Don't let anyone tell you otherwise - there is indeed good wine in the mountains of Vermont.
And many of the ladies were sampling several of the reds and whites that were available at the wine tent.
John, meanwhile, was more of a "meat and potatoes" kind of guy, drinking a can of Old Milwaukee as he made his way around the grounds.
He was beginning to get a nice buzz going when a singular thought hit him like a brick.
'Where's Abraham?'
John hadn't seen him since early that morning at breakfast.
With this on his mind, John saw Kat walking by with Will Parks and thought he'd ask.
"Kat, where's the birthday boy?" John inquired as he broke into a light jog to catch up.
"We were just heading over to see him," Kat replied with a big smile, sipping a tall glass of La Crescent. "Abraham's competing in the discus."
Will immediately snickered.
"Biggus Dickus is in the discus?" he asked.
Kat delighted the men with her rich laughter.
"We're all BIG Monty Python fans, John," she told her assistant, feeling the need to explain the reference.
"We did the marathon, remember?" she recalled with a sexy grin. "We must have watched, what, - "
"It was like 10 straight hours," said the heavyset Will, who happened to be drinking - rather chugging - the same beer as John.
"Oh, there he is. Shh, shh, shh," Kat said as the three sat down.
Abraham was poised in the circle, getting ready to launch the discus as thunder boomed off in the distance.
Abraham carefully went through all the steps.
The brawny, soon-to-be 31-year-old put his non-throwing hand beneath the discus for support. His throwing hand, which meant his right, was on top of the discus with his fingers evenly spread.
He faced away from his target.
The multi-sport athlete then began to rotate his torso clockwise, bringing the discus as far back as he could, holding it in his right hand only.
Big Abe assumed the power position, with his left side planted and firm, and his left arm pointed forward. With the crowd hushed with anticipation, Abraham continued shifting his weight forward as he pivoted his hips.
With his arm up at a 35-degree angle to release, the discus left his hand smoothly off the index finger with his hand at about shoulder height.
Abraham got off a beauty. His discus soared off into the distance.
You could hear ooh's and ahh's...and a smattering of laughs and chuckles.
For the women were impressed not only with Abraham's powerful throw, but also tickled to no end with the sight of his pendulous penis, swinging down and around his lower thighs.
As much as Abraham tried to control each and every part of his body in getting off the perfect throw, there was almost nothing he could do to limit the movement of his free-swinging, whale-sized willy, which cavorted about with a life all its own.
The women were dazzled, not only by its peculiar, massive size, but also by its animated bouncing, as if it were a playful puppet being tugged by strings.
Abraham first took a bow for his final, winning throw, then delighted the awe-struck women by emphatically swiveling his hips, causing his lengthy, flaccid organ to flop side to side, over and over again.
"Jesus, that goddamn thing almost wraps around his waist," Will laughed, both impressed and amused.
Many of the women were either pointing, bent over laughing, or in some cases, rushing over to Big Abe to get a picture with him, the novelty factor of his humongous appendage having sort of its own gravitational pull. News of his absurdly-sized penis had already begun to spread all throughout the grounds.
"(Laugh) Way to go, Abraham!" Kat shouted from afar, as she, Will and John had begun to make their way over to another event.
Abraham kept on swiveling his hips, his monstrous appendage slapping the outer edges of his hips with a noticeable amount of heft.
In the multi-talented Abraham, CFNM Games I had its symbol of unprecedented phallic achievement.
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There were many things to remember about the first Games, and one of them, sadly, was that Mother Nature did not cooperate.
In the early part of the afternoon, the skies opened, and both competitors and fans alike were dashing for the tents.
Alcohol consumption increased during the two-hour rain delay.