August 14, 2009
Dear Diary,
What a day! Now I've seen everything. And when I tell you what happened, you'll agree! It started when we went down to visit Tim's parents. With this heat wave, we decided to spend the day at Plum Cove, their favorite beach.
I might have known something would go wrong because Tim wanted me to wear the bra and panties outfit he bought me on eBay. The panties are the full old-fashioned kind, but they're sheer white chiffon, Diary, and they don't hide anything! When I put them on in front of the bedroom mirror, you could see my pussy lips as plain as day. When I turned around, well, there was my butt crack too.
The bra was sheer too, and didn't hide my nipples or areolae at all. But I thought, oh well, no one will see them under my linen sun dress. Boy was I wrong!
So anyway, the four of us arrived at Plum Cove. We set up this little blue and white tent enclosure, which shelters us from the wind and can be zipped up for privacy when we change into our bathing suits. The guys went back to the car to get lawn chairs, the picnic baskets, and beer. I walked down near the water while Mrs. Alston (after today she lets me call her Carol, dear Diary!) went into the tent to put on her swimsuit.
About that time a man driving a little tractor came along behind me. He was towing a beach cleaner machine, which picks up trash and smoothes the sand. All of a sudden I heard Carol yelling, "Oh good grief! Help! Help!"
I looked around and couldn't believe my eyes, Diary. The beach cleaner had snagged one of the pegs holding our tent enclosure, pulled the whole thing down, and was dragging it along! The driver was listening to his iPod, and did not realize it. And there was Carol lying in the sand stark naked! I guess she'd just taken off all her clothes, including her panties, and put them into the beach bag when it happened. Our bag was gone too, dragged along under the tent!
Well! I ran to Carol as she stood up without a stitch of clothes on. She was in total panic as she covered her breasts with one arm and her pussy with the other. Then she realized that her butt was on display, so she reached back and tried to cover it too. All the time she was gasping and saying, "Ooh! Oooh!"
Well Diary, I sure learned a lot about Carol today! I guess she nursed Tim a lot when he was a baby because her nipples are really thick! Her breasts aren't as big as mine, and they hang down more, and her hips are a bit wider. When she moved her hand away from her pussy to cover her breasts and her butt, I could see that Carol is a natural redhead! She shaves the pubic hair on her legs and abdomen. But a thick patch of auburn hair covers her pubic mound and the rest of her down there.
Diary, after the rude way Carol treated me that time I accidentally went into her and Jack's bedroom naked, I wanted to say, "Well, Carol, how does it feel? You're completely nude, and everyone is looking at you!"
But I didn't. Instead I said, "I'll try to catch the tractor, Mrs. Alston!" I turned to run after it, but Carol cried, "No, Hilda, you can't leave me here naked!" Her face was almost as red as her hair! Every guy around was staring at her. A few even whistled and said, "Hey honey, what's your phone number?" which I thought was not polite.
There was such a desperate look on Carol's face. And I really do want my mother-in-law to like me. So I did something I never imagined I'd do in public, being a proper, modest young lady. I unzipped my dress, stepped out of it, and handed it to her. "Put this on," I said.
She took the dress, but when she saw what I had on under it, she said, "Good grief, Hilda, your undies don't hide anything!"
"Well," I replied, "we have to catch that tractor. There's two of us and only one dress. What do you want to do?"
I guess Carol didn't want to be naked, dear Diary! She stepped into my dress and drew it up over her hips. I turned and went running down the beach in my undies, waving my arms and yelling, "Stop that tractor!"
It seems so ironic. Carol had the 'mishap' and ended up naked, but there I was, also showing way more than a girl is supposed to. Oh it was embarrassing! Diary, I just don't understand how I get into these fixes!
Anyway, not only was my bra see-through, it also didn't provide much support. I could feel my breasts bouncing up and down as I ran. For once I wished they weren't so big! Everyone had their mouth open in surprise. After I ran by, of course, they could see my butt. Those darn panties were so flimsy I could feel my butt cheeks swaying as well.
So on I ran. One woman saw me coming and covered her little boy's eyes. Finally an older woman saw what was happening. She stepped in front of the tractor and made him stop. I caught up, reached under the tent, and grabbed our beach bag.
The driver, meantime, looked back and finally saw what he'd done. "Whoa," he cried, "what's goin' on?" When I turned to run back to Carol and he saw my butt, he yelled, "Hey now, cutie, don't rush off!" What a smart aleck!
The woman who had covered her little boy's eyes was waiting for me with a beach towel. She handed it to me as I went by, saying, "Here, put this on!"
I wrapped it around my waist, and finally returned to Carol. She quickly found her swimsuit in the beach bag and began to unzip my dress. Instead of being grateful, though, she looked at my bra and said, "Hilda, I might have known you'd wear an outfit like that!"
Well Diary, I'm a nice girl, so I had to say something. I told her, "I'll have you know, Mrs. Alston, that Tim bought this for me last week. He's the one who insisted I wear it today."
She looked at me for a few seconds and shook her head, saying, "That boy! He's just like his father!"
By this time Carol was slipping the dress off. Some young guys walking nearby stopped to watch the strip show. I turned my back to them and held up the beach towel so they couldn't see Carol.
But when they saw how sheer my panties were, they started whistling and making catcalls. So I turned around to face them, now holding the towel in front of both Carol and me as she finished taking off my dress.
About this time I heard Tim's father Jack cry out, "Carol? What th' hell is going on!"
Well, Diary, I guess any man would be surprised to see his wife standing on the beach as naked as a jaybird! And his daughter-in-law wearing nothing but see-through bra and panties. From the shocked look on Tim's face, I'm sure he's never seen his mother completely nude before.
Carol was so frazzled and angry with what had happened, she snapped back, "Isn't it obvious, Jack? I've decided to be a nudist!" Oh she was hopping mad! Then she said, "Turn your backs, dammit!"