"Kat, you're crazy," Arthur insisted.
"Why am I crazy?" she fired back.
Art let out a deep sigh.
"I think it's pretty balls to the wall," Chandler chimed in.
"See?" said Kat enthusiastically.
The kitchen table of Kat's spacious Vermont home was rife with discord.
"An Olympic-style event, where all of the men are bare-ass naked? Dicks flopping around in plain sight?" Art described, put off by the notion.
A candid description, but apt nonetheless. Kat had to chuckle.
"That's how they used to have the Olympics?!" she said.
"It's true," Mary Ellen said, while enjoying a pear. "There are indisputable records," she stressed, "going back to fifth century BC that confirm it was common practice for all male track and field athletes to compete in the nude."
"She's absolutely right," her mom confirmed.
Art again just sighed.
"This is Abraham's DREAM," Kat stressed, with an adorable laugh. "His dream. Can't you guys help 'em out?"
There was silence at the table.
"John's on board," Kat said.
John was suddenly a bit nervous, worried Kat might spill the beans about his massive CFNM fetish. He didn't know how the other guys would take that.
But they didn't let on.
"He's the new guy?! Of course he's on board. He doesn't wanna rock the boat," Cliff Clifton belted out.
Sue, Kat's middle child, decided to approach the topic from a different angle.
"Can't you guys do a little something to even the playing field? C'mon, fellas. You know how much female nudity is exploited in today's society?" the plucky blonde noted.
"She has a point, guys," Chandler agreed with some lightheartedness. "Hey, we even have a big sign all ready to go. CFNM Games I. Big Roman numeral. The first of many, we hope..."
John glanced around the table, seeing the variety of expressions on the men's faces.
Three of the guys were into it, three not so much.
"Now if you threw some boobs and bush into the mix, now you're talkin,'" offered Baxter Brandt.
Now it was Kat who sighed.
"You're missing the point, Bax," she said, as Paige turned up the radio just a bit, to hear Peter Gabriel's 'Sledgehammer.'
"Cee, Eff, Enn, Emm," Sue spelled out. "You do know what it stands for, don't you?"
"Sue, lemme take this. Baxter, the whole point - "
"No, Kat, I got it," Chandler jumped in. "Look, there's gonna be great food, unlimited beer, great music. Kat and her daughters as the judges. Guys, what do we got to lose?"
"Our clothes, for one," kidded Art.
"There's prizes," Kat said enticingly. "Best abs...cutest butt...a sportsmanship award (laugh)..."
The men were perking up a bit.
"Biggest schlong," she added, long and drawn out, eliciting chuckles from the entire room.
"Oh, well, might as well have Abraham's name engraved on the trophy already," quipped Reece.
"Thing looks like one of the sandworms from the movie, Dune," Bob belted out.
Kat waited for the crescendo to die down.
"There IS a first, second and third for every category, so..."
"What are some of the events?" John posed.
"Uh, potato sack race, wheelbarrow race..." Kat went on.
"Whole lotta dick flopping going on," laughed Chandler.
Most of the men joined in on the laughter themselves.
"And then, some that are a little more risque," Kat added. "Who has the best, ahem, stroking technique...who can shoot the furthest..."
The guys' eyes all widened.
"W-w-wait...we're gonna have masturbation involved here?" asked Reece Bing.