Televised Royal Consummation

A TV panel discuss the first ever live televised consummation of the marriage of the eldest Prince.

Prince George, 24 married his 20 year old girlfriend Susan Fletcher

Jonathan Curtis, programme presenter, 40s

Peter Harris, Royal reporter, 60s

Janet Ranger who is the renowned fashion guru of the young, 30s, blonde

Andrew Thunic, the MP for Westminster, 50s

Jemima Walwart, the socialite, 40s, brunette

Martha Finks, gives view from the common people, 50s, brunette

"Good evening. I'm Jonathan Curtis. Tonight, in this very special broadcast we bring you a world exclusive: the live consummation of the marriage of Prince George to the new Princess Susan. Yes, you have heard it right we will be right there in the bedroom of the new Royal couple to witness their first sexual union.

This morning the 24 year old Prince George married his 20 year old girlfriend Susan Fletcher after a whirlwind romance and now they have retired to the Palace to complete their marriage by consummating in the full view of the nation and in fact the world.

This unprecedented event has come about due to the action taken by the parliament, with great pressure from our nation's Christian Church, to quash rumours and gossip that the Princesses are not virgins when they marry into the Royal family and that, in some instances the consummation does not take place on the rightful sacred night of the wedding. And Prince George's marriage to Princess Susan is the first Royal union to take place after the new Royal Wedding Decree. Being the Head of the Christian Church the Royal Family are meant to be above reproach and looked upon to set the moral standards as prescribed by the Christian Church.

We have kindly been given permission by the Palace to position many discrete, remotely operated cameras and microphones around the bedroom to give us numerous angles of viewing and audio. Please understand that to provide the Royal Couple privacy no one else will be in the bedroom when the Royal Couple enters. Only in the most extreme case will a technician enter, for example to fix a camera or a microphone that had stopped working.

As you can now see, this is the bedroom and we are now flicking through the images from various cameras.

After the wedding the couple have been apart and currently they are having showers and preparing for their big event. As soon as they enter the bedroom we will go straight over to begin coverage. Don't worry, you won't miss a thing. In the meantime we have a panel of experts to discuss today's extraordinary event...the live consummation of marriage of Prince George with his bride Princess Susan.

So, let me introduce you to the panel. First we have Peter Harris, the stalwart Royal reporter and journalist famous for many exclusives on the Royal Family and who has been covering them for many years now. Next we have Janet Ranger who is the renowned fashion guru on the trends of the young people. Then we have Andrew Thunic, the MP for Westminster to give us the political view. And next is Jemima Walwart, the socialite, and then we have Martha Finks, who will give us the view from the common people.

And whilst we wait for the Royal Couple to enter the bedroom, can I start with you, Peter, what is your view on how the Royal Family has taken to this, what many people might think of, as an invasion of privacy on this couple's very important night?"

"Thank you Jonathan. This is an extraordinary thing we will be witnessing. I'm not sure I, nor my wife, for that matter, would be easy at knowing that millions, if not billions of people around the world will be watching the moment we first have sex as husband and wife. But then again we have seen how the Royal Family has been entwined recently in various scandals and gossips. They want to be seen to be trying to connect with the public once more. They want to show the country that the purity of the Royal Linage is being maintained, that the Princesses that are entering the Royal household are in fact virgins. And by allowing the cameras not only at the wedding, but also into the bedroom it is hoped the country will be closer to the next-in-line-to-be-King and the Royal Family as a whole.

"Those are very important points you mention," Jonathan said. "So if the Royal Family is going to be more engaged with their public, how do you think the public will be affected by what they see? Janet."

"This is going to be very interesting tonight. There are just so many ways the Royal Couple could influence the nation. The big question is will they emerge naked or will they be wearing their night attire...?"

"What do you think?" Jonathan interrupted.

"Well, I think they will wear their night attire. I am, and I'm sure the nation, are just itching to see the nightie that the young Princess could be wearing? Who will it have been designed by? The same designer as the wedding dress? I assume it will be white like the wedding dress, to reflect that she's a virgin. And I guess the same for the Prince's pyjamas. And you know what, Jonathan, the fashion questions goes beyond just the clothes. There has been much anticipation around the Prince and Princess: will they be clean shaven or will they sport a nice natural pubic bush, or a landing strip? And has the Princess got her nipples pierced? And as for the Prince, has he been circumcised? Due to the easily available porn on the internet people are bombarded with clean shaven pubic area and men circumcised."

