I don't even remember who told me about the house across the street from my high rise condo building but I believe it was a former owner who mentioned that the woman who rented the top 3rd floor of the house facing us had the propensity to lounge around in the nude, frequently standing in front of the window. Piquing my lascivious interests, if I had to get up at night for any reason I'd casually stroll past the balcony slider in the hopes that she'd be performing.
Years went by and nothing. I thought it must either be urban legend or she had long left the neighborhood. But I still found the story titillating so why not keep checking? Couldn't hurt and anyway it was on the way to the kitchen so if she didn't appear I could still make a sandwich.
One night about 2am I hopped out of bed and took my stroll around the window (you long ago knew where this was going, right?) and I caught just a flash of someone crossing in the light. I did the quintessential double take and backed up. Again it happened and this time because I was paying attention I could see it was a woman and she was clearly naked. Acting like I'd had a Bigfoot sighting I went running for my binoculars in hopes she'd still be there. Okay, Okay, I know this comes across as a little teenagerish but I've always believed that a vast swath of men's brains are on the level of a 13 year old so judge if you must.
My lights were off so I assumed she couldn't see me. She started touching herself and before I knew it she got it rolling like an Amsterdam red light district display window. The only obvious purpose in doing what she was doing was to attract the weaker of the species, like hanging a bug zapper in the patio. In this neighborhood it was the unexpected because there were a very limited number of viewing angles, a very limited number of possible interested parties and...I couldn't take my eyes off her.
Her long dark red hair fell across her bare breasts. It started to turn me on and without thinking my underwear dropped to the floor and I was holding my dick in one hand and the binoculars with the other. It was like a neighborhood peep show and this girl was working it. Her hands roamed her luscious body like she knew I was there and every move calculated to get me off. I watched her for a time until I absentmindedly shot my wad on the dining room carpet. Wow, what was going on here?
Very unusual for me to forget where I was and do something like that but this was an unusual circumstance. I'd have to clean that in the morning...
The following night I couldn't help but see if she was back on stage so I popped up at 2am and, as if on cue, there was the nameless, unidentified window girl that caused my carpet to have to be steam-cleaned. At least this time I didn't have to go running for the binoculars because I left them in the ready position from the night before. I kept thinking, who is this meant for? Not wanting to waste a perfectly good situation I just took it all in and suspended the questions, oh, and took towel precautions to save myself a carpet bill.
The next night, ditto, there she was again and touching herself in ways I didn't know could be done. I kept the lights off as usual so I could see her but she couldn't see me. Still, why did it feel like she was performing just for me? I decided there had to be somebody else in my building watching her. I climaxed again and went to bed.
In the morning when I stepped out on my way to work there was a folded note slipped partially under the door. It read:
"I hope you've been enjoying me as much as I've enjoyed watching you. If you'd like to get closer just invite me over. See you tonight". And she signed it, 'Your girl'.
Let me just say I was not a little freaked out but a LOT freaked out. Questions are flying around my head like, 'How did she know I was standing there?', 'How did she get in the building since it's a locked security building?', 'Do the house owners know she's doing this?', 'Are any other voyeurs seeing this besides me?', and on and on until I'm starting to think I'm losing my marbles or what is left of my marbles.
As to her suggestion that I invite her over, I was petrified that somehow I'd gotten in the sphere of a possible psycho and I was headed for an early exit if I gave the go ahead to this liason. 'Fatal Attraction' anyone? On the other hand, chimed in my little brain, this might be one of those things that you fantasize about forever but never actually happens and it might be the opportunity of a lifetime. But I knew nothing about her so I was playing a dangerous game by biting on this invitation.
I thought about it all day long and there was a very heated argument between my sex drive and my better judgement. In the end, my better judgement was losing the argument because she had managed to get me off 3 days in a row all the way from a window across the street. Imagine what she might be able to do up close and personal? I know, it's a flimsy argument but the cock wants what the cock wants. Logic be damned.