(This story is another episode in the "Sunshine," series, so if you want to know who these people are you may want to read the first four. They include 1) Sunshine, 2) Sunshine's Needs, 3) Sunshine's Confession, and 4) Sunshine at the Bachelorette Party. If you like those, you'll come back to this one. For those who've already read them, enjoy.)
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I struggled to find a comfortable position for my achingly hard cock in my tuxedo pants. I hoped that I didn't have pre-cum seeping through the fabric. I went back to the men's room to see, and to give my erection time to subside before going back into the reception. But it was no use. The images I had just seen had been burned into my memory and they kept popping up no matter how hard I tried to suppress them. I mean, I had just seen video of the bachelorette party that my wife had attended last night. There had been some pre-cum seepage. I grabbed some paper towel to blot it off.
I stood there looking at myself in the mirror, something I wouldn't have been able to do if I were dreaming. So, I eliminated dreaming as an explanation for what I'd just witnessed. Once I'd grown calm and was presentable enough to return to the reality of the wedding reception, in walked Thor and the Brit whose performance I'd just witnessed on video moments ago. Cue the Twilight Zone music, please.
"Dude, I was just talking about you," said Thor as I turned from the mirror. "Hey, man. I want you to meet Nigel Smith. He's a real life porn star in England."
"Really!" I said, with maybe a little too much astonishment in my voice.
"Yeah. He works for Cindy's aunt who owns a porn production company!"
"Adult film studio," corrected Nigel politely, offering his hand to me.
"Really," I said again, shaking his hand instinctively. Shaking hands in a men's room is really kind of weird. I'd bet that's the first and only time I've ever done that.
"Yeah, and her aunt gave us a week in London as a wedding gift so we can break in to the industry!" said Thor, a huge shit-eating grin plastered across his face.
"You guys want to be porn stars?" I said. "You gotta be kiddin' me!"
"Yeah, dude. Cindy's always been into porn because of her aunt, and she told me that I'd probably be a hit in the industry because of my size," said Thor, confidently grabbing his package for emphasis.
"And I'm here sort of as a talent scout to see if these two truly have what it takes," added Nigel.
"Really?" was all I could offer in response. I was really quite astonished. I mean, to talk about it is one thing, but to really do it, to really fuck in front of a camera, takes a certain type of person. I had to ask myself, could I do it? Could I fuck Sunshine, or anybody for that matter, in front of a camera? Like, what happens to your real-life job? What happens to real-life, period? I mean, this could be as big as playing professional ball or something like that. I stood speechless, staring at the two of them.
"We blocked out and shot a short scene last night, at the bachelorette party, sort of as a screen test for Cindy," said Nigel. I almost said something stupid like, "You mean that was scripted?" but I caught myself in time.
"Oh yeah? How'd it go?" I asked. A professional's opinion is always valuable.
"Dude, I heard it was awesome," said Thor with a great deal of youthful exuberance. "Nigel played a male stripper and he's got this cool outfit. Tell Jay about the sock thing, dude!"
"Sock thing?" I asked in mock confusion, for I had seen just what it was and just how it worked.
"It's a modified male 'sock' (he made quotation marks in the air with his fingers) that male strippers wear over their cocks, by law, but mine is designed to pop a seam so that my cock can be exposed for the money shot," explained Nigel. He put up a finger. "Excuse me fellas while I part with some of this beer," he said turning toward one of the urinals.
"Yeah, dude. Cindy and I are shooting a scene tonight after the reception. We've got the honeymoon suite and we're all dressed up and all... well, you should stop by, check us out." Thor was about as earnest as I'd ever seen him. He looked me in the eye waiting for a response. Again, I just stood there with my mouth hanging open. I thought about the fact that he hadn't once mentioned Sunshine. I wondered if that meant I was supposed to leave her behind and come alone. Did he not want his sister to witness this union?
"Ever been on a set when a movie's being shot?" asked Nigel zipping up, the automatic toilet flushing as he turned for the sink.
"No."