"So you believe the Royal Couple could influence not only the nightwear but also how they look naked?

"Absolutely. We are talking about the future King and Queen here."

"Thank you, Janet. Very interesting points which we will pick up in more detail later," the presenter silkily said. "Andrew, please tell us about the political and the legal side here."

"Thank you, Jonathan. I'm very excited to be here today in this ground breaking event. There have been concerns about broadcasting live sexual intercourse on the mainstream television, until now it was illegal to do so. Many objections were raised, but it was thought that allowing the broadcast was in the interest of the country. Some concessions have been made, such as broadcasting after 9pm as per the normal adult watershed broadcasting times. But we all must remember that children can see all sorts of pornography on the internet, meant for adults only, from the comfort of their bedroom," Andrew said. He was a dedicated MP in his 50s with just a touch of baldness starting.

"Yes, but that doesn't mean we should legitimise it by copying it and allowing explicit sexual activities on mainstream media also," Martha chipped in.

"You must understand that we either curtail the internet...or allow equal...ish playing field for all the media outlets," the MP said. "We have to justify the laws."

"Let me return to the fashion impact on the public that Janet raised. That of pubic hair. There has been a trend in recent times to shave off bodily hair, even pubic hair. And we are wondering will the Princess in particular have shaved off her pubic hair totally, have it naturally bushy, or somewhere in between"

"I think she will have shaved it all off, to fit in with the current trend. To connect with the public. After all this is what this event is all about. Isn't it?" Janet offered.

"Good point. But we have to remember that she may not be very bushy between her legs in the first place. So she may decide to keep it as it is. We all know the pain of hair removal, especially down there! Oh, and the pain of the stubble afterwards. She may want to avoid all that." Jemima, the socialite said.

"I think it is very wrong the images the media portrays of women. Most internet porn models are clean shaven and people see those and gets influenced. In porn they only do it for hygiene because they are having sex with so many partners. I don't think...well, I hope the Princess has kept all of her pubic hair, except of course some trimming around the edges; you know, the bikini line." Martha championed. "Pubic hair removal is unnecessary, it only adds to the pressure on woman, and in some cases the men, and it adds to expenses. The Royal Couple will only have each other for sex, so they don't need to shave it off and they can set a new trend to save people the pressure and the money."

"Those are very interesting and varied views from our three lady panel members. Gentlemen, what are your views from the male perspective? Do you like or dislike pubic hair?"

The MP spoke up first. "You know, the other reason the female models are generally clean shaven is to make them look younger, like young girls. But personally I like my women to have pubic hair so I hope the Princess has a nice dark bush. It just adds mystery."

"Thank you. Peter?"

"You know, I go along with Andrew. I too prefer women to have a good bush. I love to comb through my wife's pubic hair and enjoy the softness. The hair also acts to collect the feminine sexual scent and makes her look more feminine." Peter, the Royal Correspondent said.

"Ah. Interesting. So your wife has natural pubic hair?" Jonathan asked.

"Er...yes," Peter replied, now not feeling so sure about revealing his wife's personal information.

"Andrew, if you don't mind, for the sake of a small poll, does your wife have a full natural pubic bush? You said that's what you liked," Jonathan asked, without a hint of tact.

"Um...she has quite a full bush but she needs to trim it down a bit...you know, bikini line and...and you know further down she made it shorter, for hygiene," Andrew replied hesitantly. "I'm not sure how my wife feels about me revealing her details like that!"

"I'm sure she'll be fine. It's all good debate here. So, ladies, how about you? Are you clean shaven or are you bushy down there?" the presenter was doing his duty and making the discussions topical, interesting and titillating, dare say.

"Well, I don't mind telling you that I am always clean shaven," Janet instantly and proudly declared.

"Really? So it's not just the porn stars...?" Jonathan said cheekily.

