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(Michael)
"You're kidding me, right? There is no way she's going to win."
"Keep thinking that, I'm telling you Michael, she's going to knock Ronda out."
"Oh my god, I'm not sure I can watch this fight in the presence of someone who is so obviously mentally defective."
"It's like that is it?"
"Well, you seem normal and the six months I've known you I thought you were smart, but after that statement I realize you've been fooling all of us."
"Watch it buddy, I'll kick your ass the way Zing is going to do to Rousey."
"Stop, you're killing me."
"Hundred dollars to put your money where your mouth is," she said thrusting out her hand.
I straightened up, "A hundred bucks? You sure you want to bet this?" I eyed her hand, waiting for her to pull it back.
I mean, she was hot and everything, but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. If she wanted to give money away so freely, who was I to stop her?
"Put up or shut up bittttttch!"
The room filled with ooh's and aah's from our friends as she called me out. Shaking my head, I glanced around, we were watching the fight at a friend's house with a dozen or so other people equally mixed with guys and girls. As an active duty Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant, I'd met most everyone after I'd been stationed here almost a year ago. Most of the males were Marines with their girls and a few were part of the local Marine Corps motorcycle club. The first time I'd seen Eva I'd been stricken, she was a dark-haired Mexican beauty. Apparently, she'd dated a member months back and when he left the club, they'd kind of adopted her. Word had gotten to me that she was untouchable, not that guys hadn't tried and a few girls from what I heard, but so far nobody had managed to catch her interest. I thought maybe it was because she was a bitch or something, but every time I talked to her, she was nice, and nobody ever had anything bad to say about her. One of the girlfriends of another member had confided that her last relationship was pretty bad, so she thought it was more that she didn't want to make the same mistakes again versus she wasn't interested in anybody.
"Good enough," I said and grabbed her hand to shake and seal the bet.
"I am going to so love buying a steak dinner with your money, I can't wait," she said.
"That's funny, I was thinking the same thing."
"Keep dreaming pretty boy, the only thing going down harder than you is Ronda."
"I take it back, you're not mentally defective, you can't be to have that good an imagination."
"I have a great imagination, I'm imaging how I'm going to spend your money right now. I think I may go clothes shopping after my steak dinner."
"That's cute, I'll tell you what, I need a new battery for my motorcycle, I'll take a pic of it and send it to you so you can feel better about paying for it. You'll feel like you chipped in on my bike."
The next couple hours passed quickly as we kept talking trash to each other. We relaxed and joked, each giving as good as we got and constantly teasing each other while drinking with our friends. Finally, the title match was getting ready to play, I was sipping a Blue Moon beer and had taken a seat on the corner of the couch. She plopped down next to me, her leg touching mine. I looked at her as she pressed against me trying to think of something to say, then more people came in the room and the moment passed.
Clearing my throat, I looked at her, "You know your girl is getting knocked out in the first minute, right?"
"Keep dreaming."
"I guarantee it."
Looking at me she took a sip of her beer, "What do you want to bet?"
"Wh..what?" I stuttered.
"You heard me, if you're so confident what else you got to bet?"
The noise of everybody else talking was covering our conversation, I looked around and everybody was doing their own thing and nobody was paying the slightest attention to us.
Her tone was playful and a little suggestive but I didn't know her well enough to know where she was trying to lead me. I didn't want to go over the top and have her think I was a jerk, but I also didn't want to let this opportunity slip away so I decided to test her out a little.
"What did you have in mind?"
She looked at the television then said, "I want your bike for a week next month, the Bikes, Blues and Barbeque motorcycle rally is going on and I want to go and I don't want to ride bitch with anyone."
I choked on my beer while she talked and barely recovered when she looked at me, trying to clear my throat with tears in my eyes, "You do realize what you're asking right? You do know motorcycle riders consider their bikes their most prized possession?"
"Duh, I only hang around you guys all the time, of course I know. Most of you have an obsession bordering from unhealthy to downright perverted."
"I won't argue with that, but you've seen my bike, it's a custom job. I've spent almost as much money on aftermarket as I did on the bike itself."
"I know, that's why I want to ride it."
"Yeah, that's not going to happen, that bike means more to me than anything."
"There's nothing you want from me that's worth that?" she asked brazenly taking a sip of her beer.
I deliberately looked at her body, "Oh, I can think of something but I'm pretty sure you won't like it."
She rolled her eyes as I pointedly stared at her chest.
"Why do guys always go there?" she asked.
"Hey, you brought up betting, not me and you're the one insinuating."
"Yeah, well, that's off the table, so think of something else if you want to bet."
"So how crazy are you talking here?" I asked.
She shifted to face me better causing her leg to move from mine, I immediately felt the loss of warmth from her leg, looking down I frowned.
"Think low R rating, not X."
"That's a good rating," I said.
Realizing that I couldn't be too blatant but she might be willing to do something a little bit crazy I quickly came up with an idea.
"Ok, how about you be my maid for the weekend, complete with outfit," I whispered.
She glanced back at me and mulled it over for a second while looking around to make sure nobody was paying attention to us, "That's possible. By weekend you mean..."
"Friday night to Sunday."
"You have to feed me the entire time."
"Done."
"What do I have to do?"
"Cook, clean, whatever I want, but you have to wear the maid outfit all weekend."
"Who buys it?"
"I will."
"I get to pick it."
Even though we were whispering I made sure to emphasize my next words, "HEEEELLLLLLL NO! I'm telling you right now I'm going to find the smallest outfit I can, if I can find one that's sheer I will, and it won't have a back! It'll damn near be a lacy black apron."
"WHAT?!" she whined.