There was little debate that my ex wife had provided me the most erotic sexual display I had ever seen. And being a single guy, I've seen plenty. Alone in her room, behind her locked door, I watched her pregnant self massage turn into an angry masturbation session. The fact that it was me she was angry with just made it that much more pornographic.
Sure, I had watched without her knowledge. And no, she did not know our son forgot to formally end his Skype call to me. That she continued the call, with the TV on standby, to my leering eyes. If it wasn't for the lotion, my penis would have caught fire from all of the rubbing.
There was little to do Monday but watch the DVR recording I made of her over and over. Despite all of the depravity, vagina stretching, breast oiling, belly polishing, my favorite part was just watching her undress. The voyeuristic pleasure of watching a woman expose herself, when she believes that she is most private, is incredibly erotic. Exciting. Orgasmic.
I spent Tuesday at work thinking of Beth. What she was doing. Thinking of ways to once again turn on the video connection. I couldn't just call her, and she never called me from her room with Skype. I'd have to try and strategize ways to make Tom call and repeat the accident.
Leaving work to pick up Tom, I stopped and grabbed up a new video game. I figured I would reward him for the sexual treat he provided his dad, even though he was only 12 and had no idea what a sexual treat was. Or maybe he did. Kids seem to know much more these days, much earlier.
I picked up Mortal Kombat despite knowing his mom would not approve. Most of the games Tom wanted to play were rated MSN β Mom Says No β and it was an agreement between us that if she didn't know it, she couldn't no it.
I pulled up to Tom's school, on the complete opposite side of the block compared to my normal path. It was just closer to the video game store and saved me two lights. I got out and brought the game, figuring I'd give Tom a little surprise on the spot when he hopped out of the doors.
As I approached the front of the school, I realized bringing the game was a mistake. There was his mom, back to me, chatting on the phone. Beth was watching both the door and my usual approach path like a hawk. And once again, she was interrupting my time with Tom.
I assumed she was keeping an eagle eye out for my appearance due to her recent transgressions. Exposing yourself, in public, to your ex husband, is not on any divorced woman's list of favorite things. But there she was again in the same black, soft cotton dress. Hem cut just above her knees with the swooping back to match the open front.
Sure, it was a dress made for pregnant woman, in the most comfortable fabric known to man, to provide the most relaxed feeling known to woman. The design was meant to flex with a growing body. Breath for the itchy skin. Provide an attractive look for the emotionally sensitive woman with 30 more pounds than she was used to.
Still, walking towards Beth, staring at her ass, noting that once again she was not wearing underwear, the dress seemed less appropriate for the school yard and more appropriate for the bedroom. The problem was, by the time women closed in on their eighth month of pregnancy, their "who gives a fuck" value was starting to peak. They would wear what they wanted, when they wanted.
Instead of walking up to Beth, I aimed for the tree filled park behind the sidewalk she was standing on. Beth didn't notice me, too busy constantly rubbing her belly with one hand, holding her phone with the other. I circled wide, trying to make sure I stayed out of eyeshot and approached from her back.
And what an approach from the back. I stared at her shapely ass, outlined nicely by her dress. Once again, the dress was wedged into her butt. An apparent side affect of not wearing underwear. I wondered if she could even feel the dress buried in her bottom. Not that it was fat, just that her body had so many other aches to focus on.
My eyes moved up her back, pleased at the lack of bra strap streaking across her exposed skin. Instead, I stared at Beth's bare skin from the middle up, and from the shoulder blades in. Nothing around her neck. Straps that formed sleeves, extending just briefly down her arms.
I crept up to a tree about 30 feet away and sat. I was unnoticed. I held up my fingers, blocking out the dress. It was a lame attempt to create the illusion she was naked, possibly bent over in front of me. And then my mind warped even more.
I grabbed my phone, turned on the camera, and began taking pictures of Beth. Taking advantage of the ultra high def feature, I zoomed in on her exposed upper body, capturing her blonde hair and freckled back. I moved low, zooming in on her bottom, capturing the dress poking into her ass crack.
