Our Homemade RV and MASTURBATOR MIKE
Around 1969 or 1970. I still drove our 1965 Mustang fastback. It was too small to carry our large cabin tent, poles, and camping gear for more than week end camping. Now I pulled a small homemade trailer made of an old truck pickup bed eight foot back half. I'd added a goofy looking wooden box complete with peaked roof.
This became our very first off the ground camper after years of tent camping. I had added a piece of plywood on top the truck bed for a mattress and storage in front of that. Below, on the original truck bed, was our camping equipment storage.
With a top hinged, roughly 4X4 plywood door, this became our awning and rain shield when lifted. Behind that was another screen door. Also I had long narrow screened windows on each side with hinged plywood covers on those for cool weather and rain protection.
I painted the thing all black to match the Mustang with a green roof like a small comic strips Lil Abner looking house. In her short shorts Dollie looked like Daisy Mae. Okay maybe you're not that old!
I do remember this was our longest trip with our homemade camper. Although not much more aerodynamic than a stack of bricks, it handled rather well. A Sears turtle pod on top of the car probably helped wind deflection. I would have been around 30 and Dollie 28, give or take a year.
I got one of our favorite lower Lake Michigan Warren Dunes RV sites. Backed in among trees and shrubs, we actually had a very secluded spot. Tent stakes in sand never was a good thing.
I don't remember even seeing other people most of the time while cooking and relaxing behind our trailer. I'd hooked an 8X10 tarp on the back of the trailer and to trees for shelter over the picnic table. Of course we both wore our tiniest bikinis and either played on the large sand dunes directly behind our site or hiked north along the Lake.
We were now in the habit of checking out some of those narrow trails from the lake shore, thru the woods, to the county road where there were small parking lots where city people parked to go to the beach.
We were also in the habit of flashing those people, even having sex and 'accidentally' getting caught in the act along those trails. This was not originally our fault. We were only copying what we caught others doing just off the trails behind the bushes.
We were walking naked up a narrow trail that morning, at least a mile north of the main park boundary. There he was, most likely our age, 28 to 30, also naked, full erection, masturbating while looking toward the bushes. Like a bird dog, he was pointing something in the distance.
The guy was so busy looking and masturbating he didn't even notice us until we were almost next to him. Seems like I asked him what he was doing.
Our voices did two things, scared him and the young couple laying on the sand behind the bushes having sex. Laying in dirt is dirty. Laying in beach sand is not because that sand wipes right off. Much like us getting caught, they sort of stopped, giggled, then went at it again.
Mr. Masturbator apologized and tried to hide his hard-on behind his hands. Being fairly well endowed, like maybe 8", he wasn't able to hide it well. Dollie told him not to be bashful, she loved looking at his penis. The woman was unpredictable! This convinced our newest nudie friend to move his hands to give Dollie a good look.