I must make this disclaimer. My friend Showife has been an inspiration to me and he encouraged me to publish my stories. Last week I read one of his great stories with the premise of using Craigslist to bring people to the house to see the wife. I would never rip off anyone's idea. However I had written this ten days before I read his, using the same premise. Please know I have only the utmost respect for Show and all authors and understand that this was truly a co-incidence. Thanks!
TANNING FOR GUESTS
My lovely wife Catherine and I have found a way to reveal her natural beauty to guys with it looking like a complete accident and not taking a chance with people we know.
I sell a lot of old car parts on Craigslist. Yesterday I had a guy who wanted to come buy a Chevy rear end I had for sale. I just asked that he call before he came so I would be sure to be home. Well he called and just Catherine and I were home so that was great. No kids around.
I live in the country on acreage with corn and wheat fields all around us so there are no neighbors that can see us. Even If someone drives by they cannot see into our back yard. It is a long way back from the road.
We had a simple plan. She would be just outside on the back deck tanning in the nude. It has been super hot all summer and yesterday was sunny and hot to so it was perfect for our plan. I had the rear end setting in the back of the house just a few feet from the deck.
The man called and said he was on his way and would be there in about twenty minutes. I got her radio out and put on some CD's she likes and turned the music up a bit. Catherine came down to lay on the lawn chaise, no suit or towel in sight, just sunglasses and a little pair of cute summer sandals with a medium heel was all she brought.
She looked so fine walking around on the deck in those little heels to show off to me. She says, "Honey are you sure you want another man to see this naked body of mine and see every inch?" She switched her hips a bit and put her arms up behind her hair flipping it a bit.
I got an instant hard on. I said, "Yes I do and I can't wait." So she said, "Then oil me up handsome and let's get me all ready.
I had the great pleasure of rubbing suntan oil all over her luscious hot body. I did it as she stood in front of me because I think a standing woman is so sexy and I can rub her front and the back at the same time.
She says when I am rubbing oil on her breasts and her bare bottom at the same time it makes her so horny she has to make love to me. So now you know the real reason I do it like that.
I also do her lower back and her pussy at the same time and that makes her get all wet and then I get her neck and her hips and finally down her long legs.
By the time I'm done oiling her she just wants to go back inside and make love, but I said this will be exciting and then we will have all the loving we want.
Now I prefer oil instead of lotion because oil makes her skin shine so nicely. So there she was settling down in the chaise. She had a big pair of dark sunglasses on and her sexy hair up.
Well it only took about 15 minutes and I know they will be here soon so I go in my garage and look busy on a project there so it could easily be assumed I didn't even know she was out back.
In five minutes a nice pickup truck pulls in my driveway. Two gentlemen get out. The driver was about sixty-five years old. His name was Fred and he brought his buddy Wally with him. Wally was about the same age. They were very nice. We shook hands and chatted a bit about the nice hot sunny weather we've been having and just how nice and sunny it was today.
They looked over my street rod and we talked a bit about cars. Then I said, "Now you wanted the transmission right?" I had one there all ready to go. Fred said, "No I wanted the rear end, remember?"
I said, "Oh, yeh, that's right. I am so sorry. I got you mixed up with the guy who wants the transmission, or I'd have had it ready. Forgive me. I'm afraid the rear end in the back. I'll have to go get it.
They said, "We'll come help you lift it." I said, "That'd be nice." And I grabbed a parts cart I have and we started around the back. As we rounded the corner of the house we got pretty close to the deck before they noticed her, but all of a sudden they both go, "WOWOWOW!!!!! Buddy, looks like your wife's out there."
I didn't even look up and I said, "Yeh she likes to tan." I kept myself busy with my back to the deck. Then they said, "Buddy, she's naked." I looked up and now we were only about 10 feet from the deck. Catherine had the nice music on fairly loud so it appeared logical that she didn't hear us and she looked to be sound asleep.
I looked up too and said, "Oh wow, you're right. That gal hates tan lines and it's so private here she can tan like that. I hope it doesn't offend you guys." They said, "Are you kidding!? Do you mind if we look a little?"
I said, "I guess since you've already seen her, a little longer won't do any harm as long as she doesn't know. Just don't wake her up." They looked at me like I was crazy and said, "REALLY?!?!?" I said, "Sure go ahead and take a little peek."
They may have been 65 but they acted like 16 year olds. They walked to the back side of the deck and looked straight up her legs at her perfect, sweet little smooth shaved pussy with just a tiny upside down triangle on her mound.