I grabbed the Financial Times and my lunch as I left the office. It was just too nice a day to eat in our dreary cafeteria. Besides, I was hoping a change of scenery would help my concentration.
I had been working on a really boring financial analysis all morning. There was nothing challenging about it, but it was taking a lot of time and effort to make sure all of the data was properly reflected in the analysisโand there were distractions.
Somewhere around 10:00 o'clock my ability to concentrate had begun to fade, and my energy had turned to sexual fantasy. It might have had something to do with the boss' executive assistant, Sheila, who came by about then to make sure I would be done with the analysis by the end of the day. Sheila was a looker, to say the least, tall with long sexy legs, great tits, a mane of thick chestnut colored hair, and a tendency to wear revealing clothes, short skirts and plunging necklines, and dramatic make-upโheavy eye shadow and long lashes, bright red lipstick and nail polish. She looked fresh out of Vogue magazine, but with a more attractive weight than a typical high fashion model. I have always found them too skinny to be really attractive. That was not the case with Sheila. But beneath that ever so attractive exterior there lurked a soul determined to use her looks to dominate and control those around her. She was, to put it mildly, a pain in the ass, if you had to actually work with her, as opposed to simply lusting after her.
I (or more precisely, the financial analysis I was preparing) was clearly high on Sheila's priority list for today. Christ, she could have just sent me an e-mail, but instead she walked down the hall in her tight short dress and her stiletto heels and leaned on my desk with her big tits almost falling out of her blouse and bra. There was no fucking way I could look at her face. All I could do was stare at her tits and try to decide, really, no kidding, were those her areolas I could see peaking over the edge of her bra or was it just my lustful imagination at work? Of course she knew I was lusting after her tits, so she kept talking for a long time. Eventually I had to say something in response, so I pulled my eyes away from her tits, looked up at her face, which had this almost smirky smile, and said something mindless like, "I
will
have it done in time."
She backed away, sat down in the chair in front of my desk, and crossed her long legs. I was sure that she had deliberately pushed her dress up as she sat down so that I could see what seemed like miles of tanned, bare, sexy legs. She crossed and uncrossed those long legs as she held a lasciviously red painted fingernail up to her mouth like she wanted to suck on it as if it were a cock. Finally she said, "Okay Ricky, I just need to be sure that you will have it to our office by 5:00 PM. Maybe I should come down here and get it?" I hate it when people call me Ricky. My name is Richard.
Fuck, that is all I need, I thought. There is no fucking way I will get it done on time if she is hanging around here with her big tits and her long sexy legs!
"That won't be necessary," I said, in the coldest tone I could muster.
She continued to suck or chew or whatever it was she was doing on her fingernail for a moment and then rose from the chair and leaned over my desk showing me her tits again and said, "Ricky, I guess we will trust you this time," as though she was speaking for the boss, "but don't disappoint me," as though she was the boss.
With that she sashayed out of my cubicle and down the hall to the boss' office. Meanwhile I adjusted my trousers so there was room for the hard-on that our little encounter had caused.
I suppose I should have been pissed by her arrogance, but her visit just made me horny. For the rest of the morning, I was only good for about 10 minutes of continuous focus on the analysis before my mind would turn to fantasies about how I would like to fuck her. My favorite was one in which I fucked her from behind in the boss' office. It was late on a Saturday afternoon and we were both naked. She was leaning over the boss' desk while I stood behind her holding her nice round firm ass and fucking her like mad with her tits swaying back and forth. As I rammed my cock in and out of her sopping cunt, I occasionally slapped her ass hard enough to leave red marks. That kind of thinking is definitely not conducive to careful analysis of a take-over candidate's financial statements.
So, about a quarter to twelve I decided that perhaps a change of scenery would help me regain my concentration. I gathered up my sack lunch and my morning paper and set out to a nearby park. The hope that a change of scenery would get my mind off Sheila and her oversexed body was not realistic. As I walked the four blocks from my office to the park it seemed like every other woman on the street was wearing a short skirt and stiletto heels and had a plunging neckline that was showing me plenty of cleavage. The world was full of Sheilas!
When I got to the park, I walked up to the top of the hill and spread out my FT and my lunch on a picnic table. I had finished my lunch and was actually making some progress in reading my Financial Times and thinking about something other than Sheila's tits. Then I looked up from my reading and saw her walking along the path at the base of the hill. I guess she likes lunch in the park too, I thought. "Fuck, that woman has great legs!" I muttered under my breath as Sheila's presence quickly towed my mind back into the gutter. As I watched her walk through the park, I was asking myself, "How can I be so obsessed with a woman that acts like such a bitch?"
I watched her until she disappeared behind a grove of trees and brush half way down the hill. I wondered where she was going, knowing that there really wasn't any place to picnic back there.
Fuck! My ability to concentrate on anything but my boss' oversexed secretary was gone. I folded up my paper, tossed it and my lunch sack in a trash barrel, and walked briskly down the hill to see what she was up to. Hmm. Some people might call this stalking. Screw it, I thought! I'm curious about what this bitch is up to. I'll make sure she doesn't see me.
I entered into the wooded area from the opposite side that she had gone in by. I moved carefully and quietly, trying to figure out where she had gone, but I couldn't find her. I wondered if perhaps she had just walked straight through. Then I saw a narrow trail that led through the brush down into a little ravine.
"Hmm. I wonder. . ." I said to myself. Why would she go down there? Well, she probably didn't, but I decided to take a look.