I work with a woman named Dana. Gorgeous! Close to six feet tall. Long blonde hair that ran down to the middle of her back and wrapped around a thin, friendly face. Piercing blue eyes and ruby red lips. Her curves would make a great road course. 36-24-34. Long, long legs. And every inch tanned to perfection. Her smile and laugh lit up any room when you were lucky enough to be there. She was also painfully shy. She was a wallflower. You could usually find her standing next to a wall unless she was in a very small group of very good friends. Once you cracked through that wall, you found the true Dana. She was also, for lack of a better term, a people pleaser. Not so much because she wanted to do whatever was asked of her, but because she didn't like conflict of any kind. I never saw her say no to anyone.
And dumber than a bag of hammers.
I was one of the few males that had managed to break through that wall and get to know her. At least a little. I was easily 15 years her senior. She'd never been married as far as I knew. Heck, for all I knew, she'd never had a boyfriend. She'd traveled the world with her parents as a child. We would chat and small talk. Occasionally we would come as close to playfully flirting with each other without flirting. I think she felt safe with me because of our age difference.
The other day she asked me if I would mind taking her downtown to pick up her car from the mechanic. Of course, I told her yes. When the day arrive, it was a warm, sunny summer day. During the drive we enjoyed chit chat and talked about our upcoming vacations.
The mechanic was located in a seedier side of town. His lot was full of old, junk cars he was supposedly restoring in his spare time. It was fairly obvious some hadn't moved in years. When I finally found a space big enough to fit my truck, she leaned across the center console and gave me a peck on the cheek.
"Thank you so much! I really appreciate you bringing me over here, Mark."
I waved a dismissive hand at her. "No problem! Anytime!"
Anytime for sure! Anytime I can spend alone with that sexy body of yours, I'm all in!
"So, what do I owe you?"
"Owe me? Please! You don't owe me anything."
"No! Really, seriously. What do I owe you? Please let me give you something," she practically begged.
Oh, you can give me something, alright!
I thought for a second. I turned to her and smiled. "Well, you know what the old saying is? 'Gas, grass, or ass'. Ha ha ha!" I laughed.
She cocked her head. "Really? Is that what they say?" she asked sincerely.
I chuckled. "Really? You've never heard that expression before? C'mon, I'm not
that
much older than you are!"
She shook her beautiful blonde head. "No, I don't think so. 'Gas, grass, or ass'. Nope, that's a new one."
I laughed again. "Ha! I can't believe you haven't heard that. But no, seriously, don't worry about it."
"No no! You took the time and trouble to bring me over here..."
I cut her off. "Really, it wasn't any trouble at all."
She thought about it. "'Gas, grass, or ass'. Well, I don't have any money to give you for gas."
I waved a hand at her again. "Don't worry about it, Dana."
"Grass? I assume that's, like, marijuana? Isn't that what they used to call marijuana?"
"Ha! Oh, you remember that one, huh? Ha ha! Yes, that's what they used to call marijuana. Grass, weed, Mary Jane..."
"Well, I don't do drugs..." She furrowed her brow and wagged her finger at me. "And you'd better not either, buster!" I laughed and shrugged my shoulders. "Oh my goodness! You'd better not!"
"Ha ha ha! I don't anymore. How's that?"
"Okay. That's better," she said sternly. She paused. "So that leaves ass, I guess." She turned her head to me. "Do you want it now or later?" she asked quite innocently.
I wonder if she knows what "ass" means?
"Uh...uh...I, uh..." I wasn't sure how to answer that since I didn't know if she knew what she was asking or not.
"Let's go ahead and do it now and get it out of the way. I don't want to go through the rest of the day knowing that I owe you something. Is that okay with you?"
I shrugged my shoulders. "Uh, yeah, sure. That's fine, I guess."
"Great! But let's try to be quick about it. We both have to get back to work. I sure don't want them to think we fell off the face of the earth or anything!" I laughed and nodded my head. She picked up her purse and started rummaging through it. "Let's see...when your son put his, you know, thingy, uh, you know, there, he made it all slick first. I know I have some hand lotion in here somewhere, doggone it. I can never find anything in...there it is! I knew I had some!"
Holy shit! She's actually talking about me fucking her ass! Holy shit!
As soon as she mentioned my son, I knew what she was talking about. We'd been at her house recently installing some flooring and one thing lead to another. My son wound up plowing her ass while I wrecked her slit.
She really is an ignorant cunt! Thank God for ignorant cunts!
She daintily slid her skirt down her long, toned legs and pulled it over her high heeled shoes. Then she climbed onto the seat and onto her knees so she was facing away from me. Just that quickly I was staring at her heart shaped ass. Her brown rosebud was winking at me.
"Hmmmm. No panties today, Dana?" I asked in a joking tone. "Aren't you the naughty girl?"
"Oh, I never wear panties. I feel much freer without them," she said matter-of-factly. "Plus, it's just that much less laundry I have to do," she giggled. She handed me the tiny bottle of hand lotion. "Would you mind applying this, you know, there, please?"
I smiled a crooked smile. "With pleasure."
I squirted some of the skin-colored goo onto my finger. She gasped at the first touch of the cold liquid to her twitching pucker. I slowly rubbed and swirled around it.
With her head bowed, she said, "Mmmmm, that actually feels kind of...OH!" She yelped when my rough, slick finger slipped through her hole.
I chuckled. "Oops, sorry. I guess it's slicker than I thought. I think you're all lubed up and ready to go."
"Oh, good. Thank you."
She's thanking for the ass fucking she's about to take! Ha!
"How about you? Are you ready?"
"Oh, hell yeah! I'm ready." I unbuckled and unzipped my pants while she spun around. I slid them down and reached in, revealing my thick, long trouser snake.
Dana lightly gasped. She'd almost forgotten how big it was. There was an immediate furnace between her legs. "Oh my," she whispered. She reached across the center console and wrapped her long, thin fingers around the shaft. It throbbed in her hand. She involuntarily licked her lips. "Well, uh, gee, yeah, looks like you're just about ready. But, um, let's make sure you're nice and, um, slick, okay?"
Before I could answer, her face was in my lap. My head flew back into the head rest. "Oh fuck!" My hand went to the back of her head. My hips began to thrust into her face. She gagged and gurgled. I felt saliva running down my shaft. "Uhhhggggaaa!" Her chin stopped just above my ball sack. Her throat took on the shape of my log.
After only a couple of minutes, she lifted herself up and released me from her lips. She looked at me and swiped her forearm across her shiny chin. "Okay! Well then, uh, I think, um, I think you're ready."
I nodded my head and looked at her with a wicked grin. "Yeah, I think so."