worked on my neck. Then she whipped the small towel off and asked me to flip over. Now up until now I have had a lot of massages, and typically they are very strict with the draping. I was not used to this.
I flipped on my stomach, and again she realized she didn't have anything to cover me with so she had to trek across the room again to get another, slightly larger, towel.