"No. I prefer the smooth look, and so does my husband. You want proof? Okay," and without being prompted, the panel and the background studio staff looked on stunned as they saw Janet get up from her chair, unzip her trousers and lower them, along with her black lacy knickers. Lifting her top above her waist she said: "There. Clean shaven!"

"Ahm. Yes. Well. Yes...you are clean shaven. That is plain to see," the flustered presenter said; but quickly his professionalism came to the fore. "Thank you, Janet," he said and turned to the other two ladies. "How about you ladies?...Oh, Janet, if you can stay like that for a moment...," Jonathan said to Janet to prevent her from pulling up her knickers.

"I'm proud to say I do not shave at all...," Martha sat upright and said with a straight proud face. "I think shaving should be discouraged. Totally unnecessary. Unnatural pressure on the young girls."

"Not even the bikini line?" Andrew enquired with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Not even the bikini line. I don't need to as such," Martha said. "Look, I can show you as well." She also stood up, not to want to be outdone.

And she stood up and lifted her dress to reveal light blue lace edged knickers. As if she was preparing to pee, she put her hands under her dress and pulled down the thin knickers and stood up straight, holding up her dress, revealing her dark bushy triangle, with some greying strands appropriate for someone in her 50s, contrasting against her pale white skin.

"Yes...Yes. We see. Very good. What about you Jemima?"

"I...I like to trim my...my pubic hair. To keep them small," she said hesitantly.

"Can we see?" Jonathan asked without hesitation.

"Well...I...ok," she said as she realised everyone was looking at her. She bent forward and lifted her black skirt, pulled down her white cotton knickers and stood up. She showed off her landing strip of shaved pubic hair.

These three women stood there with their pussies exposed to the whole world.

"Thank you ladies, that's quite a contrast. But from the small poll here it looks like outside of the porn industry women still prefer to have a hairy bush in their knickers, between their legs."

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"Wait a minute. What about the men? Do men prefer hairy pubic region?" Martha asked. "This talk of equality, we'd...I mean the viewers would like to know if you men prefer hairy pubic region."

"That's a very good point. What do you say, men?" Jonathan asked. "Shall we drop our pants to show these ladies how we compare?"

There was a moment when no one moved. So Jonathan, as the presenter, got up first and dropped his trousers and underwear. "As you can see, I'm clean shaven, just like my wife."

That left the other two men in a dilemma. So Peter Harris, the Royal reporter followed and dropped his trousers. He was natural, but he didn't have much hair anyway, and what hair he did have was mostly silvery grey.

That left only Andrew Thunic, the MP. He dropped his suit trousers and he displayed his hairy pubic area.

Of course the viewers not only saw the panel's pubic hair but also their cock and balls, but they were not mentioned. In fact, in a bizarre twist, the viewers saw all 6 panel members exposing themselves live on TV with the three cocks in various state of hardness, though none was fully erect!

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"We must stop here as I think the Prince and the Princess are entering their bedroom. What will they be wearing?" Jonathan said, pulling up his underwear and trousers. The other panel members followed suite and hastily covered themselves and sat down.

As the two newly weds entered all the cameras in the room turned and trained on them.

"And we see the Prince is wearing his pyjamas and the Princess is wearing a lovely looking lacy nightie and a matching gown," Jonathan observed. "And we have just been informed by the Palace that the nightwear for the couple was designed by the same person that created the Princess's wedding dress."

"Interesting to see that whilst the Princess is wearing pure white silky nightwear, the Prince's pyjamas are dark blue silk," Janet the fashion guru commented. "Is the Prince implying something, since he is not wearing white also?"

"It could simply be blue for masculine reasons...you know, blue is normally associated with boys and men."

"Yes, possibly. But could it also mean that he is NOT a virgin!" Martha Finks dared to suggest.

"I think that is an outrageous thing to say, considering the whole purpose, or one of the purpose of this televising is to show purity of the Royal Couple on their wedding night," Peter said.

"Yes, but how DO you show a man is a virgin, like you can with a woman?" Martha countered. "Age old inequality." Peter had no come-back.

