It was an expensive resort. The five grand a night kind of resort. The kind of resort only people like us could afford. That is how we would spend our weekend away together.
Sandra and I are a married couple in their early 30's. We met in our final year of university and have since risen steadily in our lucrative profession. This comes with perks. I'm talking a paid off house in the right suburb, two sports cars, golf on the weekends, fine dining, tailored suits, Chanel bags, summer holidays in over 12 countries - and more money to burn than we know what to do with.
It was Sandra's birthday and I was stuck. I'm usually thoughtful, but I had well and truly run out of ideas. What else could money buy?
Quality time, I thought to myself.
My secretary arranged the booking and cleared my Friday afternoon schedule. She said she knew just the place (thank goodness). What this meant was a two hour drive and two nights in a luxurious resort where Sandra would be pampered. Facials, spas, beauty treatments, you name it. She really loves this kind of stuff.
The drive was long and tiring. We arrived just in time for a cosy dinner at an overpriced restaurant owned by someone famous (as Sandra pointed out) before heading straight for our presidential suite for an early night.
I hadn't had sex with Sandra in over a month which was unusual for us. She was stressed with work and I understood.
Lights off. "Goodnight baby."
***
A loud ringtone sliced through the air. I reached over Sandra and fumbled in the dim early light for her phone. It was convulsing in long pulses on the bedside table, shining much too brightly for my liking.
"H-Hello?"
"Hi Sir, may I please speak with Sandra?"
She sounded professional. I thought it was work.
"Who is this?"
"We are calling from the spa treatment centre on level one. We have a booking for a seven o'clock for Sandra. We were provided with this number when the booking was made. It's now ten past and we just wanted to confirm the attendance."
Sandra could hear the conversation taking place above her head and responded without opening her eyes in a low, groggy voice: "Oh fuck. I'm exhausted, can you please go instead?"
"Sorry, Sandra is unavailable at the moment. Can we please reschedule?"
"Unfortunately that is the only available booking we have today and tomorrow, I'm really sorry Sir."
I instantly understood why my secretary booked the treatment at this ungodly hour. That's what happens with last minute plans.
Before I could say anything else, the womanly voice on the other end of the line continued: "If Sandra is unavailable, I would highly recommend it for you, Sir".
"What exactly is involved in this treatment?"
I was up by now, walking to the other end of our suite and speaking in a hushed voice. My left hand was clasping the phone, the other automatically adjusting my relentless morning erection under my Calvin Klein's.
"Let me see. Ok, the booking is for a full body Swedish massage with hot stone therapy, exfoliation therapy, aroma oil therapy and a facial and scalp treatment. Ninety minutes in total."
I had never had a professional massage. Of all the things I had experienced in my life - never a massage. Still, I had um... valid concerns.
"I'll be honest with you, I'll probably be massaged by a gentleman and that would make me awkward. So -"
"Not a gentleman Sir, the booking is with Aurora. She is one of our senior therapists. She is fully qualified and will put your mind at ease every step of the way. Of course you are at liberty to cancel but the fee is non-refundable."
Standing at the balcony door, I parted the heavy curtain slightly to glimpse the glorious morning sunshine.
"And how much money was the fee, exactly?"
"The booking was $946 including the treatment products. How you would like to proceed, Sir?"
Of course money wasn't the issue but I was curious at the thought of Aurora's therapeutically questionable and yet expensive touch. It couldn't be so bad, could it?
I looked behind me at my wife who was fast asleep now.
"Level one. Got it. I'll be down in 10 minutes."
***
A quick shower later, I found myself heading towards the top floor elevator unsure of what to expect. The resort felt empty and no one was in the lift. I pressed my index finger against the "1" button.
Moments later, a familiar bell ring welcomed me into level one. I stepped out onto what felt like a never-ending corridor until I noticed an arrow pointing left to the spa centre.
I turned at the arrow and swung a solid glass door open. I was instantly met with a rainbow of aromas; the place had a divine smell, like a Buddhist temple or a holy monastery. I could hear soft, calming music.
My instinct was to pause momentarily to ensure I was in the right place. I made eye contact with the receptionist who was a beautiful woman in her mid-thirties; tall, thin, with long brown hair tied neatly in a ponytail. There was a familiar corporate feel about her.
"I see you found the place!", she smiled.
I shuffled nervously at the counter, half-glancing at what looked to be a collection of scented candles, oils and creams covering the shelved walls.
"Sir, you are the lucky first appointment for the day. Welcome."
"Thank you."
"If I could get you to go around the corner for me, you will see a door to your right. This is your key. You will find a locker with the corresponding number on the key. Please disrobe and leave all your valuables in the locker. Please use the robe and slippers we have provided, and kindly wait in the lounge area. You will find a questionnaire form to complete. Please fill it out until Aurora comes to get you."
I did exactly as I was told, heading first to the men's locker room which was empty. I removed all my clothes, catching a glimpse of myself in the mirror.
I'm not going to lie: I am good looking. I am very good looking, actually. To be precise, I'm of Spanish descent, six foot, athletic, I have a pearl white smile, chest hair in the right amounts, no hair in places it shouldn't be, dark eyes with flickers of red, symmetrical facial features, a sexy three day stubble and wavy jet black hair parted to the side in a preppy look.
Still, part of me was sapprehensive about being naked under some silky robe. The slippers felt like they were made of paper and did not fit me. I proceeded cautiously out of the room and into the waiting area, feeling strangely feminine and out of place.
The next thing I recall is being seated on a comfortable couch and completing questions such as "Do you have heart disease?" and "Do you currently take medication?"
I ticked "No" for all the questions, including the question about previously having a massage. I was hoping the "qualified therapist" would go easy.
She then entered.
"Hi, I'm Aurora..."
Her voice was mellow and warm. Her hands reached out and lightly took hold of my right hand in an earnest embrace as she titled her head forward slightly in a respectful bow. Then, she gently pulled her hands back towards her, softly caressing both her palms on the sides of my right outstretched hand. All the while she beamed a sincere smile.
There was nothing sexual about this introduction. And yet I instantly felt it. The familiar feeling of blood rushing downwards. Down...there.
This fuzzy feeling was instantly followed by sheer panic at the possibility of my visible growth beneath my feeble robe. What if I develop an erection during the massage and I am thought of as a creep? I hadn't had sex in a month. Oh, the humiliation.
Thankfully, my anxious heart pounded the erection away instantly. Phew.
The woman who elicited this reaction was in her late-twenties, around five foot five, curvy and full, with long flowing red hair. Her short fingernails were politely manicured and painted a maroon colour. She was dressed in what almost resembled a black Karate robe, except I knew it had nothing to do with martial arts.
"Follow me, please", Aurora said smiling.
I followed her into another hallway where she stood at the entrance of a white wooden door and ushered me in. The room was relatively small. There was what looked to be a kitchen bench with a sink and a tap on one side beneath a row of cupboards. A narrow massage table stood in the middle of the room, diagonally. At each corner of the darkened room was a softly lit candle. The atmosphere was bewitching.
On the bench were several expensive-looking pump bottles and a box of tissues. This immediately conjured memories of me as a high school senior, furiously masturbating to pornography at every chance I could get. I quickly looked away, as though my thoughts could be heard out loud.
Then I heard a real sound: The door closing behind me.
"I see this is your first time receiving a massage", Aurora said in an upbeat voice as she peered over my answers.
"Yes, I'm not sure what to expect."
I was surprisingly calm. Collected. Direct.
"Well, if you feel uncomfortable at any point, just let me know and I will work around you. There is nothing to be worried about, ok?"
Her smile beamed at me again. Damn.