Suddenly, hands filled up my view finder. Beth's casual rubbing of her stomach moved to her bottom. I looked around, made sure nobody was paying any attention to me, and began snapping more. The sneaky thing about phones is you don't have to hold it up and look like you are taking a picture. I just held my phone on my knee and pointed.
Beth's hands moved to the soft, lower flesh of her ass and scratched, moving her fingers into the folds of her bottom, pulling on it as she itched it. Beth opened her bottom gently, as people do when they are comfortable, and itched. Without a doubt, she was fingering her asshole as she scratched.
It was a short, meaningless action, one that disappears into time and space. Unless, of course, someone is taking pictures. I kept pressing the little red square, knowing that plenty of storage space existed. Now, if I had a camera, and had to go get the pictures developed, I would have lost this precious moment. But, the new digital age made moments like this so easy to treasure for life.
Arching, Beth slowly rubbed her back. More basic, every day movements. In her dress, pregnant, sans panty, and butt crease on display, the basic was debasing. I was not concerned. Arching, twisting her upper body, I managed a few profiles of her well defined breast. I was hopeful that the resolution captured her nipples.
After the arch, Beth turned things up a notch and squatted. The same squat that gave me a return visit to her hairy vagina the other day. But, now, thinking she was off by herself, Beth wasn't concerned. I didn't doubt her back was aching, and I performed the exact same move myself frequently. However, in Beth's case, she was wearing breathable, stretching cotton. I could easily make out the white of her ass.
Holding up a dark piece of fabric to skin is deceiving. Just ask the early adopters of lulu lemon yoga pants. How many poor girls bought black pants, expecting to hide everything, only to have people at school tell them the color of their underwear.
Beth's ass was experiencing the same, happy phenomenon. Even better, she was not wearing underwear. So, the pale white butt that began to make an appearance was just that - Beth's pale white butt. It was even more pronounced when the black fabric on her lower back remained dark. Beth's ass was taking center stage.
I filled up my monitor with the exposure. I was shaking, trying not to look at Beth in her exposed position. I had to focus on getting the shots. When I had a few, I switched to video, zooming out, capturing her show. She just kept chatting away to someone about furniture for some room.
Seeing one more tree between us, about 20 feet from Beth, I figured I'd chance it. Leaving the video on, I closed my wallet phone and stood up, pointing it right at her ass while I approached. Closer I walked, quietly on the grass, pretending that I was just carrying my phone as I always did. When I got to the tree, I sat.
Beth was still in her squatted position, like she was peeing, stretching her back. Apparently she had learned her lesson from the other day, closing the front exposure between her legs by pushing down with her right elbow as she held her phone, and pulling up on the bottom hem with her left hand.
With all of the stretching and maneuvering in the front, the back of her dress was hugging her butt. Hell, it was stretching tightly around it. Form fitting to it. If it was clear from my previous vantage point, it was obvious from my new one. The fabric was barely 75% functional. Which meant that 25% of Beth's ass was visible. And 25% of Beth's ass is 100% better than most woman's.
Beth's asshole was on display. The hairs around it. The folds of her vagina, bulging low, like she was about to pee in the woods. The opening to her birth canal. There was none of the double ply, swimsuit material that are now sewn into every pair of yoga pants. This was breathable cotton. America's fabric.
I wanted to crawl forward and pull her dress back. To reveal the other 75%. To watch her pee. To watch her poop. Instead, I toggled back to camera mode and made sure I had the highest definition pictures that I could of the plump, upside down heart before me.
The bell rang. I almost jumped. I moved my body to and made it seem like I was texting on my phone. I didn't even look at Beth. And, she still didn't look at me. Pretending to text, I started another video. They always say "Be ready for the shot." Or something like that.
As the parents and kids were re-united, Beth's turn eventually came as well. Tom popped out, fast walking out to Beth.