"You don't have an appointment until 'Mr. Down and Dirty' at noon. I'd say live it up, take your time in the bath tub and I'll go over and get the cathouse in order."
Abigail seized the opportunity, "Thanks, honey, I will!" She heard him go out the front door and the screen slam behind him. She slipped off her sleeping shirt and panties but before getting in the tub she went about shaving her legs and pubic hair.
While she sat on the toilet seat and applied the shave cream she thought she heard something. Opening the door slowly..."Henry?" There was no response. "Henry, is that you?" Something fell in the bedroom. She shut the bathroom door and locked it.
She had her cellphone with her and called Henry. "Someone's in the house, I'm locked in the bathroom. Can you come back? I'm scared."
"Be right there, baby."
Henry came in the back door of his house and moved carefully towards Abigail. He heard her say, "Who's there?"
When he rounded the corner he saw the back of the intruder. Swiftly and stealthily Henry took the man's feet out from under him, taking him face first to the floor. With the guy in a chokehold he was about to do worse damage...
"Please, I can't breathe, don't hurt me, it's Edgar!"
Henry, shaking, checked his rage, "Goddamnit, Edgar, mutherfucker, sonofabitch!!!!!!," slowly releasing him, "What the hell are you doing in my house??!!!!"
"I just wanted to see her naked, that's all! I wasn't going to touch her."
Henry was trying to keep an emotional cap on the situation but was struggling to overcome his fear of having killed someone.
Sitting him down in the bedroom chair, Henry tried to talk to him calmly, "Edgar, you can never do that again. I could have annihilated you, you shit. I know your hormones are chasing you around the room but you can NEVER do that to Abigail or anybody else for that matter."
"I just wanted to see her naked and just slip out the back. I know it doesn't make any sense. Ever since Lana..."
"You ended up scaring Abigail and that is a non-negotiable with me." Reminding himself that Edgar was still the keeper of the secret, he continued, "Look, Edgar, I'm going to have a meeting with the girls today about what we talked about earlier and I'll get back to you. In the meantime, stay out of my house and away from Abigail!"
"Sorry, Henry," he said, then turning to the bathroom door, in a sheepish voice, "Really sorry, Abigail." He walked out of the back.
"He's gone, baby." She unlocked the door and stood there with the shaving cream still melting down her leg. He put his hand on the side of her face. "Look, Abby, why don't you let me do that and and then we'll go over to the house together?"
"What? Shave my legs?"
He took a big breath and long exhale. "Yes, I do have some experience in that area...well not legs exactly but I think the principle is the same. Sit down and put your foot up."
He liberally slathered the cream over her leg and felt the tension ease up in both of them as he began to shave her. He looked up and she had closed her eyes. Quietly he went about it until she softly said, "Careful, Henry, I could get very used to this. I'm kinda getting turned on."
"Oh?" he smiled at her.
Without saying anything he paused, got down on his knees and, with her holding the back of his head, he ate her pussy until she came. "Oh fuuuuccckkk, Henry."
Not missing a beat he went back to shaving her and when he finished the other leg he rinsed her with a wet wash cloth. "That was heaven, Henry."
"I'm glad you liked it. I did it out of pure number two. But if I were you I wouldn't trust me to do your pubic hair."
She laughed, "I can get that. I'll be out in a half hour. I number two you, baby."
While she got ready, Henry paced around the house trying to figure out what to do with Edgar. He'd called a house meeting at 11am since everyone had a schedule opening. Henry kept thinking that since Edgar already thought he was on the team why not put him on the team.
***
The girls and Henry gathered in the greeting room, discussed a few minor things and then Henry brought up the Edgar issue and the morning's incident. "He's completely obsessed with the house to the point of stupidity. It's no defense but his dick is not listening to reason. Unfortunately, he carries around the truth about the sorority house so we can't lose track of him."
