The Bossy Bitch in 3401
An Erotic Humiliation
in "Millie's Vast Expanse"
Millie Dynamite
© Copyright 2017 by Millie Dynamite
NOTE:
This work contains material not suitable for anyone under eighteen (18) or those of a delicate nature. This is a story and contains descriptive scenes of a graphic sexual nature. This book is purely a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously--any resemblance to actual persons, whether living, deceased, actual events, or locales are entirely coincidental.
The Bossy Bitch in 3401
Across the road, over yonder, in the apartment building, a mere two blocks into the Expanse, lives a man. Let's call him Frank. Franks, a lonely man, a pathetic loser, afraid of change, having locked himself into a comfortable routine. Frank hates his schedule is altered, for he finds change unnerving. But change is coming, change is inevitable, and Franky boy will have to ride the changes like a man on a bucking horse. But, then again, Frank isn't much of a man.
When the mysterious leather-clad woman moves in across the breezeway, well, change happens, shit happens. Franky's in for a revolutionary, life-altering, mind-bending encounter with the Bossy Bitch.
"
I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
."
Dorothy Gail, from The Wizard of Oz
Often, life isn't all bright and cheery. We fall into patterns, develop a comfort with the shape of things, dare nothing, and gain nothing. At times, our complacency's roots are grounded in an event. For Frank, his hum-drum existence had started when his high school sweetheart left him for another, more exciting person. So, Frank settled into a monotonous routine. Fearing for his heart, he risked nothing, expected nothing, and his prospects evaporated. Having no expectations, Frank was never disappointed. He also never experienced the overwhelming joy of experiencing something entirely different.
Living life with his hand as his only lover, for Frank, was utterly comfortable. After all, his hand didn't have headaches, mood swings, or other lovers.
In his work, he was perfectly adequate. So very suitable for the task he performed. As if his mathematic ability, which made him ideal for data entry, wasn't enough of an insult, Frank realized no promotion would ever be offered. And he would never hear a hint of advancement. This pleased him, for a promotion would bring about responsibility with further opportunities.
In truth, those burdens would weigh him down. He might not live up to others' hopes, or worse, they would push him up the ladder until his insufficiencies exposed him as a fraud. He had enough money. He didn't need a new car or a bigger apartment--why hazard anything when you could lose everything?
He made no attempt to have a love life. Women leave you, stomping on your heart in the process. He didn't need his heart warmed by another woman only to have rip ripping his soul out later. The danger of a relationship wasn't worth the reward. He had his hand and the internet--life was tolerable. His life wasn't glamorous or electrifying. He lived an ordered existence. If he could find a woman who delights in his shortcomings, a woman who would be satisfied with his inadequacies, would be a lady worth meeting. He understood no such woman existed.
Frank didn't like change. His neighbors, a gay couple with a small child, had lived across the breezeway for more than two years. He enjoyed watching them through the peephole or the slits in the blinds. He loved to see them play with the kid. So when the gay couple left, he worried what kind of people would move into the apartment.
The apartment stood vacant for two weeks. The complex painted the domicile, replaced the carpets and appliances. While spying on the movers, hauling the old dishwasher, stove, away and installing new ones, Frank wondered if management only replaced things when they had new tenants. He had lived here for five years. No one changed anything for him. Then again, he didn't want anything replaced or altered. He was comfortable with the stains on the carpet. He enjoyed the sound of grinding when the dishwasher cleaned his dishes.
On Saturday at the end of the second week, a young woman--a few years younger than him, say twenty-two or twenty-three--looked at the apartment. She seemed like a biker bitch to him. That wouldn't do, wouldn't do at all. He didn't need freaks in his life, not a freaky lady living across the breezeway.
The following Monday, sitting in the break room at work downing coffee, Frank told his only friend Dave about his distress over the changes. How he had a perception of dread gnawing away at him.
"I think--not positive, but pretty sure--they rented the place to his tough chick," Frank said.
"What do you mean?" Dave asked as he joined Frank at the tiny break table.
"She's muscled up, wears leather--y'know, chaps and a jacket," Frank told him.
"When you say muscular, like a bodybuilder?"
"No, she's just super fit, rippled belly, tight everywhere. Like maybe she's a fitness instructor," Frank explained. "She had the attitude, too, the better than you manner. You could see her arrogance in the way this girl strutted around. Her jacket was flung over her shoulder, and she held the coat with her index finger. So, I think, I mean, well, she looks--well, like, um, she's a dyke."
"I don't think lesbians like the term," Dave said. "Butch might be okay. So, you really believe she's a beaver eater?"
"I don't think," Frank said, clearing his thoughts he wanted to explain things better. "She's rough, she smokes cigars--not ladylike. I don't like women who smoke cigars. She has an unpleasant look about her, hard eyes...you get me."
"No, I don't," Dave said.
"I'm saying, she's like some biker babe. She rode a Harley. They just left her there on her own. The girl meandered around the breezeway, the apartment, the yard in front of the building. She just made herself at home for an hour, smoking her cigars, drinking a beer, and looking at everything."
"I didn't like it. I don't like the woman. But, everything's changing, and I can't stop it," Frank said.
"Yeah, I understand. You ever think maybe things might change for the better?"
"Nothing ever changes for the better. Girlfriends decide you're not good enough, not man enough, and poof!--they're gone."
His life had fallen into a pattern. For years, his weeknights were filled with TV dinners and TV shows. The man's Friday and Saturday nights hadn't changed, not one jot. First, he had two beers at the bar near the apartments, after which he went home and read a book.
Frank didn't want some wild child in the apartment across from him, disrupting his life. He could just see it, her throwing loud parties, coming in at all hours leading some dude like a puppy on a leash. David just didn't understand. For Frant, this woman living across the breezeway from him, this would be a major disaster once the bitch moved into Apartment 3401.
The break concluded, the two men went back to work, entering numbers into spreadsheets. Frank shook the woman from his thoughts, consumed with his work. His tedious, boring work, blessedly free of strife or change, was comfortable. Numbers never change, never lie, and never leave. They're always there when you need them.
The following morning at the break, Dave got how aggravated Frank appeared. He held his tongue for some time. Until the grunts and exclamations, at roughly regular intervals, forced him to ask the question and open the door for Frank to complain about something, anything. The little outcries, finally, compelled his friend to ask. This is what Frank does: bitch, bitch, moan, whine, and bitch more.
"So, what's wrong now?" Dave asked, wanting to just curl up in a ball and cover his ears.
"She was back last night looking around," Frank said. "I don't understand all this window shopping. The manager left her there on her own for hours. I don't understand how the apartment got locked up after she left."
"So, she rolled in on her 'hog' again?"
"No, she drove a Vette, can you believe it? A freaking Corvette. Who can afford that kind of car?" Frank fiddled with his coffee, burned his mouth on his first sip. "Shit," he said. The profanity was new. David had never heard Frank curse, not since they met in fourth grade.
"Man, calm down. You're going to give yourself a heart attack," Dave said. "Still dressed like a gang member?"
"No, she wore some pink, slinky outfit which clung to her every curve. She still had curly blonde hair, but minus the biker bitch outfit. She looked more feminine last night." Frank took another sip of his coffee as he thought about the woman. "She was quite fetching, actually."
"Fetching?"
"Y'know, pretty...Well, no, cute, no, not cute, lovely. Well, better, gorgeous! Yeah, that's the word, man. I sure don't need a woman like her across the breezeway from me."