"Yo, Chad! Who are we doing for our next episode, bro?"
"Okay, so, we're doing Jessie next, then the lesbian scene afterwards. Come on, dude, you know the script! We went through it about 500 times!" I said.
"Okay, relax, when is she getting here anyway?"
The door opened. I saw her. I couldn't believe it. It was like a part of my past had come back to me.
"Sierra?"
"Chad?"
My name is "Sweet" Chad Jones. I'm a director/writer in the adult entertainment business. I used to be a porn star. I am the mind behind the series called "Erotic Fantasies." Yes, I get paid to be around hot women, watch them have sex, and periodically take part in it myself. You might think that it's the best job in the world (which it is), but it took me a long time to get here.
It all started when I was a sophomore in high school. I was sixteen. I was an aspiring writer writing poems and short stories in class. One day after school, my needs took over and I masturbated to porn. After my climax, I wondered, should I write one? So, I did. It was easy to write because I was so damn horny. My parents found out later. They weren't happy. I even showed my works to people who went to school with me. They actually loved it. Guys liked it. Girls loved it. Girls that I wrote about loved it. This is where I knew I had a hit. Thanks to my horndog friend Tommy (who's currently my talent director) and myself, I kept writing more fantasies all the way through my high school years and college, until my big break came in the form of:
"Richard Johnson. Call me Dick."
I had about fifteen different stories on a flash drive when I met him. I met Dick in Vegas on Spring Break. I snuck off to a porn convention while my parents went gambling. What did you expect? I was curious. He was a big-time director in the business. I had no agendas whatsoever until I heard him say this on his phone in the middle of the convention center:
"Yeah? What do you mean, I have an ultimatum? I need time, damn it! Tell him I need time. If he wants my money, there will be time sacrificed." He hung up aggressively. "Asshole."
This is where I took a deep breath and said this as natural as I know how:
"I have an idea, sir. You're looking to legitimize the business, not demonize it, right? I've got it. I grew up a nerd who was wildly hormonal to say the least. I want to give my fellow nerds hope that they too can have sex with beautiful girls. They too can get laid. They can have that swagger and confidence to them. I want to show that this is not exploitation. Sex will always sell. It's beautification."
Dick looked up and down my scrawny body. He looked me in the eyes.
"I like you, kid. You have ambition. What's your name, kid?" Dick said.
"Chad. Chad Jones."
"Age?"
"Twenty-one. I'm in college."
"Okay, just wanted to make sure. But, in this business, kid, there are short careers. You got to earn your way up. I have a vacant spot in my new film with your name on it. Oh, and by the way, what's your idea titled?" Dick said.