I woke up feeling as refreshed as I'd ever felt. I stared at the ceiling with a huge grin on my face. I had fucked Katie last night and it had been incredible. But we still had a website to build and I still had advertisers to secure. I got out of bed and made my way to our living room where Aaron was already up with a cup of coffee working on the website.
"We still don't have a name, you know," he said without looking away from his screen.
I sighed, "We'll get there. We need advertisers, too."
"I bet a frat would advertise," Aaron suggested. It wasn't a bad idea. One of these frats might be seedy enough to advertise on what was essentially a pornography website.
"Where's Frank?" I asked.
"In his room."
I went over and knocked on his door.
"Yeah, what?" came the reply through the door.
"Do you have any contacts at Sigma Epsilon?" That was the biggest frat on campus, known for its huge, out-of-control parties and complete monetary chokehold on the administration. They couldn't be shut down with a SWAT team.
"Yeah, why? You wanna take pictures of them naked?" Frank said, still through the door.
"No, I want them to advertise on the site." I could hear his reluctance.
"Alright, I'll send you a few numbers."
By noon, we had a whiteboard full of possible names for the site sitting in the living room.
"I just don't think 'Sophistifornicate' works, ya know?" Aaron said. He was right. It was clunky.
"It's such a shame 'Playboy' is already taken. That's like the perfect amount of classy and trashy," Frank added.
Pretty much everything was ready at this point except the advertisers and the name. I had left a few voicemails at the frat, but I don't think anyone there woke up until about 2 PM. I had written the interview up during the name brainstorming session. It was short, but serviceable.
"What about California Girls?" I asked.
"I think we'd be infringing on Katy Perry's copyright," Frank responded.
Our board still had dozens of names. Skankford (too trashy), Infinite Sex (too obtuse), Heaven (Bryan Adams song), etc.
"How about we do a filler name?" I suggested, "It's more important that we get the site out there than the name be perfect."
"Let's just call it 'The Voyeur something,'" Frank said.
"The Voyeuristic.," said Aaron. It was good enough. Now we just needed the advertisers. At that exact moment, my phone rang. I picked up.
"Mmmyellow," I said.
"Hey, is this the person looking for seedy advertising?" Came a male voice on the other end.
"That would be me," I said.
"We have something perfect."
"Oh, do tell."
"Well, every year, Sigma Epsilon holds a big party-"
"I thought you did that every week," I said.
"No, no. This one's different. It's a strip club party. We convert the frat house into a strip club. Poles, private rooms, everything."
"And you hire strippers?"
"No, the strippers are coeds."
"And this is all very above board I assume."
"There's a reason 'seedy advertising' perked our interest."
"Alright, when's the party?"
"Four days from now."
"We'll do $500 for the ad. Just send us a photoshop and we'll put it in there."
"$500?" The guy said with some shock in his voice.