There was a knock at the door, who could that be I thought to myself. I butted out my cigarette and answered the door.
"Delivery"
I signed for the package but I don't remember ordering anything. Looking at the package there was no return address and the postmark was from India. I open it and out falls a DVD with play me. Lighting another smoke my curiosity got the better of me and I put it on right away and hit play.
What I saw next got me so fucking pissed off.
"Hi there asshole" the TV beamed out "that's right it's your ex-wife you miss me? Aww you did that's too bad because I don't miss you!!" and then the bitch started laughing at me. I quickly stopped it.
I can't believe that ex-bitch of mine Kristi sent me a DVD of what? What did she want with me, she's is the one after all who found another piece of ass online and left me. After all those years together that bitch found somebody else.
I sit down and roll a joint to calm myself. Then I decide to watch the rest I mean there had to be a point right?? I hit play again.
"So I thought I'd send you this movie" she walks back and on the screen she is wearing nothing I instantly got hard seeing those big tits of hers again.
She sits on the bed beside him "Well Ritchie, I just wanted to say thank you. For what you might be thinking. Well for being an ass to me all those years. You thought keeping me locked under house and key was going to keep me there. All those names you called me made me stronger, I don't take shit from anyone now"
As she was rambling on I could see him there, he started playing with her tits, and those were my tits before he stole them from me. I don't quite remember what all she said except for the next thing.
"Hey Ritchie, remember when you took me to get the tongue ring" the bitch sticks her tongue out showing it off "you really never got to experience it did you?" and then she starts licking HIS cock. I light another smoke and quickly grab a beer. I look at the TV and watch her, my Kristi giving that asshole a blow job. But she was looking right at me through the camera.
"I never tried to deep throat you did I Ritchie? Well guess what I can do" and with that she took the bastard down her throat. I didn't realize it but I was slowly stroking my cock watching my ex-wife suck off the guy she left me for.
Then he takes her, I think that asshole's name was Bob or something and lays her on the bed but she is still looking at me. Bob then starts eating her pussy, she lets out a moan then looks right back into the camera.