Adam saw Natalie bolt out of the living room. He quickly realized she was heading for him.
"Shit," Adam said frantically. He could wait her arrival, or simply get the hell out of there. The latter seemed a better idea. He had no intentions of feeling Natalie's wrath.
He started running out of the backyard, towards the gate. Just as he began, Natalie came out of the house, running right after him.
He jumped over the waist-high fence and never broke stride, heading down the driveway. Not wanting to chase him further, Natalie stopped at the fence. But Adam could hear her voice her anger towards him.
"Better fuckin' run," he clearly heard her say. "Little shit."
As he ran over his friend, Herb's, he had an even sicker feeling in his stomach. He had never heard his step mom use the "F" word, so he knew her anger with him must be on a totally different level. He had no plans of going home any time soon.
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Adam sat around with his friend, Herb, and their two other buddies, Nate and Scott.
They were checking out Herb's Playboy magazines, and for Adam it was a special treat. Natalie had found a Playboy magazine of his in his closet once, and simply threw it away, without any explanation.
The boys were pretty much in their own little world while checking out the various mags and photos, but every now and then, when they saw a model with a really nice pair of breasts, or a nice butt, they would hold it up to share with the other guys.
It was a good old time, and pretty quiet. Until Herb broke the silence.
"Adam, dude, I hate to say it, but your step mom is fucking hot," he said as he took a drink from his bottle of Coke.
The two other boys cracked up.
"I was gonna say the same fuckin' thing," Scott said. Adam blushed.
"Dude, she's smoking," Nate added. "Did you ever see her wear those tight white shorts?"
"Oh my freekin' God," Herb replied. "One day when I was waiting for Adam to come out, she was doing some gardening, dude, and she was wearing those things. And she was bent over, kneeling down in the dirt, and her ass was sticking high in the air. I just wanted to go over there and plant a kiss on it, man, seriously."
The boys, including Adam, had to laugh at his enthusiasm.
"Dude, I would seriously like to be your step mom's slave," Nate said. The guys shouted. "I'm serious dude, I would let her give me a spanking any time."
Adam couldn't even get a word in.
"Dude, I have to tell you, without embarrassment. I jerk off thinking about your step mom," Nate said.
The boys gave each other high-fives.
"Dude, when I'm not here, I'm at home...jerking off, thinking about your step mom," he told them honestly.
The boys were glad to clear the air and let Adam know how much they cared for the female authority figure that lived in his house. And they were quite open about it.
"I bet she has a huge bush," Nate said. Again, the guys erupted in shouts and chuckles. "She just has that look, man."
"You can tell if a woman has a huge bush by looking at her?" Herb asked with skepticism.
"She just has that look, man," Nate said. "She's all nice and polite and shit, but I bet when the panties come off, it's like a huge forest down there."
The guys couldn't even answer. They were rolling over, laughing and yelling the whole time.
"You're sick, man," Herb told his friend.
"What? I love a huge bush," Nate said. "That's my fantasy. Adam's step momma has a huge bush."
Adam finally brought something to the conversation.
"Th-that," he began, his stutter returning. Usually it returned when he was excited about something. "That isn't that far-fetched."
All of the boys' eyes locked onto Adam's. They all put their nudy mags down for a minute, and gave him their full attention.
"What are you talking about, dude?" Nate asked with interest. "Dude, tell me you saw something. Dude, please, tell me you saw something. I'm begging you."
"Calm down, man," Adam said with a laugh. "I'll tell you."
All of the boys were completely silent.
"Alright," Adam began with a smile. "A couple months ago, we got out early from school - the day there was a bomb threat."
"Yup," Herb said.
"I go home, go into the backyard, which is the way I always go into the house," Adam went on. "I look over and I hear some splashing in the pool. It was Natalie."
"Holy shit," Scott said. Adam hadn't even gotten to the good part, and they were already about to shoot their loads.
"She obviously didn't expect me to be home, and I guess cause it was so fucking hot she wanted to take a swim," Adam went on.
"Oh dude, if you tell me she was swimming naked I will fucking die," Nate said.
"Dude, no. She wasn't naked," Adam said. All three were a bit disappointed for a second. "But she was wearing this, uh, r-really, re-ve, really-rev..."
His stutter returned. His friends were playful about it, but patient.
"Dude, take a deep breath," Herb teased. Adam did so.
