Tales from Chastity Island
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Although she was an experienced sailor and not averse to cruising the open ocean single-handed, when the navigation system failed Cathy Conrad's sailboat veered several hundred miles from its prescribed course. Low on provisions, she decided to drop anchor in a protected cove of a lone island she first spotted far on the horizon. "Is this island uninhabited?" she wondered, "but if not, what kind of natives shall I encounter, and how will they welcome me?"
An adventurous sort of woman and accustomed to travelling alone in mysterious tropical settings, Cathy set out to explore the island on foot.
She hadn't ventured far, just down the beach, when she spotted her first native. It was a young man, wearing nothing more than a strange locking device on his genitalia. His body was lean and brown, which the forty-something woman found sexually appealing. The naked young man stared at her, smiled, then cupped his hands to his face and let out a high-pitched howl. Another young man appeared, also naked and wearing the same strange locking device. Soon there were half a dozen young men with the same device securely fastened to their genitalia.
"What a peculiar island," she thought. "No one here but young men, all so beautiful, lean -- and they seem so friendly. I could get used to this." Then one by one the young men approached the woman, each greeting her with a tender kiss on the lips. "I could get used to that too."
During their greetings, Cathy's hands strayed, running up and down the sides of the young men's bare buttocks, which stirred her womanly passions as well as elicited giggles and smiles from her sun-kissed male attendants, whose gestures urged her to continue.
"I could get used to this too."
Taking her by the hand, the young men led Cathy to their huts where they broke open fresh clams and sucked the juicy meat clean out of the shells. The young men alternately looked her in the eyes then at her midsection, then smiled wildly, as if trying to tell her something.
"I could get used to this the most of all."
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Hanging from her ankles, Marsha wondered how she ever got mixed up in such a caper.
From her perch in the tree, in vain she struggled to reach the bunch of native fruit, then ignominiously fell to the sandy island floor below. "I'll never pass these challenges," Marsha thought. She was told that romance was guaranteed for any woman who succeeded in the tests.
It was a veritable tropical paradise for the love-starved women who ventured to cross the wide expanse of the ocean to get here. Balmy warm breezes blew; the rolling green hillsides were littered with tall swaying palm trees. First-time initiates of the ladies' regatta weren't told much about 'the order of the conch;' it's details and admonition were strictly guarded, but word slipped out that there was a blindfold, a ceremony that lasted into the morning, and that the climax of the ceremony was indescribably pleasurable.
That was the word most bantered about during the regatta: pleasurable, and so rarely attained by women that it drove the ladies halfway across the globe in search of it. Return ladies to the island, however, were eager to spend hours visiting with their favourite native boys, and at their preferred locations. 'The Maroon Lagoon' was regarded as the most discrete.
Like most of the first-time ladies, Marsha didn't know how to tie a bowline or read a navigational chart, had no sailing experience, nor could she remember the last time she had sex. Lying on the sand, physically unharmed from her fall but feeling public humiliation, Marsha gave up on the bunch of native fruit.
"This is one of those islands where the bananas are always just out of reach," a return woman giggled.
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