During the day after my encounter with Miss Smythe, I began to feel a bit anxious about my CCTV 'pot of gold'. I set aside the whole evening to backup my data, all 12 video streams and all the audio channels were ripped from the bookshop system and kept securely on the cloud. Something told me that I needed to be cautious, and this was justified a few days later.
It was 3.30, and the door to the shop opened forcefully. Miss Smythe came in and stepped directly up to the counter. She had an assertive set to her features, which made her significantly less attractive, with no trace of the confused wet soul she had presented the last time she was here.
'Oh hello Miss Smythe' I said brightly, 'how did the presentation go?'
She was evidently not up for banter and spoke rather shortly: 'Yes, thank you Jack, it went fine, and do pass on my thanks to your Aunt. Now, I need to speak...'
'That's no problem,' I interrupted, 'I haven't had chance to mention it to her yet, but I'm sure she would be fine to have helped a damsel in distress.'
This was clearly the wrong thing to say. 'Look Jack, here are the clothes, washed and pressed with thanks' (she laid a bag on the counter), 'but I have been thinking a little more about the incident and my outburst afterwards. I noticed the other day that you have a CCTV camera above the counter.' She pointed at the offending item.
'Oh yes, after a break-in last month we had to install it to be safe, and with an audio recorder too...' At this piece of news she seemed to blanch, but rather than shrinking back from her haughty tone, she rather grew more agitated and stern.
'Well young man, I rather think that I do not like the idea of a recording existing of me behaving inappropriately during my moment of distress, as you call it. I may well have said regrettable things that a good Christian woman like me would never normally say.'
I said nothing in response to this, in part to see where it was leading.
'I do not ever wish CCTV of the event finding the light of day, so I would kindly like to see the recording destroyed please, right away.'
'Oh!' I said, trying to seem vaguely innocent, 'well, I'm sure that will happen automatically, I mean I think the system wipes everything after a month anyway.'
'That is not what I mean young man.' she said, and there was a harsh tone to her voice. 'I mean that I personally want to see the tape wiped, I want to sit and watch it being wiped by yourself, or your Aunt if you do not know how to operate it. I want to see this done in person, and I want to do so before the week is out. I am NOT joking about this, I take my good reputation VERY seriously.'
'Hey, well, isn't that all a bit over the top?' I said, getting defensive. 'I mean, of course I have no intention of doing anything with the recording (I lied) but I don't think it is for you to make demands. However much you were provoked, it was you that was shouting racist insults, not me or my Aunt, so I thought that letting things lie was a kind thing for me to do, rather than reporting it to the police or anything... ' This last bit was probably a bit too strong, but I was starting to resent her tone.
This response was not what she wanted or expected to hear. In school she had always got her own way, she was that kind of teacher. 'I take my reputation in this town very seriously, and if I do not see that CCTV deleted I will make it my priority to drag you and your Aunt's name through the mud with everyone in this community... do I make myself clear?' She was ranting now. 'The mayor is a very close personal friend, and he owes me a LOT of favours, so if I ask him to humiliate you or that Aunt of yours, then that is what will happen. are you now clear young man?!'
'Yes.' I said meekly, but inside I was seething. How dare she threaten my Aunt? In an instant I knew exactly what I had to do. Straight away I said: 'OK Miss Smythe, you will have it your way. I will pull all the CCTV footage offline on Friday night when we close, and will rewind back to when you came in and delete the whole hour. I can't wipe everything for that day as we sometimes have to look back to see when books have gone missing, but I don't think my Aunt needs to see any of what you said... and you don't need to threaten her to get your own way.'
'That will be fine.' she said, visibly relaxing. 'I don't mean to sound horrid.' She put on a winning smile, clearly thinking that she had bullied me into submission. 'You may have always thought of me as a bit hard as a teacher, but underneath I am really quite soft and kind.' She wore a false smile on her face, the dragon of 30 seconds ago hidden entirely. 'I do care for all my former pupils, I love all the boys and girls that I teach, and I wouldn't want you getting into any kind of trouble, so let's just keep this between the two of us shall we? ... I've just ... well I've had a difficult few days myself...' she started to say more and then seemed to catch herself, 'Anyway, it is not for me to bare my soul to a young man like you. So... I'll be off, and see you Friday 5pm sharp.'
'Thank you Miss Smythe' I said, as she turned and walked out, although my mind was already elsewhere. I plodded through the rest of the afternoon, then at five I shut promptly, went upstairs and went to work in earnest.
A bottle of beer in one hand and the mouse in the other, I sat in front of my PC with the most powerful video editing software I could afford now downloading. What a cow, I thought to myself for the umpteenth time. How DARE she threaten us like that... and how stupid was she not to realise that all her threats, and her claim to have the mayor wrapped around her little finger, were ALSO on CCTV.
The first thing I did was quite simple, pulling a long stream from the main camera above the counter of the day she came in wet and swearing and I added the counter microphone feed to it. I did zoom in quite a bit on the middle and blur the edges a little, both so she would not think that it could capture views of where she got changed, but also so it would clearly show very clearly her breasts gleaming in her translucent wet top. I then named this with a dull sounding title linked to the date. Being over cautious, I created a whole weeks worth of similarly named files (albeit these were all blank)- and made a folder called CCTV master upload on the desktop. I remembered to create a dummy feed for today in the same way, just in case she realised that her latest rant was also pretty unsavoury, but I suspected she would not even think of asking me to delete it.
That was 60 minutes of easy work, but no fun. Now, a second beer in hand, was my time to shine and put all my film studies classwork to good use...
Firstly I created a paper timeline of 'splashgate' as I decided to call it. Then I reviewed all the footage on every camera and noted what was potentially useful, angles that caught her nakedness most effectively, for example, frames when she was angry or smiling. Then, (and this was probably the most boring but important step), I wrote down everything she said, both during splashgate and in today's encounter.
You see, I didn't intend just to preserve all the images and sounds, which would be amazing to rewatch, but rather invest time to fully reorder everything, with my best editing skills, and create a much more interesting and explosive bit of film.