"I saw him in the woods with binoculars looking at my room," said Candy. "I've seen him hiding in the backyard," Ginger said nonchalantly. Lana added, "I fucked him so he'd settle down and protect the house, now he wants more?"
"I've got a suggestion so hear me out. Whether we like it or not he knows what the rest of the neighborhood doesn't and we have to preserve that. Secondly, sex is a powerful motivator and he was sniffing around here when he thought you were just pretty sorority girls. Lastly I suggest we take him on as a gopher, helper, whatever. In lieu of pay he gets what he wants on a regular once a month rotation. Because I messed up in the first place I'll pay for his time, whoever's turn it is, so nobody loses any income. This way I can keep an eye on him and I can virtually guarantee his allegiance to the pussy he can't live without and can't afford."
Everyone looked at everyone else like, what? Candy said, "Henry, why are you not working at the U.N.?"
"But we can't let you pay for that," offered Ginger.
"No, I fucked up and you girls are already beyond generous to me. I'll cover your time."
"Since you're paying, why don't you come along?" she growled, "Just kidding, Abby.
"Back to business, girls; Lana, 1:15pm, Ginger, 1;30, Candy, 2, and Abby, you've got a nooner with Mr. Down and Dirty. Thanks, girls, and I'll talk to Edgar."
Before Lana could leave the room he asked to talk to her. "I think you're right we should have a lawyer set up the divorce. It doesn't make sense to stay married when we've clearly moved on. I live in the house now but if we should move on or one of us leaves then we either split the sale profit or one of us buys the other out. Sound like a start?"
"Yes, Henry, that's a good start. You know, Abby must have a good effect on you because you become more of an adult every day I see you."
"Thanks...I think."
"You must really love her."
"Ya, I do."
"I envy her," and she started back to her room.
"I'm sorry."
"Me too," she called back.
Henry answered the knock on the backdoor and let Mr. Down and Dirty in. He was so nicknamed for his insatiable appetite for dirty talk. Dirty talk was pretty common but Mr. Dirty liked an ongoing conversation, his girls as nasty as him. Abigail excelled at many sexual things but her potty mouth could get a eunuch's balls to tingle.
Mr. Dirty was a walking contradiction. In the greeting room he sounded like he came by for a cup of tea with Abigail. "Been looking forward to visiting with Abigail. She's such a sweet girl."
"Well she's waiting for you upstairs. Have a nice time."
Then Henry watched in the monitor and as he opened the door, "Where's my hot little blonde bitch?."
Abigale sat in a stuffed chair wearing a teddy, sheer panties and heels with one leg draped over the armrest and fingering herself, "Your bitch needs some attention from her fuck daddy."
"Oh fuck, I'm getting hard just looking at you, Abigail. I want you to suck my cock and then I'm going to fuck the shit out of that cunt.
"Come here and let me enjoy that fuck stick," she said. He stood in front of her, dropped his pants and she went down on him aggressively. "I love my play toy, so hard and big. Mmmmmm. Guuck, guuck, guuck, guuck, guuck..."
Looking up at him, "All I could think of when I knew you were coming was 'I'm such a lucky girl to have a fuck daddy like you.' Mmmmmmm.
"God, Abigail, you're such a dirty slut. I like 'em slutty and wet," he chuckled, "and you are all that!"
Right then she intentionally let the head of his dick pop out of her lips and bounce for a second. She knew it drove him wild and she did it again. "Oh shit, I love it!"
As he stood fixated on her she slipped out of her panties and massaged her clit while he jerked off.
Getting to her knees she flipped around on the chair and offered up her ass. "Fuck me, daddy!"
She hugged the back of the chair and he excitedly hammered her snatch. The chair moved in increments while she held on and taunted him, "Give it to me, fuck daddy, uhnnn, c'mon, make me cum."
"You cocksucking whore!" he yelled out.
"Make me cum, fuck daddy. Rock my pussy!!"
"You fucking hot bitch!!!"