"The Princess's night dress and gown looks like they are following the design of the wedding dress. You note the floral pattern? Wasn't that on the wedding dress also? And the lace trimmings are the same also," Janet doing her fashion guru duty.

"I think you're right, Janet. Well spotted," Jemima nodded her head. "I think that would make sense if they've been designed by the same designer."

"The Prince and Princess are kissing, preparing themselves," Jonathan continued his commentary. "The Prince is letting his hands roam over his new wife, feeling her behind and...and yes, he has one hand on her breast. Would the Princess have allowed the Prince to touch her intimately before marriage? Peter, have the Palace commented on this point? We know that they haven't had actual sex but have they been intimate with their hands...and other ways?"

"The Palace hasn't been completely clear on this. But they have said that the couple have been allowed some leeway to get to know each other, like kissing and touching, but nothing sexual."

"Interesting. I would take that to mean the Prince and the Princess haven't...you know...used their mouth on each other," Jemima the socialite commented.

"Yes, that could be true since the Palace have said no sexual activity," Peter agreed.

Jonathan interrupted the discussion. "The Prince is taking off the Princess's clothes and the nation, and dare I say the world, waits to see the Princess naked for the first time. In fact, according to the Palace, the Prince is also seeing his wife naked for the first time."

"And there we have the answer, the Princess has gone for the natural look and her nipples are not pierced," Jonathan announced. "Any comments?"

Martha was the first to jump in. "I think she's trying to be in touch with the common people, making a profound statement that shaving is unnecessary."

"It could simply be that the Princess, or even the Prince, just prefers a hairy pussy...I can say that, yes? The Prince might just have told the Princess not to shave, just like Andrew tells his wife," the socialite Jemima chipped in.

"Yes, for this special public interest program you're ok to say pussy...and, for that matter cock as well," Jonathan clarified.

"Look, what the Royals do does have an impact on many of the population. So how the Princess has her pubic hair will be discussed around the globe. She could now start a trend in hairy pussies. Maybe the porn industry might go back to natural, hairy pussies and cocks. Remember the shaven look is only a recent trend," MP Andrew said.

"She does look very beautiful naked, her breasts look firm. The Prince will be very happy," Peter noted.

"She would look pretty with firm breasts. She's only 20," snorted Martha indignantly. In her 50s herself she has lost the youthful looks and somehow feels resentment towards the world for her loss.

"Wait, the Princess is now taking off the Prince's clothes."

There was silence from the panel as they watched intently, especially the ladies of the panel, keen to see the Royal appendage.

"The Prince does not look...ready!" quipped Jemima, causing a ripple of laughter.

"I think the Prince is under pressure to perform...in front of millions and billions of people. It is understandable," Peter came to the Prince's defence. "It will be interesting to see how he...rises to his duty."

"It's good to see he is natural down there as well. Maybe they both had a chat before hand and agreed to not shave," Martha speculated.

"Peter, do you think you can find that out in the coming weeks, from your Royal sources?" Jonathan asked.

"Yes, I will try."

"And his is of decent size, don't you think? And he is not circumcised," Janet observed.

"Princess Susan should have no complaints!" Jemima said and there was nodding from the other two women. "Look, look, the Princess is stroking him, trying to help him. I bet the Prince will have to help the Princess as well before he enters her."

"Oh my God! She's...she's actually...taking him in her mouth. I didn't think...not live on TV...!" Martha blurted out.

"Well, viewers, we are truly being treated to a historic night. We are witnessing, almost first hand, the Prince getting oral stimulation by his new wife. We don't know if the Princess has had any practice at this or if she's been instructed to do this by her mother...or even the Queen herself! But it looks to be working. Yes, the Prince now has an erection."

The viewers indeed see the Prince with a large hard penis as the Princess takes her mouth off the Royal appendage. Cameras zoom in to provide close ups from different angles, filling the screens with an unprecedented clear HD quality picture of an erect, wet penis in all its details.

"I think that is very impressive!" Martha again felt the need to comment. "I hope he returns the favour..."

"Indeed, the viewers can see the Prince is taking the Princess to the bed and...well there you have it, the Prince is reciprocating and getting his wife ready for penetration as any good husband should."