Y'all gotta know tha' feelin' when ya're expectin' to see someone special, who ya 'avent seen for years? I bet most of ya do, an' I gotta tell ya, tha's the bigges' thrill in tha World...
Eh, but look at me... I keep forgetin' y'all probably ain't fullowin' wha' I'm sayin'. Sumtimes i's a helluva hard to understan' if ya ain't local or at leas' used to it. It would prob'ly be better if I started talkin' in "normal" language, right? So we don' get ya los' in tha story. Nobody likes to go trackin' back an' readin' sumthin for three times, goin' all 'Dafuq did I just read?' before gettin' what was said. Or even worse -- tellin' the speaker to r'peat the las' sentence or two. Righ'? I bet ya'll all agree with me: Sum of ya loudly, an' sum of ya jus' intimately -- even if ya'll be sayin' out loud, doin' tha' knowitall thang: 'Oh come on, I get what she's saying, it isn't that hard.'
So, from now on, I will be talking like this -- well, at least when I'm not doing the dialogues of the Islanders, including my own lines. They must sound original. And yes, I can actually talk like this. It's not as if we Islanders are unable to speak like majors in linguistic sciences. We simply choose not to unless it's absolutely necessary. And yes, when we talk to the outsiders, we do tend to take down a notch from our local dialect, because otherwise most of the people wouldn't be able to understand half of what we were talking about.
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I took the towel and threw it over my shoulder. It was almost 7 PM, and it was the perfect time to go for an early evening swim. It was still hot -- hell, it was hot 0-24 -- but now it became bearable. The heat wave crashed down on us some days ago, and it was proper. Even at night the temperatures rarely went under 85 degrees, and from 10 AM until 6 PM they were hovering around 100.
In all that heat, I was naked all-day round. Partly because of the heat, and partly because I just loved being naked. But now I had to put something on -- even if it was just a short walk from our house to the beach. It was, after all, the Island, and some of the older folks here weren't that keen on completely casual nudity, to say the least.
My Dads (I called him that ever since I was 2 years old and sure as hell wasn't going to change that for the sake of this story) didn't care if I was naked or dressed like a nun -- part of his "Live and let live" motto that he even applied to me, his one and only child, his princess. The same as he never cared if I saw him naked. In our home, it wasn't even something to be bothered about. Both my Mum and Dads were part of the 'golden' generation of nudists in the '80s, and nudity was a perfectly normal thing for them. So I grew up around them being nude almost always when the situation and the temperatures allowed it, and it was the most normal thing for me.
Unfortunately, when they divorced, and Mum and I moved away to the City, she became somewhat more close-minded about everything. Or maybe it was just that my Dad's open-mindedness wore off when she distanced herself from him. She simply became 'normal.' She even complained to me sometimes, when she thought that I was 'too casual' about clothes-free lifestyle. Her City friends were a lot more conservative, so I guess they were the ones feeling offended when I walked around my house in Eva's costume, not caring about their presence there. And then my Mum, instead of defending my choice, decided to conform to their opinion. I didn't care, and sure as hell didn't abide. As I grew older, I found that Mum and I had less and less in common -- and that Dads was really the only parent that really understood me.
Still, there were boundaries that even I respected, such as walking naked across the Town Square. So I put on the white t-shirt and bikini thongs -- hell, folks around here haven't seen me since I was barely sixteen, and it would be a bit rude to give half of them heart attacks now. Though, if I wasn't to be naked, then I chose to go as close as it got to the nakedness. Dads was sitting in his deck chair, reading some book on World War II -- with old fighter planes and orange block letters that spelled "MIDWAY" on the front page cover.
"Dads, I'll be goin' to tha beach now!" I yelled out at him.
"Good on ya," he answered uninterestingly, not even trying to lift his gaze away from the book.
"Be back in an hour or so." And then I asked, for about twentieth time today: "When's He arrivin'?"
"Aroun' 8, deary. Jus' like the las' twen'y times I told ya that," Dads said, a bit annoyed I was disturbing some huge aircraft dogfight in the Pacific. Yeah, kill me, I don't give a rat's ass about wars and stuff like that.
"Jus' checkin', Dads." I truly felt as if I was a six-year-old waiting for Santa to bring me the presents.
"Yah. Sure ya're. Is 'is house all ready?" Dads asked.
"Sure is! Luv ya! Bye!" I replied, already departing.
He just waved goodbye, and I was off. The path to my favorite swim location led directly across His cottage, which my Dads (and me, since I got to the Island) was taking care of in His absence. Yep, His house was really ready. I was here on the Island for three days now, and I went there for about ten times. OK, maybe more. I cleaned all the nooks and crannies, opened all the windows and changed the bed linen. About three times. Because I really messed it up every time with my pussy juice.
I know, I know... I forgot to mention one tiny detail about me: Hi, my name is Anita, and I'm addicted to sex. Not in a "sex addict" way, or as some might call it, not as a nymphomaniac whore who fucked anything human. I have my standards that are even pretty high; I don't change my partners often -- hell, it could be months between two sexual encounters. But I'm horny. All day, every day. Ever since I discovered the pleasures of the flesh (with a minor interlude due to severe broken-heartedness) I haven't stopped cumming, every fucking day of my life at least one orgasm. In all manners possible. There was no chance in hell that I wouldn't get myself off on a daily basis, even when in fever, or in an extremely inappropriate situation. I couldn't even imagine skipping a day. It didn't matter if I was in a room full of people, or at the top of the mountain in freezing cold, or even in a hospital recovering from a tonsillectomy. I came. At least once, often more than that. It was like air or water to me. A delightful necessity. A bit crazy, I know, but at least I didn't do meth, right?
When I enrolled into med school, it opened a whole new world for me. At the anatomy classes, I paid special attention to the body parts that were my erogenous zones. The majority of my colleagues spent their time studying for the exam in the library. I did that too -- when I needed. I never found medicine so excruciatingly hard like most of the med students. It came to me as a given, as if I was simply learning to read. So, most of the spare time I had, I searched, read and applied everything there was to know about sexual arousal of the human body. I also studied a lot of the alternative sciences on the power of touch, of heightening your senses... Whatever was there to help me climax harder, longer, better. I taught myself how to ejaculate before my 19
th
birthday. Shit, I learned how to drive on a highway and do a quick rub without even changing the speed of driving, let alone swerving. And I taught most of my sexual partners how to fuck me properly -- God knows most of them didn't actually know front from the back. Yeah, I was a sexual geek and freak.
One of the problems of being so oriented on sex is that there is rarely someone to talk to about the subject. Now you're thinking: 'What? No one to talk to a woman who wants to talk about sex? Cut the bullshit girl, and let me introduce you to -- men.' But honestly, it's not like that. Men that I knew either got scared or thought I was just a complete slut who was asking them to fuck me. Which lead to me, regularly needing to explain that discussion about sex should not be different than discussing food (it's a basic human need, not something equal to drug-smuggling, for God's sake) and that no -- I don't want to fuck with you just because I find it normal to talk to people about different approaches to massaging the clitoris, so get your fucking hands off of me, please.