"She was wearing this really revealing bathing suit, a white one," he said.
The boys' mouths dropped wide open.
"A two-piece, or one-piece?" Scott asked.
"It was a one-piece, but the bottom part rode up so high - you could see like all of her thighs and shit," Adam explained.
"Oh my fuckin' Lord," Nate marveled.
She gets out of the pool, kind of startled, completely fuckin' tan. I'm like staring at her big tan thighs the whole time, and suddenly I notice what looks like a shadow," he said.
"What?" Herb asked.
"Yeah, what?" added Nate.
"Her crotch," Adam said. "It looked like this huge dark shadow underneath her white bathing suit..."
"Jesus fucking Christ," Herb said.
"Maybe it was a black pair of panties," Scott reasoned.
"No, dude, it was her bush," Adam said. Nate almost lost it. "She has a lotta hair down there," he said with a laugh.
"I'll be right back," Nate announced, heading to the bathroom. Everyone knew what he was doing.
"He's gonna go jerk off," Scott said matter-of-factly.
They wanted to hear more from Adam.
"So what happened, dude, did you just keep staring?" Herb asked.
"Well, yeah, she didn't notice. She was looking around the yard while she was talking to me," Adam answered. "Dude, her bush looked huuuuuge. Like this huge triangle that came all the way up to her tummy...I just wanted to put my face between those big thighs of hers."
Scott spit out some of his soda, laughing so hard.
"Dude, not on the carpet!" Herb scolded him.
"Sorry, man," he answered.
"So your step mom has an untamed jungle between her legs?" Herb asked. Scott kept laughing.
"I guess you could say that," Adam said, cracking up. "But it's hot. She was kind of self conscious about it after a while, and put a towel around her waist. And I never saw her wear that white bathing suit again."
"I guess not," Herb answered.
"Dude, that is fucking classic, man," Scott said. "I would stick my whole face in that hairy bush of hers if I ever got the chance."
"I bet you would, man," Herb fired back.
Suddenly, Nate came back out of the bathroom, and the guys never heard the toilet flush.
"What the hell were you doing?" Scott asked, almost in rhetorical fashion, since he knew the answer.
"I was jerking off," Nate answered, without shame.
"Aw, dude," Herb said. "You better not have gotten it on anything."
"Oh, dude, I was careful," he said with a laugh.
Silence overcame them, like the hot discussion about Natalie had worn them out.
"Dude, does she have a boyfriend?" Nate asked Adam.
"Why, you think you have a shot?" Scott teased him.
"No, dude, I was just wondering. Hot woman like that...wouldn't imagine she's single," Nate pondered.
They all looked at Adam.
"She dates on and off," he answered.
They were quiet for a moment.
"What about your Uncle Dick?" Scott asked. "I see him over all the time. His van's always in the driveway."
Suddenly, Adam squirmed in his seat. He thought of the "CFNM" relationship Natalie had going with Uncle "Dick," and how she enjoyed the sight of his ginormous wang.
"Um, they're j-j-j-just friends," Adam stuttered.
"But he's over there ALL the time," Scott added.
Adam played it off.
"He fixes a lot of stuff at our house," Adam answered.
"Yeah, your house is a piece of shit," Herb teased him. Adam took a deep breath. He felt so uneasy about the boys discussing Uncle Dick. Adam thought if he told them the real story there, about how Natalie treats Uncle Dick, it might blow the boys' minds.
"I bet she bosses him around and shit," Herb teased. "Dick, fix this. Dick, fix that."
Adam was thinking...you have no idea, dude.
"Maybe she likes a man in a tool belt," Nate reasoned. No, Adam thought to himself, Natalie doesn't like her male friends to wear anything, actually. Or in fact, she doesn't let them.
"Dude, doesn't your Uncle Dick have a Y membership?" Scott asked. The boys so easily referred to Adam's uncle as Dick, not even knowing what it implied.
"Oh, yeah," Adam said.
"Dude, he's gotta get us in there. We could hoop it up," Herb chimed in.
The boys were starting to look at their Playboys again, but they just couldn't get off the Natalie subject.
"Dude, I would seriously let your step mom sit on my face, and smother me with that big ass of hers," Nate went on.
"Jesus, dude," Herb said, thumbing through one of the mags. "You need help."
"Oh and dude, we're leaving out Rachel," Nate said. "She's like a fucking younger clone of Natalie!"
