I woke up to the muffled sound of laughter. I could feel sun washing over my body as it shone down through the window onto the bed. I was sprawled out, covering most of the mattress, wearing only a pair of plaid boxers. I looked at my watch; it was 10 am. I couldn't believe that it was already this hot so early in the day. It must have been 90 degrees. I wondered if this was normal for Las Vegas in April. It had been snowing in Iowa a few days ago.
My head was pounding. I felt a little sick to my stomach - the result of too many tequila shots the night before. My best friends and I had been determined to enjoy every minute of our spring break in Sin City, so we'd had to go to a club after we checked into the hotel at 11 pm. We were so excited to be away from our small boring college town, where both bars closed promptly at 1 am. We'd partied until the earlier hours of the morning before returning exhausted to our shared hotel room.
I walked over to the en-suite bathroom. The countertop was already littered with items: deodorant, tooth paste, and cologne. I should have known that squeezing four guys into a one-bedroom suite with a single bathroom would be a messy affair. I rubbed the sleep from my eyes as I looked into the mirror.
I had a major case of bedhead; my wavy blonde locks were more tussled than usual, sticking up in disarray in various places. A white crust of drool was dried near my lower lip. I looked into my icy eyes before splashing my face with a palm-full of cold water.
I started to brush my teeth when I heard someone enter the bathroom. I could see Diego in the mirror's reflection. He was only wearing a pair of red swim trunks that stopped a few inches above his knees. They clung tightly to his muscular thighs as he moved. The intense light from over the bathroom sink shined down against his caramel-colored skin.
Diego sidled up next to me at the sink as he reached for a container of hair gel. He started working the sticky substance into his black hair, giving it a shiny quality.
"Last night was intense, huh, Jake? I can't believe that we all got so fucked up. I could hear Noah puking right after he woke up. He's such a light-weight." Diego chuckled. "You seemed to have a good night, though. I can't believe what you did to Wylie; it was so brutal."
I wondered what he was talking about. I could remember chunks of the evening, but clearly not as much as him. I tried to think back over the night. I recalled going to a club, drinking lots of shots, chatting up a hot blonde, and falling into bed. It was like trying to remember the details of last summer's action blockbuster; I could picture the major action sequences, but not much more. I spit out the mixture of toothpaste and saliva from my mouth.
"What are you talking about? What happened with Wylie?"
"Oh, you don't remember?" he asked casually. "He was really into this fit blonde who was at the club with a few of her friends. She was the one with the big tits, if that jogs your memory. Wylie was making progress with her, then he went to the bar to grab some drinks for her and her friends. When he came back, you and the blonde were all over each other. You had your tongue down her throat."
I was starting to remember a few more details from the night before. I could picture the blonde in better detail. She was short and curvy, with a thick ass. She had worn a dress that had a deep cut in the front; I couldn't believe that her huge breasts had stayed in place. An ex had told me that women use double-sided tape to help avoid potential nip slips when they wear those types of outfits. I remembered that we had kissed a bit, but her friends had pulled her away; they'd wanted to take her with them as they'd all left for... well, for wherever else they'd been headed.
"Wylie bitched about you being a cock-block for the rest of the night," Diego said as he finished styling his hair. He still seemed amused by the whole situation. "I'm surprised you don't remember. He was giving you a death stare in the taxi back to the hotel."
We both walked into the main living area of the suite. Ennis and Noah were sitting on the coach. Apparently, they had already hooked up the game console to the TV. They were oblivious to me and Diego, already laser-focused on shooting zombies.
Ennis had sunglasses perched on his short, auburn hair. He was wearing a white tank top and baggy green swim trunks. He was really proud of his biceps; he would start wearing sleeveless shirts as soon as the temperature hit 70 degrees each spring. Noah was shirtless and wearing loose-fitting black swim trunks. He was a bigger guy; his stomach pooched out a fair amount. His chest was covered in thick, black hair that partially obscured his small nipples.
I could see Wylie crouched next to his duffel bag near the corner of the room. I walked over to him and tapped him on the shoulder. He slowly rose, turning to look me in the eyes with a smile on his face.
"Hey, sorry about last night," I said. "Diego was just telling me about my party foul. I can't even remember it; I was so fucked up."
"It's not a big deal," Wylie responded in a wooden tone. "I'm sure I'll hook up with an even hotter girl tonight. Just don't cock-block me again."
It sounded like he was trying to force a laugh after the last sentence. I didn't quite think that he was as cool with everything as he was letting on.
Wylie and I had some baggage in our friendship. Last summer, his (now) ex-girlfriend had kissed me when I was wasted at a party. I had told her I couldn't fuck over my best-friend like that, and we didn't end up doing anything, but she'd broken up with him a few days later. After drinking away some of his sorrows, he had told me that he had always been a little jealous of how easy I had it with girls. He had talked about how, at 5'8" and with a "normal" body, most girls wouldn't even give him a second glance. He'd told me that he wished he could look like me: 6'2", muscular frame, a big smile with near-perfect teeth, blonde hair, and azure eyes.
I had genuinely felt bad for my friend, but I also thought he was over-simplifying things. It wasn't like my life was perfect. There had been tons of times I had been rejected. I had tried to tell him this to let him know we all deal with those struggles; he kept reiterating that we weren't in the same situation. We had never really talked about it after that one evening.
I noticed that Wylie was starting to apply sunscreen to his arms; he had just pulled the bottle from his bag. He was wearing a sky-blue T-shirt and dark-gray swim trunks.
"I'm guessing the swim trunks aren't a fashion statement?" I asked.
"We decided that it's so sunny, and too fucking hot, compared to back home. So why not hit up the pool for an hour or two? We can have a few drinks to help with our hangovers. And we can grab some lunch afterwards," Diego said.